"Well hon, I would START with a mid day nuclear strike on mecca when either it's prayer time or there are the most people there. Personally I hope that is that same time...
Second, I would begin carpet bombing palistine, lybia, and any other low leval little tribe of these animals. Think Dresden Germany, 1943.
Third I would ask the savages WHO wants to be NEXT!!!"
Considering that attitude of yours, just one words springs to mind: Waco. Thus the answer to your question would be simple:
You.
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The above have sworn to defend the Constitution of the Us from all enemies, both foreign and domestic, after all.
"Obviously they would all whine about how terrible I am...."
You & your right-wing Teabagger Neocunt Dominionist ilk whine about terrorism, and how Al-Qaeda want to kill the infidel & make the US part of a worldwide Caliphate; and why are you lot so opposed to Iran's own nuclear ambitions again...? Well then. Now you know how you lot sound to the rest of the world.
So I would consider that a challenge and begin COVERING the middle east in pigs blood and chum left over from slaughter houses..... I LOVE Bacon so I would not waste that.
Once I have all you commies sufficiently riled up to get you morons out into the streets I would then ROUND YOU UP at your little lenin love fests and drop ALL OF YOU right on that big old pile of pigs guts and blood over there.
THE BEST PART....
They would wipe you commies out for it while you are telling them how much you just love them and want to understand them!"
Trans: 'I'm jealous that these people have decided to rise up against their oppressive Muslim regimes, thus they clearly want democracy (via their own forms of regime change), and we can't do the same - as we're already a democracy; for we right-wingers to do the same would expose us for what we really are deep down: anti-democratic Nazis.'
@Often Partisan
'palistine, lybia,'
"Where the fuck are these places???"
Geography clearly not on Michelle's 'hoemskuling' curriculum.
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Nor of those in Faux News, neither.
@Swede
"I'd start with a basic course in grammar and spelling, if I were you."
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No wonder then, that so many people in Europe who have English as a second language (especially the Netherlands & Scandinavian countries) can speak, read and write such better than some Americans, who profess to speak English as their only language.
The Teabaggers always go on & on (especially with signs at anti-Obama protests) about 'No Taxation without representation', in their case it should be No Representation without education.
Ah, but then, if they were as educated as much as people are outside of their ghetto known as Dumbfuckistan - certainly the rest of the world - then the likes of them (Repubicans, Teabaggers, Neocunts, Religious Right et al) wouldn't exist.
Friedrich Nietzsche preferred the company of Jews to Christians. Better educated, the former gave him a greater challenge in his philosophical discussions and debates with other people. Just throwing that one out there...
