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[On Cratering]

Cratering probably occurred when the fallen angels took on the good angels in a cosmic battle.

Note this passage which, by itself, looks mundane:

Daniel 10:13 But the prince of the kingdom of Persia withstood me one and twenty days: but, lo, Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me; and I remained there with the kings of Persia.

Daniel has been in prayer for three weeks to God, and God had sent an angel to take the answer to Daniel, but the angel could not get through the infrastructure that Satan had set up, and so he (the angel) had to enlist the aid of Michael the Archangel.

Battles like this probably occurred throughout the universe after Lucifer rebelled, and ? of the angels followed him in the insurrection.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 50 Comments [4/26/2011 5:03:55 AM]
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#1282623
Creedence Leonore Gielgud

"Cratering probably occurred when the fallen angels took on the good angels in a cosmic battle."

And brain damage probably occurred when your mom decided to start dropping you on your head for shits, and giggles.

4/26/2011 10:33:20 AM
#1282624


Where do craters come from? You can't explain that!

4/26/2011 10:33:31 AM
#1282631
Berny

Except for the fact that asteroids crashing into things is well documented and has been observed.
Oh, hey, it's AV1611VET. Why do I bother. This is guy is too stupid to tie his own shoelaces.

4/26/2011 10:47:08 AM
#1282641
SpukiKitty

Meteorites are angels?! I thought they were rocks!!!!

I wonder if their is a Nine-Tiered Holy Space-Rock Hierarchy?

SERAPHIM, CHERUBIM, THRONES: Asteroids

DOMINIONS, POWERS, VIRTUES: Meteors

PRINCIPALITIES, ARCHANGELS, ANGELS: Meterorites

Likewise, Face-Craters are caused by Zit-Demons....Lost socks are caused by little elves from OG....There's little men with printing presses in every ATM machine....Wind is the result of trees sneezing!....Magic makes light bulbs glow!....


4/26/2011 11:05:34 AM
#1282649


No where in that passage, does it say anything about how possibly craters could be made. It sounds like you are just making shit up.

4/26/2011 11:13:03 AM
#1282691
Old Viking

Ah, the age-old crater controversy.

4/26/2011 12:23:18 PM
#1282706
Godbuster

And then IRON MAN came and go BSSSHHAAAA *sucks in excess spit* and then and then then... Darth Vader takes his LIGHTSABER BSCHOOOOOO *breathes in deep* and then and then they EXPLODE and SMASH into the earth all ike KRAAAAKOOOW *sucks in excess spit*... Daddy... why aren't you listening?

You sound like a fucking child talking about saturday morning cartoons you fucking shit for brains retard.

4/26/2011 1:01:29 PM
#1282716
nazani14

So if I have a meteorite fragment, it's actually part of an evil angel? Cool!

4/26/2011 1:19:56 PM
#1282717
Vince

I think I've seen this movie.

4/26/2011 1:23:48 PM
#1282755
Selkie

Angels "cratering" makes for some interesting images. I must have a dirty mind.

4/26/2011 3:35:14 PM
#1282765
DinosaurRidinJeebus

Anyone remember waaaay back in the day when that Giant Monkey climbed up on that skyscraper in New York? It totally happened. It has been thoroughly documented by multiple sources

My sources: King Kong (1933), King Kong(2005)


Oh yeah. And you are a moron.

4/26/2011 4:05:38 PM
#1282771
Canadia

That sounds pretty intense.

4/26/2011 4:17:37 PM
#1282782


What an um....interesting leap of deduction.

4/26/2011 5:18:54 PM
#1282822
Miles

Yeah... Sheeessssh... I wouldn't be going around making up my own interpretations of Genesis. Seems a bit like... Heresy... To me.

4/26/2011 8:56:19 PM
#1282837
anti-nonsense

making shit up for Jesus!

4/26/2011 11:50:38 PM
#1282838
Justanotheratheist

I'd say we're one crater short because one meteorite lodged itself between AV's ears.

4/26/2011 11:52:13 PM
#1282842
katie5000

*sigh* Rock + velocity + solid surface = crater. Seriously.

Oh, no - that's crazy. But cosmic angel battles? Totally legit.

This guy's a crackpot.

4/27/2011 12:08:11 AM
#1282862
Tempus

To be sure, this actually ISN'T the strangest, dumbest thing AV1611VET has said online.

