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#1262312
JohnTheAtheist
I can't believe that kids in school didn't start calling Santorum "Dick" when he was little.
3/1/2011 3:23:04 PM
#1262313
Jeff Weskamp
Mr. Santorum, I'm afraid you've earned an F in Medieval History......
3/1/2011 3:24:47 PM
#1262314
Reverend Jeremiah
Join the theocons and you too can change words like "agression" into "intervention"
3/1/2011 3:44:53 PM
#1262315
Reverend Jeremiah
Also..National religion is what Hitler wanted so very much
3/1/2011 3:45:26 PM
#1262318
casewithscience
The crusades were called by the Pope to assist the Byzantine Emperor and then turned into a vicious land grab by Norman lords such as Borhemond.
The christians slaughtered anyone of a different race or creed on their way to Jerusalem. In Worms, the jewish population were decimated by the passing "christian" soldiers.
I suspect it is Rick Santorum that needs the history lesson.
3/1/2011 4:07:15 PM
#1262337
Disreg
Painful to admit, but he's almost got a point.
The liberal view of the Crusades as a brutal invasion of peaceful Muslim lands kind of ignores the fact that they were conquered at sword-point by Muslims several centuries earlier. And that the same Muslims were currently crushing Byzantine Greece.
3/1/2011 5:20:29 PM
#1262339
Chinalogist
Santorum is a sexual neologism for a "frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. Thank you google.
3/1/2011 5:23:23 PM
#1262360
Berny
Every time I see this guy's name, I think of
this website and laugh my ass off.
The man is a shit smear.
Edit: Chinalogist beat me to it, kinda.
3/1/2011 6:45:14 PM
#1262375
Amadaun
@Disreg: Not that much of a point. Because, uh, 'conquered several centuries before' means 'conquered by different people, who were long dead,' though the inhabitants would have defended their right to have conquered, same as some Christians defend the Crusades. And it was only some of the same Muslims. The (Seljuk Turkish) Sultanate of Rum was giving most of the trouble at the time, and they didn't hold Jerusalem. That Byzantium and France are a long way apart and isn't really as big a distinction as it could have been, but who was actually maybe going to invade Europe at some point is.
And--here is kind of the important part--it was definitely not the women and children of Jerusalem who were giving the Byzantines trouble. When you commit horrific war crimes, you get to be the bad guy. Hitler isn't incredibly evil for trying to conquer Europe, he's just an aggressive megalomaniac. He's evil because The Final Solution.
3/1/2011 7:17:37 PM
#1262399
Percy Q. Shunn
American intervention in the Middle East helps promote “core American values.”
3/1/2011 8:55:07 PM
#1262402
Alencon
Holy shit, he may be nuttier than Schafly. PLEASE let him win the Republican nomination.
3/1/2011 9:02:39 PM
#1262419
Zeus Almighty
@ Zimmer
"Just like to point out that the Christian crusaders murdered far, far more innocent Jews than the Muslims ever did. Funny how he forgets this fact when talking of 'judeo-christian' values."
Well, in the crusaders defense, them Joos was dark-skinned. How could you tell them from the Ayrabs? Just kill 'em all and let gawd sort 'em out.
3/1/2011 10:02:44 PM
#1262420
SpukiKitty
Rick SANITARIUM & his nuclear stupidity strike again!
3/1/2011 10:06:05 PM
#1262421
lisamariefan
Actually, the constitutional idea is that everyone has worth, or isn't inherently bad.
The Biblical idea is that everyone is a worthless piece of shit by default.
Totally opposite.
3/1/2011 10:08:57 PM
#1262452
dingo
jesus christ this rant is a complete train wreck. He cant keep his hatred and his biases straight!
3/2/2011 1:11:53 AM
#1262541
The_L
"Numbers of the Saracens were beheaded...others were tortured for several days, then burned with flames. In the streets were seen piles of heads and hands and feet. One rode about everywhere amid the corpses of men and horses. In the Temple of Solomon, the horses waded in blood up to their knees, nay, up to the bridle."
-- Raymond of Aguilers, Crusader, 1099
The Crusades did a pretty good job of making themselves look bad, if you ask me.
3/2/2011 7:15:22 AM
#1262790
Selkie
Santorum = Waste of skin.
3/2/2011 5:04:49 PM
#1262815
JimBrown257
While it might seem that Santorum's statement, that Christians value equality yet they are superior to Muslims, is hypocritical and contradictory, it's actually quite logical.
You see, Christians understand that all men are equal. However, if you aren't a Christian (and not a Mormon or Catholic or other "wrong" type of Christian), then you aren't really a human being.
3/2/2011 6:45:56 PM
#1262879
Iczer-four
wow. you fail..
Jump off a cliff.
3/3/2011 1:22:37 AM
#1262896
So, killing civilians is "part of the American values"?. What about the siege of Jerusalem, where they killed even the indigenous Christians because they were Orthodox?, is that a signal that they "hate" Christemdom too?(and as a half Spanish woman, did you know that some Crusaders raped Christian women and killed people in Christian villages during Reconquista?)
3/3/2011 2:33:36 AM
#1263384
Brianisha
Lotta lies in one paragraph. Oh I hate christians alright, all the revisionist bullshit people like you do, rick the prick santorum makes me want to shake them silly, might loosen a few brain cells......
3/4/2011 10:36:04 AM
#1265469
Shadoboy
And by "core American values" he means "God wants us to conquer the world".
3/9/2011 11:25:20 PM
#1265793
SpukiKitty
FUN WITH "RICK SANTORUM":
Rick Sanitarium
Rick Sanitation Worker
Rick Unsanitary
Rick Insanity
Rick Sanitary Napkin
Rick Satanic
Rick Santa Claus....
This is fun! Not only can you use his surname as a totally disgust-a-mundo sex slang term, you can twist it in obvious & humorous ways!
Fun for the whole family!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
3/11/2011 9:09:14 AM
#1424259
‘All men are created equal' has ~never~ been a Christian value.
7/16/2012 4:32:03 PM
#1509294
Blarghonius
"All men are created equal' — that's a Christian value"
No, it's fucking not. There's a huge list of people Christians are commanded to kill because God thinks they're inferior in some way.
2/24/2013 6:07:11 PM
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