Everyone starts life out in a body with corrupt DNA that causes deception in our thoughts. Only a few people were chosen by God to get our DNA changed later on in life. He started changing my DNA in 1984 and finished changing them on June 14, 2008. This took many commands to confess and repent of my sins and other things he wanted me to do. The whole object of this was to get my body in total obedience to his thoughts and power of light energy, which is who God is.
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This is what you get when you mix science with religious superstition. Obviously, DNA does not affect thought processes.
And where in the bible does it say anything about DNA? Why is it that no religious people ever knew anything about DNA until science discovered it?
"The whole object of this was to get my body in total obedience to his thoughts and power of light energy, which is who God is."
Just another "I know what God is thinking" moron.
Only a few people were chosen by God to get our DNA changed later on in life. He started changing my DNA in 1984 and finished changing them on June 14, 2008.
...and now look at me, I'm beautiful!
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...wait, I thought that the official Fundie stance was that evolution, and by extention DNA, was all a filthy filthy lie perpetrated by the Dibble to lead the flock astray?
Also, you fail biology forever.
Be careful folks, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
"He started changing my DNA in 1984 and finished changing them on June 14, 2008."
I see, that would be when you started and stopped dropping acid? Oh wait, I get it, the gullible morons among us are now supposed to believe that you are now somehow better than they are. As porky Pig might say, "You are d-d-delu... You have deception in your thoughts."
So, uh, can I see samples, starting with 1983, and taken at least monthly for the next five years, and perhaps yearly up until 2008, and then monthly (again) until now? Y’know, just to verify this claim?
Oh, and I’d need some other independent source to verify that each sample is indeed yours. I trust you can provide that as well.
Changing DNA? Surely you can show us what your genome looked like both before and after this alleged change. Oh wait, you can't.
I don't understand why so few people understand that DNA only codes for proteins, nothing more. There is no "gene for sin", as he seems to be implying, because what protein could possibly affect morality? It definitely has nothing to do with sociopathy (and thus, brain chemistry) since everyone allegedly has it.
Now before you go on that our thoughts are deceived by our sins, let me point out that we KNOW that DNA only codes for proteins because we have seen it happen, using very, very powerful microscopes. Of course, there is a good chance that you just don't know what DNA is. This post does imply that you have some sort of mental illness, after all.
This is exactly what I've been asking for for forty years! Actual, physical, testable proof of God.
All we need do now is sequence the genomes of a few dozen fundie kids, then, as they grow, repeat the process and look for the indisputable evidence of God fixing the errors in their DNA.
Hooray, finally science will be able to demonstrate God's existence for a fact and we can all get on with praising his name and spreading the good news!
Okay, BJ, when can we start?
I highly recommend the whole thread for further fuckwittery, including this gem that proceeds the DNA BS:-
"There are only two thoughts that a person can worship and that is either thoughts of deception or those without deception. The thoughts without deception are the truth of God and only a few people have ever experienced this. I'm the only one who has ever experienced these direct thoughts from God since the early fourth century. That was the last time a man was used by God for his own purpose."
Batshit insane doesn't come close.....
You've got the fundamentalist Christians who reject everything about science and believe only in the literal Bible. You've got super liberal Christians who've somehow placed God in the middle of everything they know about science.
Then you've got this guy who sits somewhere in the middle of the two, and is equally extreme.
He started changing my DNA in 1984 and finished changing them on June 14, 2008.
Why would it take God 24 years to change someone's DNA? And what kind of a creature does that make BJHulk now? Oh, right, a raving lunatic fundie. I always knew they weren't human.
You now realize that a person's DNA is actually likely to change slightly every single time they undergo cellular mitosis, which they undergo CONSTANTLY.
So a lot of my cells don't have the same DNA I was born with.
I don't think you even come close to understanding how DNA works, though.
Hold on...I was a fairly devout Christian for my first 17 years of life, but now five years later I am a confirmed atheist. Does this mean I have the power to...change my own DNA? Sweet, maybe tonight I can morph myself some irresistible good looks.
"He started changing my DNA"..."The whole object of this was to get my body in total obedience to"..."power of light energy"
OMG! A mad scientist changed his DNA and now he can photosynthesise! Side effects may have included gaining the equivalent brainpower of a cabbage though.
Or perhaps this is just rubbish.
Only a few people were chosen by my pastor to get our heads shoved up our asses. He started changing my DNA in 1984 and finished changing them on June 14, 2008. This took many brainless, idiotic actions, such as to 'confess' and 'repent of my sins' and other things my brainless pastor wanted me to do. The whole object of this was to get my body in total obedience to his thoughts and power of the dark side, which is what fundy pastors are.
FIXED.
Deception in our thoughts? Getting your body into total obedience?
That sounds disturbingly like having your mind broken and filled with conditioned responses via brainwashing. Did God ever tell you that there were five lights when you knew you were looking at four?
How does God let you know what to do? Does he send e-mail or sms?
Total obedience? Nah, count me out.
OMG! I started reading the thread this is on. He thinks he's the new jesus, that christianity was invented by rome to turn people from god, the earth is gonna be a lightbulb with 100 billion people living on it. oh and a christian will murder him....
So let me get this straight, you are essentially claiming you're a Solonian from the mid 1970's Doctor Who story, The Mutants ...?
Did God then deliver radioactive Thaesuim crystals, through the post, to accelerate your mutation...?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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