Quote# 79776

The way I see it God wants us to have that oil. Why else would he put those nasty Arabs on top of it?

Once the rulers are taken out we could go in there and secure the oil.

They owe us for 9/11, we should take the opportunity to collect.

Berlin_Freeper, Free Republic 67 Comments [3/2/2011 6:01:58 AM]
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Etiene

Please be a Poe.

3/2/2011 6:04:49 AM

grimsoncrow

They don't owe you shit, and people like you are the reason you deserved 9/11 a hundred times over.

3/2/2011 6:15:34 AM

gravematter

Maybe god likes the "Arabs" better? And just because "Arabs" were responsible for 9/11, doesn't mean you can assign blame to all "Arabs". Also, you killed a hell of a lot of innocent "Arabs", so I'd say that you owe them more than they owe you. But then again, you have used the phrase "nasty Arabs", so it seems a little poe-ish.

3/2/2011 6:32:54 AM

Mister Spak

If god wanted you to have that oil he would have put it under Israel and the Vatican.

3/2/2011 6:44:12 AM

Garfield

what Mr. Spak said

3/2/2011 6:48:48 AM



Non sequitur much?

3/2/2011 6:50:37 AM

Xotan

But you already have done that in Iraq - and what happened then....?

3/2/2011 7:00:26 AM

Anon2

What became of "free market economics", one of the conservatives "holy grail"?

The usual procedure is to BUY something you need.

Conservative people are telling all the time: "When you want something, and you don't have the money for it, get a job, work hard, and save until you can afford it!"

"Berlin_Freeper", what you are advocating is usually called "Armed Robbery".

3/2/2011 7:02:40 AM

jsonitsac

POE's law

3/2/2011 7:02:46 AM

Flufflesthepancake

Apparently if God wanted you to have the oil he would have put it on the moon. 'Caus we all know Americans own the moon.

3/2/2011 7:05:14 AM

rubber chicken

The reason God gave the Arabs all the oil and America all the Hamburgers is because the Americans had first choice.

3/2/2011 7:13:55 AM

Dharmabum

We have to stop letting these idiots vote.

3/2/2011 7:15:39 AM

484

Poe

@grimsoncrow
Innocent people never deserve to be blown up. Take your hate and stick it up your ass.

3/2/2011 7:15:48 AM

Doubting Thomas

I really hope it's a Poe, but unfortunately I know there are way too many people who believe this.

3/2/2011 7:20:05 AM

TGRwulf

FSTDT and RSTDT twofer!

You sir, need to never reproduce.

3/2/2011 7:30:49 AM

snide

Poe much?
Edit: and what Mr. Spak said

3/2/2011 7:49:23 AM

Horsefeathers

"The way I see it God wants us to have that oil. Why else would he put those nasty Arabs on top of it?"

Really? I see the opposite. I don't think god wanted us to have oil at all. Why else would he bury it a mile or more below the surface of the fucking Earth and then sit a bunch of people who are hostile to us on top of it?

Think you fucking idiot.

"Once the rulers are taken out we could go in there and secure the oil."

Or, you know, we could just sink the several billion dollars a month we're spending on that into newer, better, more efficient energy technologies and tell the Arabs they can keep their oil because we don't need it any more.

We get the energy we need (not to mention technology exports worth billions upon billions of dollars) and they get to be left alone and everyone is happy.

"They owe us for 9/11, we should take the opportunity to collect."

So, what exactly do we owe the Native Americans then? Surely more than a bunch of scrub land in the middle of nowhere and a few casinos, right?

3/2/2011 8:03:41 AM

Swede

The way I see it, God wanted the Jews and the Arabs (and the Norwegians) to have that oil. Why else would he have put the Jews and the Arabs (and the Norwegians) on top of it? After all, all three groups worship the same god; El (Allah/YHWH/Elohim/God).

You "owe" them for many more lives than was lost in 9/11, over the last fifty decades. 9/11 was their way of starting to collect...
You demonstrated your "perfect" aim in your collection of the collection; some guys from Saudi Arabia attack you, you attack Afghanistan and Iraq.

3/2/2011 8:18:01 AM

Anon-e-moose

"They owe us for 9/11, we should take the opportunity to collect."

Yeah. That's why you go for the soft targets, eh?:



So why haven't you tried for these, eh?:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Oil_fields_of_China

...oh yes, that's right. China has the largest army on the planet. They also have nukes. Oh, and one small detail...

...China effectively owns your country, post-Dumbya's financial shenanigans. Say hello to your new landlord, little Freepers:



The way I see it, your so-called 'God' wants you to be inferior to the Peoples Republic of China. I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords. Better start learning Mandarin. And Atheism, little Freepers. You owe them for what they've loaned you. Better pray that they don't take the opportunity to collect.

Where is your God now?

3/2/2011 8:27:35 AM

farpadokly

I admire this guy and I'll tell you why. He has the guts to say openly what every little two-bit right-wing politician secretly thinks.

3/2/2011 8:46:34 AM

PiGirl13

Feels kind of like a Poe. Of course, I could just be influenced by wishful thinking...

3/2/2011 9:16:02 AM

whatever

If God wanted you to have all that oil he would have put it all in America and created big tanks for it.

3/2/2011 9:29:15 AM



God wants us to have the oil; that's why he gave it to someone else on the other side of the world? Wat.

3/2/2011 10:15:29 AM

Rat of Steel

(Mister Spak)
"If god wanted you to have that oil he would have put it under Israel and the Vatican."


Perhaps He did. Remember that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where Indy was in the catacombs beneath Venice, took a whiff of the liquid that was knee-deep in there, and proclaimed "Petroleum. I could sink a well down here and retire"?

3/2/2011 10:27:05 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Kill the brown people!

3/2/2011 10:35:17 AM

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