The way I see it God wants us to have that oil. Why else would he put those nasty Arabs on top of it?
Once the rulers are taken out we could go in there and secure the oil.
They owe us for 9/11, we should take the opportunity to collect.
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Maybe god likes the "Arabs" better? And just because "Arabs" were responsible for 9/11, doesn't mean you can assign blame to all "Arabs". Also, you killed a hell of a lot of innocent "Arabs", so I'd say that you owe them more than they owe you. But then again, you have used the phrase "nasty Arabs", so it seems a little poe-ish.
What became of "free market economics", one of the conservatives "holy grail"?
The usual procedure is to BUY something you need.
Conservative people are telling all the time: "When you want something, and you don't have the money for it, get a job, work hard, and save until you can afford it!"
"Berlin_Freeper", what you are advocating is usually called "Armed Robbery".
"The way I see it God wants us to have that oil. Why else would he put those nasty Arabs on top of it?"
Really? I see the opposite. I don't think god wanted us to have oil at all. Why else would he bury it a mile or more below the surface of the fucking Earth and then sit a bunch of people who are hostile to us on top of it?
Think you fucking idiot.
"Once the rulers are taken out we could go in there and secure the oil."
Or, you know, we could just sink the several billion dollars a month we're spending on that into newer, better, more efficient energy technologies and tell the Arabs they can keep their oil because we don't need it any more.
We get the energy we need (not to mention technology exports worth billions upon billions of dollars) and they get to be left alone and everyone is happy.
"They owe us for 9/11, we should take the opportunity to collect."
So, what exactly do we owe the Native Americans then? Surely more than a bunch of scrub land in the middle of nowhere and a few casinos, right?
The way I see it, God wanted the Jews and the Arabs (and the Norwegians) to have that oil. Why else would he have put the Jews and the Arabs (and the Norwegians) on top of it? After all, all three groups worship the same god; El (Allah/YHWH/Elohim/God).
You "owe" them for many more lives than was lost in 9/11, over the last fifty decades. 9/11 was their way of starting to collect...
You demonstrated your "perfect" aim in your collection of the collection; some guys from Saudi Arabia attack you, you attack Afghanistan and Iraq.
"They owe us for 9/11, we should take the opportunity to collect."
Yeah. That's why you go for the soft targets, eh?:
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So why haven't you tried for these, eh?:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Oil_fields_of_China
...oh yes, that's right. China has the largest army on the planet. They also have nukes. Oh, and one small detail...
...China effectively owns your country, post-Dumbya's financial shenanigans. Say hello to your new landlord, little Freepers:
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The way I see it, your so-called 'God' wants you to be inferior to the Peoples Republic of China. I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords. Better start learning Mandarin. And Atheism, little Freepers. You owe them for what they've loaned you. Better pray that they don't take the opportunity to collect.
Where is your God now?
(Mister Spak)
"If god wanted you to have that oil he would have put it under Israel and the Vatican."
Perhaps He did. Remember that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where Indy was in the catacombs beneath Venice, took a whiff of the liquid that was knee-deep in there, and proclaimed "Petroleum. I could sink a well down here and retire"?
"The way I see it God wants us to have that oil. Why else would he put those nasty Arabs on top of it?"
So, because God wanted you to have the oil, he put it deep underground in a foreign country?
OK. Let me know how the divine oil drilling goes.
What? If God "wanted you to have the oil" then wouldn't he put it all under American soil? This is of course ignoring the fact that use of those arguments is just a political ploy, and the Arabs who aren't their countries' leaders want to live like us, but are prevented from doing so by those very leaders which you so rightfully hate. (You win the childishness award for calling them "those nasty Arabs", btw) But we shouldn't go around stealing oil. That's just a bad idea.
Awwww ... we ran out of oil. Guess god didn't provide. Oh well, if the civil wars won't destroy us, we'll be stuck on this planet with no means of escape until the sun extinguishes.
Keep up that mentality. It's the mentality of the extinct.
The way I see it God wants us to have that oil. Why else would he put those nasty Arabs on top of it?
The most obvious conclusion would be that God wants the Arabs to have it. Did He create the Arabs and then give them the oil? No. According to the Bible, He created the oil first, then Adam and Eve. The He destroyed everything 1,656 years later and left Noah to repopulate the earth (with Arabs and everything else).
Given that this is the god of the Bible who does everything ass backwards and in a way that always requires unnecessary death, this actually makes sense. Well, let me clarify that. It doesn't make sense in the real world no matter what but it's at least consistent with the mythology.
Funny, the fact that they're on top of it, kinda convinces them that their god is best.
I say Allah and God should get down here pronto and work it out. While we're waiting on that, lets develop non-oil dependent methods.
Your deity wants you to have the oil by putting it under the control of others whom you would then kill off (or whatever takeout means in this context)?
I'm sure this makes sense to the poster, but I'm also equally certain that normal people are confused by it.
So, you would trade the lives of those killed 9/11/2001 for oil?
Fuck you, you piece of fucking shit.
@ Percy Q Shunn --
So, you would trade the lives of those killed 9/11/2001 for oil?
Remember, the WTC attacks happened in New York -- which, as we all know, is full of liberals . So actually respecting the people who were killed has never been part of the conservative game plan -- it's all about using an immense crime to justify spitting on the graves of the victims by pushing through a whole series of laws and policies that the victims would have opposed.
It's no coincidence that the Bushs and Cheney have family fortunes in oil and military supply (Cheney really, actually has a private military with influence OVER the U.S Forces if you break down his connections)
And Trump, Huckabee, Palin, Gingrach, Rowe, Right-Wing media have all said the oil is theirs, bar-none, done, we win.
This is a widely accepted Right-Wing Republican and oil industry belief. Why don't dem Arubs Git it?
So I had a look over his profile on Free Republic, after seeing a post of his urging Christians to boycott Civlization 4 for its treatment of Christianity, and then had a look at his posts expressing amusement at people who grew pot apparently being shot in warrantless SWAT raids...
No, I really don't think he's a poe. There are people who actually think like this.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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