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#1259147
P
Hmmmm... not sure why this should be called a troll rather than a Poe... fundies do say these kind of things.
2/20/2011 4:40:22 PM
#1259593
Alchemical
Why did this thing bred? Why...
2/22/2011 3:15:11 AM
#1260638
Jt
Poe.
Wait, RR. Shit!
I've read several forums on RR, but even this just goes above and beyond almost everything I've seen. I'm sure there are a few Poes in there. Please let this be one.
EDIT: Oh, thank the FSM I read that this was really a Poe.
2/24/2011 10:26:48 PM
#1264982
Wow, and I thought Carrie's mom was a fictional character
3/8/2011 8:22:17 PM
#1269779
Dr. Martin Ssempa
Don't worry he grew out of this "giving flowers to girls" crap. He's 17 now, and these days he's waaay to busy with his boyfriend Thomas to do this kind of shit anymore.
3/22/2011 2:25:00 AM
#1281816
Awwww.
They're going to fuck up that poor kid.
4/24/2011 11:20:20 AM
#1319528
Meshakhad
Obviously, she is a whore trying to tempt your son into damnation. The proper response is to stone her to death.
8/7/2011 1:53:22 PM
#1319530
J. James
You people need to be thrown from the nearest Blimp. If I knew who you were, I'd yank that kid into fostercare so fast the poor guy would have whiplash.
Seriously. Just die.
8/7/2011 1:59:31 PM
#1347590
The Illogical Sandwich
Matthew 5:28 says "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
If I shut down my brain (but keep a little logic) for a moment and look at this as if I were a Creationist, I must ask this: How can someone commit adultery if not being pledged to a partner already?
That's just one of the flaws in her thinking but I can't fit everything in a single comment.
(Just to be clear, I'm a logical person and not a Creationist, I just wanted to point out the flaw while looking from a somewhat logical Creationist's perspective)
11/8/2011 2:26:10 PM
#1347633
But... but... a five-year-old doesn't know what lust is, stupid.
How to manage this? Ask him what kind of flowers he'd like to buy her and that's probably it. This is not even a crush, it will die out on its own, quicker if you don't put down any rules against it.
Yup, as the Bible contradicts itself on so many things its nigh on impossible to raise children for God.
11/8/2011 11:27:00 PM
#1357750
tracer
So, a boy giving flowers to a girl violates Matthew 5:28?
How the hell did you two date before you were married? Arranged marriage?!
12/14/2011 5:52:47 PM
#1361459
Phoenix
Innocent childhood love is the most adorable, heartwarming thing I can think of. And you want to stop your son from giving flowers to a girl in his class because it might break rules set down by a fictional tyrant?
12/28/2011 7:28:16 PM
#1393462
Nebulesque
I'm going to call troll on this one. Other comments are hurtful, stupid, or borderline evil... This one is just kinda sweet and dumb. Hence, Troll.
4/17/2012 2:10:39 AM
#1409385
Ebon
Zeus...
Your son is neither psychologically nor biologically capable of fornication. He doesn't even know what lust is yet, let alone be harboring it. This is a perfectly normal childhood crush. It's a way of psychologically trying out romance without the threatening aspects. It will fade out in it's own time.
6/3/2012 6:02:40 AM
#1422741
Imp
He's five. He might just want to make friends. And why are you concerned about fornication when he shouldn't even know what that is yet, let alone be able to do so? There's parental concern, and then there's parental insanity. And then there's this.
7/11/2012 3:45:00 PM
#1485490
HG131
Poe. Read the name. notwhoisaidiwas. Not who I said I was. As in, not really a Raptard Mother, but a troll.
12/22/2012 8:55:04 PM
#1487324
Entranced
Our 5-year-old son likes some girl at his school? Better attribute it to fornication to make the situation way worse than it should be.
12/28/2012 12:52:57 PM
#1527558
8-bit Orne
That's not biologically possible, and the fact that you thought of it in the first place disgusts me.
EDIT: Replace "you" with some other fundie and the message remains relevant.
4/15/2013 4:59:26 PM
#1532622
Qvantvm
Um... d'you think you're being maybe too concerned... even a little bit? XD Must be a Poe.
4/28/2013 4:55:51 PM
#1532681
Philbert McAdamia
I've found that buying flowers for girls can be a gateway to fornication, but alcohol works much better.
Of course...when you're five...
4/29/2013 1:07:34 AM
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