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Most probably they will see a documentary of the white president who brought one of the worst crisis since the energetic smashdown in the seventies.
5/4/2011 3:43:10 AM
5/4/2011 3:44:10 AM
At least he's giving Obama credit for killing bin Laden. A lot of conservatives are crediting Bush.
5/4/2011 3:47:50 AM
And the Nostradumbass Award goes to....
5/4/2011 3:54:39 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
At least he acknowledges that the Republicans are dim bulbs. But, he credits the Democrats with a whole lot more foresight and organizational skills than I would ... and I'm a Democrat.
BTW, I have it on good authority (one of his staff members) that Boehner is working on kicking his smoking habit and is now down to 3-4 packs per day from the five packs that he used to consume daily. God Mess didn't even get that right. Just saying.
5/4/2011 4:00:07 AM
awww, how cute
he thinks anyone would reproduce with him
sorry boo, kids and grandkids are not in your future
5/4/2011 4:06:03 AM
Raised by Horses
"The end of America as we know it has come, the collapse is imminent and you should prepare now for the coming insurrection."
Yes, Wac. Yes is it, and the Redcoats are coming and They are out to get YOU. You should get out of the country while you still can, and go live in the woods somewhere, away from all human contact.
Be afraid. Be VERY fucking afraid.
5/4/2011 4:16:07 AM
There's a monster under your bed.
5/4/2011 4:21:53 AM
Let me get this straight, because bin Laden was killed under Obama's watch, it's a hug conspiracy to take over the world. However, if he had not been killed under Obama's watch, then Obama would have been a failure at completing an objective that Bush started (and failed to accomplish).
Obama could singlehandedly save a bus load of nuns and orphans from certain death and you're going to see it as some NWO conspiracy. You guys are beyond nuts.
5/4/2011 4:24:56 AM
Originally posted by wac3rd
…weep over a 0.0003% cut from an anticipated budget.
Gee, it sounds so small when you put it as a percentage. But I bet when bragging about saving money, you use the actual value.
You know that 0.0003% of a three and a half trillion dollar budget is three and a half million dollars, right? Here on earth, three and a half million dollars is a lot of money, and you can do a lot of good with it. Or a lot of evil, depending on your disposition. So, yeah, 0.0003% is rather important.
5/4/2011 4:33:02 AM
From the frozen north, Death cometh
Also, if he hadn't got bin Laden these same idiots would be (and have been) saying that he's intentionally failing at the mission and thus helping the NWO...
You just can't lose, when you are that crazy, can you? :)
5/4/2011 4:36:38 AM
So let me get this straight. There was a home invasion and some rich guy was killed. Of course freepers would say a black man was responsible.
5/4/2011 4:40:22 AM
From the frozen north, Death cometh
Meh, double post...
5/4/2011 4:42:57 AM
History will remember a president who used Osama bin Laden as an excuse for vastly expanded government. But that president isn't Obama.
Also, Communism in practice wasn't exactly known for its devotion to open borders.
5/4/2011 4:44:40 AM
No "evil madman" anywhere in this...
Your grandkids will never see such a documentary.
Crazy frEEPers need to create a new boogieman. Just pick anyone at random, and demonize him like you demonized old Mr Bin Ladin.
Give yourself someone else to be afraid of.
You know you will.
5/4/2011 4:50:42 AM
That's not how, well, ANY of that works... Holy shit that is some certifiable crazy right there.
Also, I think that by 2050, there will be more "evil president" documenteries about Bush than anyone else.
5/4/2011 5:05:36 AM
While I agree that the GOP is full of dim bulbs (especially now that it's been infiltrated by extremists), the Democrats are a bunch of pushovers that are always backing down to the demands of the extremists in the GOP. They can't even get a halfway decent healthcare system passed, what makes you think they can change the political structure of the entire world?
An evil madman is dead and another is still in power at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Seriously? Listen, I know he disagrees with your politics but he's not some cartoon supervillain bent on world domination. I hate what politics in the US has become. It's gone well beyond muckraking to the point where the opposing party is portrayed as Satan incarnate who's going to single-handedly destroy the entire US if he's not stopped somehow. It's dangerous and might one day lead to unnecessary tragedy when some wacko self-proclaimed vigilante decides he's going to try to do something about it.
5/4/2011 5:15:43 AM
Obama is not a socialist, he's not a Communist, he's not a Marxist, or a Stalinist or pretty much any other fucking -ist you can think of. He's a center right politician - especially compared to the political spectra in other Western nations. If you weren't such a fucking extremist, you'd be able to see that.
5/4/2011 5:25:51 AM
"he can always pull the "I killed Osama Bin Laden" card. Forever."
And I can always pull the 'Bush allowed 9-11 to happen' card. Forever. Also I can pull the 'Bush was given a report that says bin Laden determined to attack in US and he said "alright you covered your ass now get outta here" card. Forever. And I can pull the 'Bush almost destroyed the world financial system' card. Forever.
You just handed me the 'all conservatives are incompetent morons' card which I intend to hold up to your face. Forever.
"An evil madman is dead and another is still in power at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue."
Erm - Cheney hasn't been in the the White House since 2009. Try to keep up.
5/4/2011 5:39:29 AM
it's a hug conspiracy
I find the notion of a hug conspiracy terrifying. I really don't like being touched. ;-D
5/4/2011 6:07:15 AM
Bullshit. People still vote the economy. In November of next year I doubt many people will be voting the "He killed Osama" ticket if the economy still sucks.
5/4/2011 6:10:45 AM
"God Bless, FReepers, pray hard in the coming "months."
By all means. Pray your (tiny) brains out.
And to show your true sincerity, you guys should pray 24/7, taking no time to eat or sleep or bathe or anything else (and "anything else" includes procreation -- none of that for you!). Only then can you defeat the evil Obummer.
Oh, and it wouldn't hurt to beat yourselves with belts and whips and chains while praying
5/4/2011 6:20:27 AM
As a socialist, I cannot even begin to explain how painful it is to hear morons like this 1) call Obama/the Democratic Party socialistic and 2) describe socialism as the rule of the elites.
Like them or not, the Democrats are quite centrist-- if the party platform leans at all, it leans right. Socialists would have implemented a single-payer healthcare system or a national health service. Socialists would have taken control of GM, ensuring that they never again ship another job overseas.
Socialists stand opposed to the elite. That's actually the point of socialism. Socialists, like libertarians, dislike the concentration of power. We, however, acknowledge that power can be (and is) wielded by private interests just as it is by the government. The difference between the two is that private interests are not responsible to the people, while democratic governments are, at least in theory (though in a capitalistic democracy, government is more responsive to the very rich than to the poor or middle classes)
I second the Nostradumbass award for this
5/4/2011 6:23:28 AM
You really don't know much about politics, do you?
To people outside the US, Liberalism is on the right side of the spectrum. Some of us feel that the US has a very right wing party and an ultra right wing party.
Socialism and Communism are not the same thing, stupid. How would you feel if I mixed Conservatism with Liberalism?
No, no, no; you got rid of the evil madman after the latest election. The one who was bosom buddy with the other evil madman's family in Saudi Arabia, you know.
5/4/2011 6:36:53 AM
"At least he's giving Obama credit for killing bin Laden. A lot of conservatives are crediting Bush."
This is their current location:
Say what you like, subhuman Repubicans, Teabaggers, et al - bin Lardarse was eliminated on Obama's watch. Deal with it.
I know what you'll get, Mr. President: an all but guaranteed 2nd term handed to you on a gold platter. Good.
Suck it, right-wingers.
5/4/2011 6:40:16 AM
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