Egg

Charlie Sheen became a fundie?
Oh, my....

3/29/2011 12:47:12 PM

Drax

You know what? I reckon you're just a braggart. I bet if you really were facing death, you'd shit your pants.

Be careful what you wish for.....

3/29/2011 8:04:06 PM

FSMpirate

WIN, CHRISTIANS!! WIN!

3/30/2011 12:29:02 PM

youmustgatheryourparty

Interestingly, this is exactly the opposite of what "the survival of the fittest" law says (loosers die...) It explains a lot.

3/30/2011 12:36:35 PM

Shadoboy

The Order of the Blessed Agonies lives!

4/2/2011 7:41:29 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Egg

"Charlie Sheen became a fundie?"

First there was Tom Cruise Control and his sofa-hopping antics on Oprah Winfrey. Then that leaked $cientology video on YouTube (Two words: Project Chanology). But at least he calmed down; he - and Cameron Diaz - even appeared in the previous series of "Top Gear":



Chuck Sheen has finally proved that one can go beyond la-la in La-La-land. His father and brother Emilio have had their times as hellraisers, but I bet especially Martin Sheen wonders where he went wrong with him. This part of the family has reached the top, but in Hollywood's rarified air, he's gone out of control - in freefall; unlike another Chuck (Yeager) who, after he took up a Lockheed NF-104 Starfighter which (after experiencing flame-out) went into a flat spin - at least he ejected and parachuted safely.

Charlie has activated the self-destruct. There are but three places left for him: the nick (jail), nuthouse, or graveyard.

Makes one glad you're not a celebrity, eh? Earth to Charlie, Earth to Charlie. Are you receiving us...?

4/14/2011 9:35:20 AM

Hey, I got a win-win solution, kill all you idiots and get on with our lives!
You get to WIN and we get rid of you.

6/26/2011 11:59:12 AM

M

Excellent! Shall I help you WIN then? It'd make us both happy. So it's a win-WIN situation.

7/4/2011 7:46:52 AM

Carbon

You know who else wasn't afraid to die?

The Vikings.

Why can't you Christians be as awesome as they were?

10/20/2011 12:47:55 PM