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#2075
Darfasti
I feel sorry for the kid. Only 6 years old and already indoctrinated...
9/27/2005 4:25:11 AM
#2080
ryan
I've always wondered what demons look like. Now I know Batman.
9/27/2005 5:06:03 AM
#2090
Blurb
It's this kind of brainwashing shit that really burns my ass. I'll bet the many pictures of Jesus hanging in their house are the \"caucasian-christ\" variety. Of course it begs the question, is the Batman figure the \"evil-looking\" Tim Burton type? or the campy, harmless, pot-bellied, fun-loving Adam West type? Can somebody grab my \"anti dumbass spray\" from my belt?
9/27/2005 4:21:22 PM
#2098
Darth Wang
dananananananananananananananananana - asshat!
9/27/2005 7:45:59 PM
#2107
Cthulhu's Quill
Obviously 'I Believe!!!' doesn't know the origins of Batman. He's sooo not a demon.
Now, Ghost Rider is a demon. A totally bitchin' one at that. (My second favorite comic book character ever. The new Beast is number one.)
9/27/2005 8:22:05 PM
#2113
BigDaddyJ
I owned a Demon once. It didn't look like Batman or the Batmobile. It was Dodge and looked Al Bundy's car in Married...With Children.
9/27/2005 9:20:16 PM
#2118
CousinTed
Calling Batman a demon is a total insult. I mean Batman is badass enough to hold back an onslaught of crime and corruption using only his wits and a boy in short-shorts. All demons do is posess people and play scapegoat to crazy-ass fundies.
9/27/2005 10:38:15 PM
#2119
CousinTed
Calling Batman a demon is a total insult. I mean Batman is badass enough to hold back an onslaught of crime and corruption using only his wits and a boy in short-shorts. All demons do is posess people and play scapegoat to crazy-ass fundies.
9/27/2005 10:42:56 PM
#2148
Ratman
I wonder what Aquaman represents to this twit.
9/29/2005 1:39:14 PM
#2513
NonHomogenized
re: comment #2458
The same thing Aquaman represents to anyone else. A gay man. I mean, come on, a man wearing skintight pants and no shirt? ;-)
10/8/2005 8:44:34 AM
#2836
Caphi
Should be fun when the kid sees Hawkgirl.
10/19/2005 3:59:14 PM
#868680
Evilutionist
I feel sorry for this kid.
1/26/2009 6:47:39 PM
#869094
I seriously doubt any 4.5 year old child has the mental capacity to truly "accept Christ."
Good night....
1/26/2009 9:45:52 PM
#869129
Someone please call CPS.
1/26/2009 10:02:11 PM
#869384
Moondog
You're turning your kid into a homophobic douchebag like yourself. So he thinks, "Satan" when he sees a grown man running around with Boy Wonder.
1/27/2009 12:20:28 AM
#869407
GigaGuess
Bull. Shit.
Either that, or The Littlest Brainwash Kit.
1/27/2009 12:38:05 AM
#870174
Canadiest
I call " My families so Godlike" BULLSHIT
1/27/2009 1:38:33 PM
#870182
Affine Connection
You actually managed to reproduce?
How sad.
1/27/2009 1:43:53 PM
#870186
Affine Connection
" #921168
2009-Jan-26 09:45 PM
I seriously doubt any 4.5 year old child has the mental capacity to truly "accept Christ."
An average 7-year-old can reject that tired old bullshit.
1/27/2009 1:45:23 PM
#870251
El Guapo
Are the wings on demons and angels just there for decoration? Because, demons and angels are supposed to be all incorporeal and shit. Which means they can fly by using their thoughts, so they don't necesarily NEED wings.
If I were a demon, I would want wings like a dragonfly. I think if I were an angel, I would want wings more like a fairy.
1/27/2009 2:48:30 PM
#871525
G. Fieendish
Of course, I Believe fails to realise that Bruce Wayne delibrately chose his Bat-Costume, to inspire both fear & terror in the Criminals of Gotham City, & as such, is delibrately designed to look Demonic...
Incedentally, Batman is not a superhero, but rather a very, very, rich vigilante, but I suspect that little distinction has passed her right by...
1/28/2009 2:15:33 AM
#871548
Philbert McAdamia
Fundies see wings and think demon instead of angel.
Hm.
1/28/2009 2:39:08 AM
#1009575
Trask
What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think he is?
He's the goddamn Batman.
8/20/2009 2:01:27 PM
#1009624
Kevin Klaw
I Believe!!! should have got his/her son this one:
8/20/2009 3:40:06 PM
#1009669
ProfChainsawFace
Least you didnt get him a Spawn toy.
8/20/2009 7:31:08 PM
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