It just shows your faith. True Christians can laugh with joy when threatened with death. Most people think we are totally psychotic for that. We don't have a deathwish, we just know where we are headed is infinetely better if we do pass on somehow.
Christians should be the only people on the planet NOT afraid to die. I have a smile on my face all the time because of this knowledge. If I die, I WIN!
Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 84 Comments
[3/27/2011 5:40:50 AM]
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Charlie Sheen became a fundie?
3/29/2011 12:47:12 PM
You know what? I reckon you're just a braggart. I bet if you really were facing death, you'd shit your pants.
Be careful what you wish for.....
3/29/2011 8:04:06 PM
WIN, CHRISTIANS!! WIN!
3/30/2011 12:29:02 PM
Interestingly, this is exactly the opposite of what "the survival of the fittest" law says (loosers die...) It explains a lot.
3/30/2011 12:36:35 PM
The Order of the Blessed Agonies lives!
4/2/2011 7:41:29 PM
"Charlie Sheen became a fundie?"
First there was Tom Cruise Control and his sofa-hopping antics on Oprah Winfrey. Then that
leaked $cientology video on YouTube (Two words: Project Chanology). But at least he calmed down; he - and Cameron Diaz - even appeared in the previous series of "Top Gear":
Chuck Sheen has finally proved that one can go beyond la-la in La-La-land. His father and brother Emilio have had their
times as hellraisers, but I bet especially Martin Sheen wonders where he went wrong with him. This part of the family has reached the top, but in Hollywood's rarified air, he's gone out of control - in freefall; unlike another Chuck (Yeager) who, after he took up a Lockheed NF-104 Starfighter which (after experiencing flame-out) went into a flat spin - at least he ejected and parachuted safely.
Charlie has activated the self-destruct. There are but three places left for him: the nick (jail), nuthouse, or graveyard.
Makes one glad you're not
a celebrity, eh? Earth to Charlie, Earth to Charlie. Are you receiving us...?
4/14/2011 9:35:20 AM
Hey, I got a win-win solution, kill all you idiots and get on with our lives!
You get to WIN and we get rid of you.
6/26/2011 11:59:12 AM
Excellent! Shall I help you WIN then? It'd make us both happy. So it's a win-WIN situation.
7/4/2011 7:46:52 AM
You know who else wasn't afraid to die?
Why can't you Christians be as awesome as they were?
10/20/2011 12:47:55 PM
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