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Back when I was a New Ager, I had Reiki massage in Minneapolis. Never again! I believe her cat was demonized! I never otherwise saw a cat, which sat on the arm of the couch, nod when I was speaking to it's owner. It acted like it knew what I was talking about. That cat was looking me in the eye like it was a person, nodding away. Freaky!

ComeLordJesus, RR 81 Comments [3/24/2011 8:11:26 AM]
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#1270703
John

The poor animal was probably falling asleep. Cats do that a lot, you know

3/24/2011 8:14:21 AM
#1270713
Mister Spak

Was it a real cat, or a bobblehead?

3/24/2011 8:26:31 AM
#1270715
Raised by Horses

What's a 'Reiki massage'?

3/24/2011 8:27:18 AM
#1270717
physalis17

Yes, my mother's Havanise Imperial puppy is also clearly demonized because she looks at me and turns her head acting all curious when I am talking to her. She clearly understands what I am saying and is just waiting for the opportunity to scream "Hail Satan!"

Paranoia Paranoia Everybody's coming to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm running underground with the moles
Digging in holes

3/24/2011 8:28:01 AM
#1270718
Smiffy

Well, I'm glad that the cat, at least, knew what you were talking about...

3/24/2011 8:29:52 AM
#1270719
Pule Thamex

Oh my God! When was this? Sorry man, that's a very bad sign. For you, anyway. A cat looking you in the eye as though it was a person, nodding away, while you were having a Reiki massage? That's definitely a bad sign, and it means that you will never be raptured. Sorry.

What really makes this a worse than usual sign though is that the cat acted as though it knew what you were talking about. The fact that it was the first ever life-form on Earth to understand you is a huge sign that the rapture is not going to happen at all, for anyone, ever. Damn! That's very bad luck indeed, my friend.

3/24/2011 8:29:57 AM
#1270726
Greasetrap The Viking

And my cat stares down the hall behind me as if someone's sneaking up on me with a chainsaw. Observation tells us cats are insane, therefore the most reasonable assumption is that your Reiki cat is also insane. Science.

3/24/2011 8:37:38 AM
#1270728
Amanda

You have sworn off all massages because you saw a cat bobbing it's head? A little jumpy, aren't you?

3/24/2011 8:43:29 AM
#1270730
Necronomikron

Indeed, the cat has been demonized. By you. I don't think you understood exactly what you were saying when you chose that word, though.

3/24/2011 8:43:47 AM
#1270733
Prager

NO, CLJ, it's your interpretation that's freaky!

3/24/2011 8:46:21 AM
#1270735
feralboy12

The cat was just pretending to agree with you to be polite. It thought you were an idiot.

3/24/2011 8:47:38 AM
#1270738
Dexter

If the cat really knew, what you are talking about, she would facepalm instead of nodding...

3/24/2011 8:50:06 AM
#1270741
nutbunny

You haven't been around many cats have you?

Did you drop a microdot before this encounter?

3/24/2011 8:53:08 AM
#1270747
Whitespirit

You need to meet more cats. My cat always speaks to me and knows EXACTLY what I am saying and meaning.

And I'm not joking either.

3/24/2011 8:58:28 AM
#1270756
Necronomikron

"Back when I was [X], I did [horrible misconception of X that reveals ignorance of what X is]"

3/24/2011 9:19:05 AM
#1270760
TGRwulf

So her cat had the nods and you think it's possessed? Fundies really do see demons everywhere.

3/24/2011 9:34:08 AM
#1270764


Virtually every cat I have ever known could give the impression it was listening if you spoke to it. Some would even answer - or at least miaow back. Only a turnip would conclude from that that the cat was possessed. But you are posting on RR, I suspect "turnip" would be overstating your mental capacity.

3/24/2011 9:38:53 AM
#1270768
sandchigger

Did anyone else read the screenname as "Comelord Jesus"?

3/24/2011 9:43:26 AM
#1270775
Doubting Thomas

It's just a freaking cat! Anyone who's ever owned a cat knows that they act weird once in a while.

3/24/2011 9:57:30 AM
#1270777
Xotan

A demonised cat? Who was saying nasty things about poor puss?

Try learning how to speak English, and what English words actually mean.

If anything is 'freaky' it's ComeLordJesus and the whole of RR.

3/24/2011 10:01:03 AM
#1270784
Sisyphus

@Raised by Horses:Reiki Massage is a normal massage with Reiki performed during or after.

Reiki is when the practitioner channels the healing energy of the universe through his/her hands in order for the energy to help the body heal itself.

Calling Reiki bullshit would be insulting to bullshit.


3/24/2011 10:13:59 AM
#1270787
Berny

There are no such things as demons, you moron.
As for Reiki, other than providing a pretty decent massage, it does nothing else. The New Age mumbo-jumbo surrounding it is just that, rubbish.

3/24/2011 10:21:12 AM
#1270788
Osiris

You were never a New Ager (whatever that means). You are a liar. Lies make BabyJesus(tm) cry.

Actually that's really what Ruptured Retards is. It's one big pissing contest, only its to see who is more fucking crazy.

3/24/2011 10:21:43 AM
#1270794
dionysus

The best response when dealing with an obviously batshit crazy person is to just nod and smile so that that they have less reason to want to harm you. This cat was doing exactly the right thing and I just wanted to let it know that it wasn't its fault that ComeLordJesus STILL snapped despite its best efforts.

3/24/2011 10:30:28 AM
#1270795


I don't think you've ever had a massage. If you had, you'd be much less tense. Probably just as stupid, but perhaps too tired to type about it.

3/24/2011 10:30:46 AM
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