4/27/2011 1:48:08 AM
#1283010
Anon-e-moose

@Godbuster

"And then IRON MAN came and go BSSSHHAAAA *sucks in excess spit* and then and then then... Darth Vader takes his LIGHTSABER BSCHOOOOOO *breathes in deep* and then and then they EXPLODE and SMASH into the earth all ike KRAAAAKOOOW *sucks in excess spit*... Daddy... why aren't you listening?

You sound like a fucking child talking about saturday morning cartoons you fucking shit for brains retard."

Meh. Those craters on the Moon, AV1611VET?:



It was not long after Alv had merged (using her S-Class ability 'Absorb') with the Nouvlesse terraforming/transforming ship/mecha 'Deucalion', that she warped from Aineas (the GOTT's base planet) to Earth (the homeworld of the galactic ruling cadre, the Nouvlesse), to exact her revenge on her previous masters.

But before then, to test her newfound form - and abilities - she punched the Moon, using it as a planetary punchbag, if you will. And that's how said craters were formed. As shown in the second to last episode of the anime documentary series "Kiddy Grade". Hey, one fiction's just as good as another, amirite?!

(*pats AV1611VET on head*)

Now you go back to your 'Biblical model of the Universe' pop-up book (with pull-tab interactive 'Firmament' features) by Kent Hovind dear, the adults are talking.

@DinosaurRidinJeebus

"Anyone remember waaaay back in the day when that Giant Monkey climbed up on that skyscraper in New York? It totally happened. It has been thoroughly documented by multiple sources

My sources: King Kong (1933), King Kong(2005)"

There was also the 1976 remake by Dino De Horrendous:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Kong_%281976_film%29

But in this case, Kong didn't climb atop the Empire State Building, but the World Trade Centre.

[/pedantic]

Which brings to mind the anime "Read or Die", in which there's scenes of the WTC (but then this 3-part series appeared just before 9/11). And in an episode of aforementioned "Kiddy Grade" - released in 2002 - the GOTT HQ collapses (after attacks by Alv, as part of her revenge plan; the GOTT are the puppets of the Nouvlesse), in scenes some have said reflect that atrocity.

4/27/2011 8:14:03 AM
#1283130
anonymouse

Okay, at first when I saw this post...I read "Catering"...

Makes about as much sense either way.

4/27/2011 3:31:24 PM
#1283223
n00bermensch

So, basically, what you're saying is that impact craters are the result of cosmic beings being shot out of the sky, their lifeless bodies blazing in a fiery streak across the blackness of the night before smashing into the dirt in a cataclysmic blast that vaporizes earth and stone?

I didn't realise AV was so hardcore.

4/27/2011 9:35:34 PM
#1283230
WMDKitty

This shit makes ME look sane!

4/27/2011 9:59:10 PM
#1284520
whatever

Sounds reasonable to me.

5/1/2011 11:40:36 AM
#1285127
Anon-e-moose

@TWoozl

"Meteorites. They're... angels locked in mortal combat with lousy collision avoidance skills? Even for AV, this is a tad bit batshit. So what was Tunguska? A dogfighting kill in air to air figment combat?"

In that case, AV1611VET had better not watch the anime series "Stratos 4", if he knows what's good for him:



Mere mortal (but cute) girls; Honjyou Mikaze & co., 'Meteor Sweepers' - to say nothing of experienced astronaut women (the orbital-based 'Comet Blasters') - who, with their BAC TSR-2s/MiG-31s (and the Comet Blasters' Ilyushin 'lifting body' craft) with just ultra-high explosive missiles (and the CB's nuclear warheads), can intercept, nay, annihilate the actions of no less than archangels, and therefore thwart the plans of God himself?!

No wonder not only yours truly, but my friend (who works for the MoD, is a long-time Christian, and is interested in military & aeronautics) loves "Stratos 4".

And not just due to the fact his older brother once worked on the BAC TSR-2 (damn you, Denis Healey!).

Note to self: When Humbrol reissue such, buy not only a 1:72 scale, but a 1:48 scale Airfix TSR-2 kit(s) for his birthday.

5/3/2011 7:51:00 AM
#1285271
Jamaican Castle

Y'know, craters being battle-scars from ancient wars between angels is kind of a cool concept. Sadly, AV here lacks the ability to follow through on it.

However, I doubt angels would cause craters merely by falling - I have it on good authority that Satan fell like LIGHTNING!

5/3/2011 2:31:08 PM
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