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[Concerning the OP's lesbian sister]

I want to warn you that I have a tendency to be bossy, and that doesn't combine well with written words when you can't hear the tone. So if you can hear me talking in the kindest and gentlest way, that is the way I mean them.

... If your sister brole with her girlfriend and lived the rest of her life in perfect chastity and service to others, she would not be reconciled to God. The problem is not with this one thing that she is doing, but with WHO she is. WHO she is is a child of wrath. It is not because of her girlfriend. She has a girlfriend as one of the many outworkings of the innate wickedness in her heart. Her heart is overflowing with evil, malice, and contempt. Moment by moment she exercises her hatred and rebellion against God in everything she thinks, says, and does, and everything she fails to think, say, and do. When she makes her breakfast in the morning it is out of hatred and contempt for the God who graciously provides her with it. Her soul is not doomed under the full measure of the wrath of God because she's shacking up with a girl, but because she hates God in her innermost desires. She is God's enemy.

And for her neighbor it is even worse. Everyday she thinks, says, does things out of hatred and contempt for her neighbors, whether through, gossip, slander, reviling, envy, anger, lust, or pride. She also shows her hatred everday by failing to love others in the things that she fails or forgets to think, say, and do. These things make her and ALL of us utterly guilty before God, and justly deserving of the full measure of the cup of God's wrath.

For unbelievers hellfire and damnation are coming swiftly on the wings of death because we've all earned it. None of us are seeking God. None of us are just a little bit good.

Beon, CARM 94 Comments [4/14/2011 3:41:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Meridian the Imaginary
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#1278730
Berny

Beon, the written word cannot convey the tone of utter, disgusted contempt with which I hold your opinion, so please read them as though I was speaking in a voice dripping with sarcasm and derision.
Your god and you are both evil assholes. Please go to the hell you would wish on others.
Thank you.

4/14/2011 10:18:10 AM
#1278732
Cid Highwind

Wow, the really sad thing is this: the OP says that she / he got along well with the sister and her gf before God "convicted" (whatever that means) her / him. So this stupid belief is actively ruining what probably was a good relationship within the family. No wonder I despise that kind of religion, ugh.

4/14/2011 10:26:06 AM
#1278734
breakerslion

Once again, the delusional mind that cannot grasp the unbelief of All-powerful, Invisible, Authoritarian, Sky Daddy. Therefore, we must really just be mad at IT.

Well, since you believe what is written down, and what others pathologically assert to be true...

Beon, I am the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. Take my hand and let me show you a miserable wretch. The wretch sits in a corner, on the floor, rocking back and forth muttering "Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!" to itself. It's eyes seem fixed on the floor, ignoring the beautiful day outside its four walls. Its hair hangs lank, greasy, and unkempt in its face. It is afraid to die and afraid to move beyond the rocking motion it uses to soothe itself. When approached, it bares its teeth in a snarl of rage and fear.

That wretch is your inner self, you toxic jerk. The rocking is the spiteful judgment you spew upon others so that you can feel right and important. Your intolerance has blinded you to the life you are wasting, your own. Mote, beam, STFU.

4/14/2011 10:28:44 AM
#1278737
Jubba the Mad

And not one fucker on that forum pulled this person up on this hate-filled rant. You shall know them by their actions...

4/14/2011 10:41:31 AM
#1278739
QuasiRodent

I try to be a good person. I feel a strong sense of empathy for my fellow human beings. I do my best to avoid causing any suffering, and to ensure we can cohabit as a species peacefully and happily. The Golden Rule and all that. I admit I take a little pride in it.

But I'm going to hell because I don't worship Sky-Daddy. I don't do what Sky-Daddy commands, and I don't hate who Sky-Daddy hates. Oh well... I'll probably be happier in Hell with all the decent human beings, than up in so-called Heaven with people like Beon.

4/14/2011 10:43:57 AM
#1278748


Anon-e-moose

I have to warn you Beon, that I am a hyper-pedant, and - as I'm English - a draconian defender of my mother tongue. Which you dare to claim to be a speaker of.

"brole"

Anyone who uses invented words, immediately forfeits the right to have anything they say to be considered credible by everyone else. Least of all unjustifiable fundie bigotry such as yours, Beon.

Hwæt! We Gar-Dena in gear-dagum
þeod-cyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu þa æðelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaðena þreatum,
monegum mægðum meodo-setla ofteah.
Egsode eorl, syððan ærest wearð
fea-sceaft funden: he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weorð-myndum ðah,
oð þæt him æghwylc þara ymb-sittendra
ofer hron-rade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan: þæt wæs god cyning!

