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[Previous poster: Yes, that's right... 284,917 peer reviewed papers on evolution.]

How many of them were named, Jesus?

AV1611vet, Christian Forums 75 Comments [3/18/2011 3:33:45 AM]
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#1268413
Reverend Jeremiah

LOL..WUT?!

3/18/2011 6:17:52 AM

#1268416
Tolpuddle Martyr

I'm sure in your mind that was a clever riposte!

3/18/2011 6:24:41 AM

#1268420
KittyKaboom

I read as much of the rest of that thread as I could stand. I had to stop when my retinas began to feel as if they might bleed.

3/18/2011 6:29:37 AM

#1268431


As the plural of El (god) is Elohim, may I speculate the plural of Jesus could be Yeshuhim?

3/18/2011 6:46:10 AM

#1268468
aaa

AV is still in action, being a bonehead to end all boneheads.

3/18/2011 8:15:06 AM

#1268482
John

How many of them were named, Jesus?

Among scientists who support evolution there were about 1,150 named "Steve" - I don't think they ever counted those named "Jesus". There may be some in Spanish-speaking countries. "Jesus" wasn't Jesus of Nazareth's real name. It's an modern translation of a Latin translation of a Greek translation of the Hebrew name "Jeshua" or "Jehoshu". I'm sure there are evolutionary biologists named "Joshua", which is yet another translation of the same name.

3/18/2011 8:30:56 AM

#1268491
Veras_the_Brujah

Bad grammar aside, I decided to look into this.

After searching the Web of Science, I found sixteen peer-reviewed articles that at least mentioned evolution and had at least one author with the surname Jesus (apparently, there is a Portuguese biologist named Jose Jesus). Unfortunately, the Web of Science does not allow searches by author's first name, but I can only imagine that Jesus is far more common as a first name than a last name, so the number would presumably increase substantially.

Why did he want to know?

3/18/2011 9:09:54 AM

#1268493
Sisyphus

And did Jesus tell you how many were named? i presume all of them but you never know.

3/18/2011 9:13:45 AM

#1268505
Brett

This AV1611vet-guy is really fucking retarded! This is nowhere near the dumbest thing he has said... :-(

3/18/2011 9:58:04 AM

#1268507
Osiris

I don't know. Probably a few.

3/18/2011 10:02:11 AM

#1268508
John

@Brett - I loved the one where he claimed the water from Noah's Flood was sent to Neptune.

3/18/2011 10:02:43 AM

#1268509
Godbuster

One of them might be called Jesus, my supervisor is called Jesus. There are a lot of mexicans called Jesus. Was Jesus Christ mexican? I think that would be kind of awesomely hilarious.

3/18/2011 10:02:53 AM

#1268511
Brendan Rizzo

That's it. He must be trolling. Absolutely nobody, not even a creationist, could possibly be that stupid. That is my opinion, and I am sticking to it.

3/18/2011 10:04:47 AM

#1268512
nazani14

Well, Jesus? The class is waiting for your answer!

3/18/2011 10:05:16 AM

#1268518
emau99

Statistically speaking, there have to be at least one.

But that's not what you mean, is it AV1611vet?

3/18/2011 10:17:29 AM

#1268521


How many papers, in general, are given names?(WTF)?

3/18/2011 10:21:52 AM

#1268529
Anon-e-moose

[Previous poster: Yes, that's right... 284,917 peer reviewed papers on evolution.]

"How many of them were named, Jesus?"

According to the Law of Probability, considering that number of peer-reviewed papers on the subject, there has to be quite a few experts/academics/scholars/professors of Biology in Central/South America (or at least of Latino descent, in universities/facilities in other parts of the world) who are/were named Jesus.

[/smartarse]

I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.

"named, Jesus?"

(emphasis added):

Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen): 'Can you fly this plane, and land it?'

Ted Striker (Robert Hays): 'Surely, you can't be serious?'

Dr. Rumack: 'I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.'

-"Airplane"


3/18/2011 10:38:33 AM

#1268531
freako104

There aren't any books in the Bible called Jesus either you idiot.

3/18/2011 10:50:03 AM

#1268540
TWoozl

When Batman, Sherlock Holmes, and Agatha Heterodyne start peer-reviewing science papers, I suppose Jesus of Nazareth can join in. Though perhaps only as the coffee-bitch of the team; The rest of them are at least scientifically qualified fictional characters.

3/18/2011 11:26:00 AM

#1268546
GodotIsWaiting4U

Thank you for telling us the backdoor to shut you idiots up: we just have to start adding Jesus to the author list.

3/18/2011 11:43:17 AM

#1268549
musicalbookworm

Where did Jesus get his Ph.D. from?

3/18/2011 12:00:23 PM

#1268553
Fundies Make Me Sick

That statement makes no sense. Learn logic, dumbass. And besides, Jesus doesn't disprove evolution.

3/18/2011 12:18:47 PM

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lisamariefan

I don't know. How many people named Jesus went into biology? >.>

3/18/2011 12:33:46 PM

#1268558
Old Viking

I give up. How many?

3/18/2011 12:40:03 PM

#1268572
Berny

Just the type of retarded comment I've come to expect from AV1611VET. The man's mind is wrapped in a King James Version of the Bible and is impervious to reality.

3/18/2011 1:39:27 PM
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