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It is well known that feminists attack the church because the Bible teaches that a woman must obey her husband and that homosexuality is a sin. She is clever enough to attack faith indirectly, and that is all it is, a feminist attach on the church. Evolution is only the tool to achieve her social goals: abortion, high divorce rates, and lesbian marriage.

Peter Wadeck, Darwin's God 84 Comments [3/13/2011 11:04:34 AM]
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#1266491
Jezebel's Evil Sister

"It is well known" is fundie speak for "I don't know what the Hell I'm talking about so don't ask me to support my lies with citations.

3/13/2011 3:55:34 PM

#1266492
Pule Thamex

Christian God loves a bigot. Christian God loves lunatic desert dwellers, even when they live in temperate areas. Christian God loves white-skinned morons who think just like desert-dwelling loonies. Christian God is great because He likes stupidity in humans, and so do humans. Christian God wants to be boss of an exclusive tribe and kill those who won't join or submit.

Christian God seems to be a bit of a deranged arsehole, but no worries. That's because He is just the invention of deranged arseholes who want to be like great commanding men who freely dispense their great macho justice unflinchingly to women and camels alike so that the mere feeble underlings of their congregations may consider them wise and wondrous beyond compare.

It is unlikely that a feminist would give these ranting twits the time of day. It is unlikely that normal educated people would give these pompous and pontificating buffoons the time of day. Only those who have been brainwashed as children will think of them as worthies of the community. The rest of us, including feminists, can correctly consider them to be canting morons and shit in human form. Just like their filthy God.

3/13/2011 3:58:33 PM

#1266493
Canadia

Is there really anything to say to this other than 'Fuck you' and 'Wrong on every level'?

3/13/2011 4:00:36 PM

#1266494
brendand

Ok,ok, feminists want lesbian marriges because not only are they all perverts, they're really determined ones. And they want abortions because they're not *really* gay and are going to get themselves pregnant at some point... eeeeven if: we assume this twisted reasoning and cynical attitude is correct, why would these evil feminists want high divorce rates as well?
*shot down in flames*

3/13/2011 4:02:57 PM

#1266500
Doubting Thomas

You just like to lump everything you don't like into one big group, don't you? You forgot to mention communists & Nazis, but we know you were thinking it, weren't you?

3/13/2011 4:23:38 PM

#1266505
LAchlan

"Well known" is the same as "made up" isn't it?

3/13/2011 4:31:35 PM

#1266513
John

It is well known that feminists attack the church because the Bible teaches that a woman must obey her husband and that homosexuality is a sin.

Although many lesbians may also be feminists, most feminists aren't lesbians. I also imagine that most feminists, being heterosexual, have perfectly amicable relations with men. Although the Bible may teach that a woman must obey her husband, it doesn't teach that women must accept lower salaries than men for the same work or be relegated to lower paying jobs and not complain about it. That's the fundamentalist Christian church's interpretation of the Bible.

3/13/2011 5:04:27 PM

#1266515
WWWWolf

> She is clever enough to attack faith indirectly

No.

It's more of a case of "if you classify everyone you disagree with as an enemy, then everything they do is, by definition, an enemy action".

Fundies think other people can't do nice things, because they're the enemies.

To you, people are doing cunning "indirect attacks". To rational people, it's just business as usual and nothing to be worried about.

Were you also terrifyingly afraid of the fact that Nazi meteorologists were monitoring the Nazi weather during the war? That was vile activity. You can't let 'em look at the thermometer. They might deduce that it's a good enough weather for an allied attack, so they might give Hitler an advance warning and ruin a perfectly good sneak attack. Cunning indirect attack against the allied forces! Right? ...or maybe weather reports had civilian uses or something. Anyway...

Let's just pick up a few interesting topical terms from that letter soup of yours:

> feminists homosexuality Evolution abortion lesbian

... one of those words is not like the others. Go ahead, tell me if you aren't lumping all evil things in same bucket...

