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#1280056
Argle Bargle
Would you mind quoting these scriptures? Because I doubt any part of the Bible mentions the exact date and time.
4/19/2011 5:28:27 AM
#1280058
TGRwulf
Well then. I'll be seeing you on May 22.
4/19/2011 5:29:03 AM
#1280061
David B.
"it HAS to be the Day of Judgment, other wise God is a liar."
That'd make two of you then.
4/19/2011 5:31:38 AM
#1280067
Jack Bauer
You don't actually mention a year...
4/19/2011 5:39:33 AM
#1280072
Distind
For those actually interested I've got the reasoning behind this one tracked down.
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html
4/19/2011 5:41:59 AM
#1280076
Thrutch
How quickly will this nut forget that he called God a liar? I reckon ! millisecond after midnight May 22nd.
4/19/2011 5:42:46 AM
#1280077
towey
two days left we'll see.
4/19/2011 5:45:02 AM
#1280081
Table Rock
You give a convincing argument, but I think I will still hold on to my concert tickets for May 28.
4/19/2011 5:49:19 AM
#1280083
Anon2
It is totally impossible that Judgment Day will not start on May 21
Assuming he means May 21 2011, it is very easy to employ the scientific method, and falsify this hypothesis by a simple experiment.
Just wait (as of today April 19 2011) for 32 days ;->
4/19/2011 5:50:50 AM
#1280086
Mister Spak
May 22
Dear diary:
Today I discovered God is a liar.
4/19/2011 5:54:07 AM
#1280091
Zeus Almighty
Brother Tony V, since you are so sure let me and a few others hang out with you May 21. Then on May 22 we'll be there to point at you and laugh and record it for a utube video.
Come on, if I'm wrong you'll get to see us murdered in horrible ways by your all-loving super friend.
4/19/2011 6:01:35 AM
#1280093
So. Is that may 21st central time or what?
4/19/2011 6:21:00 AM
#1280094
Jack Bauer
@Distind
I followed your link - interesting!
The piece is basically a rant - the dates are a matter of interpretation. If the date of the flood (that never happened) was not actually 4990 BC, then the argument for 21 May 2011 is buggered. If the flood (that never happened) occurred before 4990 BC, then, by that argument, judgment day has already happened!
Now, a lot fundies seem to think that the world was created in 4004 BC (23 October to be precise, the Ussher date) - so, according to that line of belief, the year 4990 BC did not exist.
I just checked in AIG - according to them, the flood (that never happened) is dated 2304 BC +/- 11 years.
Oh, why bother, it's all a load of bollocks anyway!
4/19/2011 6:27:18 AM
#1280098
Die Mensch-Maschine
I call Poe's law.
4/19/2011 6:39:36 AM
#1280101
Whitleylad
"There are so many scriptures pointing to the fact that it HAS to be the Day of Judgment, other wise God is a liar."
And yet on May 22 I will put my mortgage on you bending over backwards to defend why the scriptures are still right, God is not a liar, and in fact it is another date.
4/19/2011 6:47:55 AM
#1280106
Jack Bauer
another double post I didn't make!
4/19/2011 6:56:53 AM
#1280107
Brendan Rizzo
And did Harold Camping not say this same thing on all the previous times he falsely predicted that the end times would begin on a specific date? As they did not come true, Camping is a false prophet. You know what the Bible says about false prophets. Ergo, your own Bible says that it is impossible for Camping to be right this time either.
4/19/2011 6:57:17 AM
#1280124
Raised by Horses
Good god, it's like the '2012 Armageddon' prophecy that won't end! When will you people learn?
4/19/2011 7:19:21 AM
#1280132
JohnTheAtheist
Either way, I can't wait until May 22. We can't lose. Either these loonies are gone or we will have so much fun mocking them.
4/19/2011 7:30:29 AM
#1280133
anti-nonsense
@Thrutch: they'll probably just pretend it never happened, just like they do every other time they fail to predict the end of the world.
