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#1271968
Brendan Rizzo
This makes no fucking sense.
3/27/2011 3:09:22 PM
#1271986
Fundies Make Me Sick
Somehow, I'm less than surprised.
3/27/2011 4:15:04 PM
#1272060
Lotus-thing
See this? This is creepy to me. And I like horror movies and videogames where the protagonist gets soul-eaten by his own shape-shift superpower while fighting horrible Lovecraftian monsters. Also reading Lovecraft.
But this guy. This guy is what will give me nightmares.
3/27/2011 9:31:20 PM
#1272078
Pete
The Daily Nonpareil? The colourful little things spread on pastry?
3/27/2011 10:23:54 PM
#1272092
Mapar
Wait, in order to "cure" their homosexuality, he forces them to have sex with a man? Even in fundie logic that doesn't make any sense.
3/27/2011 11:50:14 PM
#1272113
Cid Highwind
Mapar: I thought the same, my mind's boggling. o_O
3/28/2011 12:47:40 AM
#1272122
Max
Hang him!
3/28/2011 1:54:35 AM
#1272124
Dexter
I bet he speaks of love and purity all day...
3/28/2011 2:17:15 AM
#1272141
Pup
Was it like some sort of aversion therapy? Was he hitting him or something during it? >_>
3/28/2011 3:13:41 AM
#1272177
Mister Spak
"A former youth pastor in Council Bluffs, Iowa, says he had sex with teenage boys because it was his pastoral duty “to help (the teen) with homosexual urges by praying while he had sexual contact with him.”
It looks like he was recruiting. Or maybe recruited.
3/28/2011 4:58:48 AM
#1272188
Godless heathen
There's so many poedophiles in the church that sometimes we forget that the pope is a nazi
3/28/2011 5:24:18 AM
#1272200
meh
dear god!!
If their deity is real he sure has a lot of patience if my name was dragged through the mud as often as Jesus' name is I would have smited entire countries by now
oh and I am profoundly disgusted
I certainly hope he rots in jail
3/28/2011 5:50:04 AM
#1272207
Passerby
"It was my godly duty" doesn't make it any less moronic, immoral, or illegal. Why do they always say that? From murder, to slander, to gross breach of trust,to sexual coercion and outright rape that is always the excuse. It is not a legal defense nor a moral escape clause. You SUCK Brent! Not just in the suggestive way, you manipulative bastard.
3/28/2011 6:08:07 AM
#1272245
GodotIsWaiting4U
...man WHAT
3/28/2011 7:09:53 AM
#1272415
Godbuster
I'm in a bad mood today, so fuck this world. If an asteroid hits us and extinguishes all human life, it would be just because we were probably too busy fighting among each other, dumbing each other down, exploiting each other and raping each other to even notice the asteroid approaching.
3/28/2011 2:47:08 PM
#1272418
GigaGuess
Bet there's a bunch of gys in proson willing to help him with his prayer sessions. Maybe even learn a few new...prayers.
3/28/2011 2:54:31 PM
#1272471
cyptonex
@Lotus-thing
Hey can you list some HPLish movies/games? I've seen the silent film based on The Call of Cthulhu, and I've played Dark Corners of the Earth (it was great for a while, but since I'd already read the source material, it lost my interest after a short while), but that's all.
3/28/2011 6:52:24 PM
#1272472
I'm convinced this is what happens at "ex-gay camps."
3/28/2011 6:53:39 PM
#1272512
BlowFly
This story reminds me of a joke I once heard...
How can you tell if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
3/28/2011 9:56:25 PM
#1272619
ergo
"Pastor had sex with teens to cure their homosexuality"
what the fuck am i reading?
3/29/2011 10:00:24 AM
#1272775
Drax
Not even original....I remember several choirboy-sodomising priests have tried to use this 'justification' before.
It's hardly going to get you off the hook, Girouex.
3/29/2011 7:47:17 PM
#1272787
Badfish
These are the ones that scare me the most. Internet posters could be trolls or poes but this actually happened. This is real and he really did do these things. It makes me ashamed and frightened that I'm even in the same species as this guy.
3/29/2011 9:08:08 PM
#1273895
CindiK
Remember, he was praying with them while having sex. The prayer should inspire guilt, so gaysex will always be associated with prayer and therefore guilt:
oh god Oh God OH GOD
now I feel bad.
4/1/2011 10:17:47 AM
#1274139
The Duelist
Pederasty For Jesus! Again! For the [insert insanely large number here]th Time!
4/1/2011 6:11:11 PM
#1291557
Blarghonius
Grand. I supposed I should put out the next fire in my house with tinder, thin bedsheets, and gasoline.
5/22/2011 12:33:01 PM
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