4/14/2011 11:09:16 AM
#1278752
Justanotheratheist

There is no "kindest and gentlest" way of delivering that torrent of poisoned word salad.

4/14/2011 11:13:16 AM
#1278761
Wehpudicabok

You're not bossy. You're maniacal.

4/14/2011 11:53:31 AM
#1278763


I was way more pissed about this before I read the whole thread, and realized Beon is actually tweaking the nose of the OP who wanted to exclude his sister from his wedding. In context, Beon is saying everyone, Christians and not, are sinful degenerate sinners who are sinning all the time, so it's pointless to judge anyone. (Though, his effort put into composing that lengthy little vignette about the OP's sister, is disturbing.) It's very Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God, for sure, but I've gone from angry at Beon to feeling sorry for these people stuck in a cult that's telling them they're inherently evil and have to spend their lives begging for forgiveness just for existing.

The OP is still a miserable little shit though.

4/14/2011 11:59:48 AM
#1278764
Swede

Nice shiny mirror you've got there, dearie.
I guess since your heart is full of hatred and malice, you see it everyone around you, too.

4/14/2011 12:00:21 PM
#1278769
farpadokly

Note the manipulation in the first sentence: I am going to say something incredibly judgemental and crazy about someone you love who I don't even know, but hey, I mean well.
The best bit: "She also shows her hatred everyday by failing to love others in the things that she fails or forgets to think, say, and do". So, in this totalitarian regime, you can be guilty and sentenced to eternal torture merely for FORGETTING to think something. The thought crime is extended to include not just thoughts that you did think, but thoughts that you omitted to think. In that case, as I have said before, hell will be full and heaven empty.

4/14/2011 12:12:07 PM
#1278772


@Anon-e-moose: ...is "hentai" being an "official" English word supposed to be a bad thing?

(Also: high five to whoever posted Beowulf.)

4/14/2011 12:20:44 PM
#1278782
Old Viking

Made it through the third sentence.

4/14/2011 12:41:24 PM
#1278789
feralboy12

I can feel the love in every word.

4/14/2011 1:17:08 PM
#1278796
Papabear

"she hates God in her innermost desires."

Did she say that to you, or are you a mind-reader who knows what other people's innermost desires are?

4/14/2011 1:31:41 PM
#1278812
Haseen

Everyone who won't play with my imaginary friend (and let me tell you, he's a real asshole!) is wicked and naughty, and totally deserves to be punished.

4/14/2011 2:07:29 PM
#1278830
Selkie

Is my Breakfast of Hatred served with a bottomless Cup of God's Wrath? And can I get a side of home fries and wheat toast?

4/14/2011 3:03:38 PM
#1278850
Amadaun

Y'know, I carefully read this in the kindest and gentlest mental voice I could manage. Like, warmer than Mr. Rogers.

Made it several times creepier.

Props for the equal-opportunity damnation, though. Hypocrisy may not be worse than hatred but it's certainly more infuriating.

4/14/2011 4:26:42 PM
#1278858
SpukiKitty

Beon, are you sure you're not actually describing YOURSELF?

4/14/2011 4:52:33 PM
#1278869
ydaraishy

Feel that heartwarming Christian love!

@Amadaun: oh dear god, I tried the same thing when I first read it. It felt like he was channeling Johan Liebert.

4/14/2011 5:51:04 PM
#1278874
JollyRyu

"When she makes her breakfast in the morning it is out of hatred and contempt for the God who graciously provides her with it"

This honestly made me laugh. I mean what do these people think goes on in other people's head? "GRRRAAAAAAHHHH Take That God I'm Cooking EGGS!! MUAHAHAHAHA

4/14/2011 6:05:42 PM
#1278897
Bong Hit Barbie

Fuck you. Hard. With a chain saw. That is all.

4/14/2011 7:46:23 PM
#1278902
Elia

@ydaraishy: OK I just managed to find a clip of the voice actor for Johan Liebert. I'm going to have nightmares.

4/14/2011 8:05:12 PM
#1278921
TheJebusFire

Moment by moment she exercises her hatred and rebellion against God in everything she thinks, says, and does, and everything she fails to think, say, and do. When she makes her breakfast in the morning it is out of hatred and contempt for the God who graciously provides her with it.

You seem to know everything this woman thinks on a day to day basis. Creepy.

4/14/2011 9:37:14 PM
#1278946
Tolpuddle Martyr

Family Christmas should be buckets of fun with you around! </sarcasm-bordering on violence>

4/15/2011 3:09:20 AM
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