4/19/2011 7:32:10 AM
#1280136
JSS
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Matthew 24:36
The scriptures point to May 21, 2011! Run for your lives everybody!
4/19/2011 7:38:40 AM
#1280141
The Dude
Oh gawd...Let's not forget the requisite scary video:
http://www.2011-the-end.com/Gods_Judgement_Day-MAY_21_2011_Videos.html
I think I will scratch my ass when I get out of ed on May 21, 2011 and then maybe go out and have a taco. Then I will come home, go online, visit FSTDT and start cracking up when I am reminded of this nonsense by reading posts about how they got the dates wrong and a new date has emerged...Or maybe they will reconfigure the prophetic timelines to point backwards to March 11, 2011 and the Sendai Earthquake.
4/19/2011 8:00:19 AM
#1280142
Anon-e-moose
"It is totally impossible that Judgment Day will not start on May 21 God has given us so many proofs in the Bible that it HAS to start on that day."
If you say so.
"There are so many scriptures pointing to the fact that it HAS to be the Day of Judgment, other wise God is a liar."
Ohhhhh, come 22nd May of this year, my
Schadenfreude levels are going to be OVER 9000! As 'twill be the same with everyone here at FSTDT:
Celebrating in our hyper-smugness and ultra-superiority; lording it over you inferior fundies as we say to you 'Don't say we told you so -
but we told you so! >:D '
Said pic (from the anime series "Panty & Stocking [with Garterbelt]") will also be our way of encouraging you to mix up batches of that
special Kool-Aid; revelling in our more than infinite superiority (as self-thinking Atheists) over you - and impressing upon you your own inferiority (as self-deluded fundies), in word, action and thought - especially the latter.
How you thought that your precious 'Judgement Day' didn't come to pass, nor did your J-man blow his horn, go down and suck you off.
22nd May 2011 will prove that everything we Atheists had said all along (and for
so long) was
right.. Thus you fundies were always
wrong. Therefore what you'd been taught to 'believe' was a
lie. Ergo, proving that not only was the basis of such unjustifiable 'belief' a
lie all along -
because your 'God' was a liar all along. And why...?
Because he never existed in the first place..
Q.E.D., bitches.
As with the above pic, the only thing I'm worried about (as you fundies thought we would have to suffer that so-called 'Judgement Day'), is that my face will freeze in a rictus grin, a la The Joker, as I
gloat over your more than infinite FAIL; revelling in my more than infinite hyper-superiority over you subhuman fundies. Because we Atheists will have - in the process - proven our more than infinite superiority to you.
I don't want to say I told you so -
but I told you so, come 'The Day After'. You lot will have only two options on that day:
[ ] Like I say: start mixing up those batches of the
special Kool-Aid.
909 people at Jonestown can't be wrong, after all.
[ ] Realise that your insane 'beliefs' were just that: insane. Pointless.
Unjustifiable. Therefore such an unjustifiable way of thinking has
no right to exist in your mindset. Thus you have no choice but to become an Atheist. It won't kill you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Edwards_%28athlete%29#Religious_beliefs
It certainly did ex-long time Christian Jonathan Edwards no harm whatsoever.
On 22nd May 2011,
Choose wisely.
'Great Disappointment II' a-comin' up. Just over one month, and counting...
Tick... Tick...
Tick...!
>:D
4/19/2011 8:00:23 AM
#1280145
Toothygrin
I so want to stand outside a big-name Christian church on Sunday the 22nd with a big sign saying "IT'S MAY 22! CAN WE STOP WITH THE END OF THE WORLD CRAP NOW!?"
4/19/2011 8:04:03 AM
#1280150
Dark_Lord_Prime
"There are so many scriptures pointing to the fact that it HAS to be the Day of Judgment, other wise God is a liar."
Or, y'know, he's a fictional character, in a big book of bronze age fiction...
4/19/2011 8:12:20 AM
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