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It just shows your faith. True Christians can laugh with joy when threatened with death. Most people think we are totally psychotic for that. We don't have a deathwish, we just know where we are headed is infinetely better if we do pass on somehow.

Christians should be the only people on the planet NOT afraid to die. I have a smile on my face all the time because of this knowledge. If I die, I WIN!

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 85 Comments [3/27/2011 5:40:50 AM]
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#1272003

Y'see, this is one of the emotional reasons why I'm an atheist. How can you possibly go on living thinking that you'd be so much happier dead? If people really, honestly believed that, they wouldn't stop at red lights and they'd think murder was the best thing they could do for a good person.

3/27/2011 5:08:03 PM

#1272011

LAchlan

You cunts not been raptured up yet?

3/27/2011 5:57:34 PM

#1272012

LAchlan

Also anyone can laugh when threatened with death. A thin, nervous laugh as the urine trickles warmly down their inner thigh...

3/27/2011 5:59:25 PM

#1272022

fmitchell

I'm sure if someone revived the Circumcellions, these guys would join right in. Except for the social issues, naturally.

3/27/2011 6:45:06 PM

#1272026

Tempus

@dionysus: Yes. And you WILL die in the course of the game. Many times. The "right" deaths will unlock crucial plot points, memories and abilities.

You'll either love, or loathe, the ending. But I guarantee you won't forget it. There's a reason why Torment has been referred to by some critics as the greatest novel you've ever played.

To add one to the list...another game where it's a foregone conclusion that you're gonna die is "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream," based on the short story by Harlan Ellison. In fact, if you play the game properly, not only is it unavoidable, it's the only way to ensure the "good" ending.

link

3/27/2011 7:03:13 PM

#1272029

vaiyt

Look at the speshul snowflakes! As if laughing in the face of death wasn't a trope before Christianity.

3/27/2011 7:30:32 PM

#1272061

Lotus-thing

Okay, there is something seriously wrong with a person who claims to have no self-preservation instinct as a form of bragging.

3/27/2011 9:33:32 PM

#1272091

TB Tabby

Sounds like Christians make dandy suicide bombers.

Also, how did we get to talking about games where the object is to die, and not mention Karoshi?

3/27/2011 11:34:15 PM

#1272096

Secret Squirrel

Kool-Aid FTW

3/27/2011 11:56:20 PM

#1272114

toth

We don't have a deathwish, we just eagerly anticipate dying.

3/28/2011 12:56:39 AM

#1272120

Tempus

AWESOME GAME LINK

@TB Tabby: oh well, sleep is for the weak...

3/28/2011 1:39:39 AM

#1272123

Dexter

Dear Mr. not Perfect,

lets just try something:

It just shows your faith. True Muslims can laugh with joy when threatened with death. Most people think we are totally psychotic for that. We don't have a deathwish, we just know where we are headed is infinetely better if we do pass on somehow.

Muslims should be the only people on the planet NOT afraid to die. I have a smile on my face all the time because of this knowledge.

... and those 72 virgins of course.

See? You are as creepy as those islamistic suicide bombers.

If I die, I WIN!

We too, so we have a WIN-WIN situation here.

3/28/2011 2:02:18 AM

#1272139

Pup

Good for you. I enjoy life and I'd appreciate it if you stop trying to force your beliefs on us non-believers.

kthnx

3/28/2011 3:12:10 AM

#1272148

now all this guy needs is a bomb vest

3/28/2011 3:46:27 AM

#1272174

Mister Spak

"Christians should be the only people on the planet NOT afraid to die."

Should we be expecting suicide bombers like your fellow mulims produce? Because they're not afraid to die either. Maybe the two of you could get together and prove who is least afraid of dying.

3/28/2011 4:56:00 AM

#1272248

GodotIsWaiting4U

Then why aren't you in a more dangerous but necessary line of work?

3/28/2011 7:14:36 AM

#1272281

dionysus

@Tempus

Hmmmm, that sounds kind of intriguing actually. I'll take a look at it, thanks! :)

3/28/2011 8:41:05 AM

#1272306

Anon-e-moose

"It just shows your faith."

Care to put that to the ultimate test then? Mark 16:18. Start playing around with an Australian Inland Taipan. Drink Kool-Aid heavily laced with cyanide. I'm suuuuuuure nothing will happen to you, amirite? Remember: if you don't, then you don't have much faith in your 'faith'.

Troll4Life, I'm looking at you.

"True Christians can laugh with joy when threatened with death."

Perv. So you lot on Ruptured Retards admit that you do have a Death Wish, eh? So why not do the above - drink the special Kool-Aid? 909 people at Jonestown can't be wrong.

"Most people think we are totally psychotic for that."

You are. Your point?

"We don't have a deathwish, we just know where we are headed is infinetely better if we do pass on somehow."

Not so much 'if', but 'when' and 'how'. Certainly not via your J-man blowing his horn, going down and sucking you off.

[/Spartan Laconic Wit]

>:D

3/28/2011 9:58:38 AM

#1272311

Frank

"If I die, I WIN!"

Then the sooner you "WIN" the better.

3/28/2011 10:10:22 AM

#1272368

Godbuster

Should I accelerate that process? No? Apparently life isn't so bad then if you'd rather wait instead of just getting killed somehow.

More importantly, have you ever considered that you're actually MASSIVELY afraid of death and need to lie to yourself to make the idea more appealing and less scary?

3/28/2011 1:07:14 PM

#1272437

TheBarkingAtheist

Then kill yourself so that the gene pool has a slightly higher IQ.

3/28/2011 3:40:17 PM

#1272522

His4Life

Dis sho be da troof, I'se a true Christian and I ain't afear'd ob deff, I'se gwine to Hebben when I die. But I ain't ready to go to da hereafter jus' yet, da Lawd still has a plan fo' me. But I know one day da Lawd will take me from dis worl' fo' bigga and betta thangs.

3/28/2011 11:22:20 PM

#1272523

Jake

@dionysus:
There's also a game called "Five minutes to kill yourself" on the Internet and iPhone. The main character has to commit suicide (harder than it sounds) before he has to attend a meeting.

It's about as fucked up as it sounds.

Edit: Was "fifteen minutes" but I looked it up and it turns out it was five.

3/28/2011 11:25:09 PM

#1272600

dionysus

@Jake

Holy frack O_O that does sound really messed up. Though I suppose it's a rather airtight excuse for missing a company meeting.

3/29/2011 9:07:58 AM

#1272611

Amadaun

@Atheissimo: The Afghan people don't fucking speak Arabic, for the most part. They speak a variant of Persian, and/or Pashtun, or Uzbek or half a dozen other languages. The religious scholars and a small ethnic minority know Arabic.

Yay, we're all so ignorant.

3/29/2011 9:43:57 AM

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