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[Previous poster: Yes, that's right... 284,917 peer reviewed papers on evolution.]

How many of them were named, Jesus?

AV1611vet, Christian Forums 75 Comments [3/18/2011 3:33:45 AM]
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Submitted By: MM
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#1268573
JohnTheAtheist

Repost but still funny.

3/18/2011 1:41:01 PM

#1268581
Renon

12.

3/18/2011 2:10:35 PM

#1268583
Brettt

@John

Do you have a link? I don't think I've read that one...

3/18/2011 2:11:37 PM

#1268590
feralboy12

Seven?

3/18/2011 3:02:55 PM

#1268608
Grigadil

Forty-two.

3/18/2011 3:33:56 PM

#1268614
I read about the afterlife

AV, you shouldn't argue with Jesus. unless you mean "How many were named Jesus?"

3/18/2011 3:49:09 PM

#1268617
Dan

He means how many were named in the book of life.

3/18/2011 4:04:34 PM

#1268619


WUT?

3/18/2011 4:13:05 PM

#1268626
Papabear

Probably none. So what?

3/18/2011 4:23:15 PM

#1268641
Amanda

So either he was posting to Jesus, or he thinks papers are sometimes named "jesus". Either way, grammar fail.

3/18/2011 5:36:39 PM

#1268669
Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.

@Anon2:

Jesus of Nazareth, the historical figure existed. Jesuschrist the miracle-doer is the one who doesn't exist.

3/18/2011 7:20:30 PM

#1268678
tmarcl

Presumably you mean how many were authored by Jesus (82, apparently, by someone named "Jesus").

Probably the same amount as the letters, gospels, church doctrines and theological statements issued by Christians throughout the centuries. That is to say, none. Now, does that mean your religion isn't valid?

3/18/2011 7:41:17 PM

#1268828


(What I imagine immediately after...)

Problem, evilutionists? (trollface.jpg)

3/19/2011 7:46:17 AM

#1268986
SpukiKitty

Don't have papers named "Jesus", how about a stapler, pen, wastebasket, bookcase, TV set, radio, Jesus object anything....

3/19/2011 6:42:52 PM

#1269045
Vinroke

@Brett

It's this one:

http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=47513

3/19/2011 11:15:21 PM

#1269290
TheJebusFire

0

That's how many.

3/20/2011 3:40:46 PM

#1269333
Steven Mading

Comma fail.


3/20/2011 6:48:30 PM

#1269352
Hive

@ Raised by Horses

lol


Also, as several have noted already, please learn to how use a comma.

3/20/2011 7:50:14 PM

#1269417
mefwamwee

Is it weird that this made me burst out laughing?

3/21/2011 1:23:40 AM

#1269645
ND

How many were named Steve?

3/21/2011 1:29:21 PM

#1269665
MM

"It's this one:

http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=47513"

??

How is that a repost? It's not even from the same year.

3/21/2011 3:02:44 PM

#1271507
Song

Yeah, Jesus! How many of them were named?!?!


3/26/2011 12:11:50 PM

#1303095
thefastlanewillkillyou

Im sure they were all given names....wait i read that wrong. fuck you, fail at using commas (see what i did there?).

6/26/2011 2:53:53 AM

#1306353
M

Maybe there where hispanic scientists named Jesus?

Ir did you mean naming the paper jesus? What's the point of that though? Oh... I'm naming this paper 'Bill' and that one... uhm... 'Fred'... And that one 'LeShawn', and I think I'll name this paper 'Jesus'!

7/4/2011 8:09:40 AM

#1306474
Gypsin

and this is why we should get a lol button.

7/4/2011 2:37:02 PM
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