3/13/2011 5:09:41 PM

#1266531


It is well known that fundie men lie their asses off by pretending that God Himself wrote the patriarchal, mysoginist bullshit they pick and choose from the Bible, because they want to preserve the position of power they've held for centuries by convincing gullible women that they'll go to hell if they don't submit to them and wait on them hand and foot. Unfortunately for you, most of us know better by now.

3/13/2011 6:07:32 PM

#1266535
JohnTheAtheist

No human being should have to automatically obey another for any reason due a circumstance of birth.

What an asshole.

3/13/2011 6:11:52 PM

#1266536
Tolpuddle Martyr

Seriously? You think someone wanting to be treated as a first class citizen means they have a sinister agenda? Anyhow, conservative Christians have divorces too!

3/13/2011 6:15:42 PM

#1266540
Percy Q. Shunn

Wait; are these lesbians the lipstick kind, or the mullet-haired chain-wallet wearin' kind?

3/13/2011 6:19:55 PM

#1266548
WMDKitty

A woman doesn't have to obey ANYONE, douchebag.

3/13/2011 6:54:44 PM

#1266556
TheJebusFire

[It is well known that feminists attack the church because the Bible teaches that a woman must obey her husband...]

That same verse goes on to say that men must love their wives, just like Christ loves the church. If you don't love your wife, then she doesn't have to stay with you.

[Evolution is only the tool to achieve her social goals: abortion, high divorce rates, and lesbian marriage. ]

You don't even know what evolution is, do you?

3/13/2011 7:25:33 PM

#1266559
nazani14

Only partially right. While I do attack the church because it teaches that women are subordiante, I attack it directly, not indirectly.

3/13/2011 7:33:56 PM

#1266583
Raised by Horses

Mr. Wadeck, go fuck yourself. Lord knows no-one else is planning to.

3/13/2011 8:37:14 PM

#1266601
Amadaun

I WISH all liberated women wanted lesbian marriage.

3/13/2011 9:49:40 PM

#1266603
Sasha

No woman will touch you with a stick, huh, Peter?

3/13/2011 10:06:08 PM

#1266624
Murdin

@Osiris "It must be real simple being a fundamentalist. Evolution is the source of every problem in the world. I wonder what Christians blamed before the 1860's."

Jews. But for some reason, it fell out of fashion around the 1940's.

3/14/2011 12:06:20 AM

#1266626
farpadokly

Very confused. As though "feminist" is the same thing as "lesbian".
As always, it's useful to think of a country without all these things, ie, a country as this writer would like to see it; basically it would be an intolerant, tyrannical, women and gay oppressing, Christian theocracy, with ignorant creationism taught in the schools and disproportionate wealth and power in the hands of a few. And they wonder why people have a problem with that, and want to fight against it.

3/14/2011 12:08:34 AM

#1266640
Raised by Horses

@Murdin

"Jews. But for some reason, it fell out of fashion around the 1940's."

They were, however, handily replaced by Communism shortly after.

3/14/2011 12:44:34 AM

#1266649
nutbunny

Evolution is only the tool to achieve her social goals: abortion, high divorce rates, and lesbian marriage.

Now what would be the point of wanting those things as overarching social goals?
Please explain why you would think that anyone would want those things in particular as their top priority?
Regarding lesbian marriage, I can understand people wanting to get married. But what would be the point, as you understand it, of trying to increase the number of divorces and abortions in a country?
I bet your answer would be the ravings of some paranoid bigot and not make sense at all.

3/14/2011 1:41:38 AM

#1266651
Justanotheratheist

Aside from the fact that you are a misogynistic dork, how the fuck does evolution get to be a tool for anyone to do anything?

Evolution simply is, like gravity.

You really should also start getting used to the idea that the bible is not only a pile of shit written by mortals, but it is a completely outdated pile of shit at that.

3/14/2011 1:54:48 AM

#1266670
The_L

Um, what do those three things even have to do with each other, other than the fact that YOU don't like them?

3/14/2011 3:29:36 AM

#1266672
Argle Bargle

Translation: I'm mad because I can't find a housebound slave who'll worship me just because I own a penis. Instead of taking a good, hard look at myself, I'll simply blame some other party on why I'm single.

3/14/2011 3:34:08 AM
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