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Hi all.
Our 5 year old son told us that he wants to buy flowers for a girl at school during valentines' day, and she likes him. We were shocked to say the least, and we never expected this. We didn't show our shock to him because we are trying to encourage him to speak to us about anything bothering him, in case he encouters some problems at school like bullying. But we don't know how to manage this. We are glad he told us, which gives us an idea of what's happening in his mind, but how do we manage this biblically? Firstly, does he break Matthew 5:28, or is it just an innocent children's stage? Secondly, will this crushes end on their own at some stage, or is it a gateway to fornication?

I just realised just how difficult it is trying to raise children for God.

notwhoisaidiwas, Rapture Ready 120 Comments [2/12/2011 4:14:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Jubne
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#1256026
Musicalbookworm

I can't wait to see their reaction when he reaches the girls are icky stage.

2/12/2011 6:18:30 PM

#1256030
Big Jilm

Oh it's definitely a gateway to some hardcore BSDM sinning right there, buddy. That's all everyone thinks about, ya know.

2/12/2011 6:23:03 PM

#1256035
Alex

This demonstrates the flaw of coed education. Having girls present just leads us astray right from the start.

2/12/2011 6:38:08 PM

#1256041
someguy

It amazes me just how backwards these idiots views on sex are. He's five, you repressesed chucklefucks! Just let him be. Fucking hell.

The worst part is, this kid is going to grow up with the exact same repressive belief system.

2/12/2011 6:52:31 PM

#1256043


Talk about slippery slope...

2/12/2011 6:55:10 PM

#1256044


This kid is going to be one of those urban legends who goes to a fertility clinic with his wife of 5 years because they haven't had kids yet. They find out the hard way that babies aren't made by holding hands in bed and praying.

2/12/2011 7:00:50 PM

#1256045
Mudak

I think the first thing you should do is find out who that harlot is in your son's class in the first place and contact her parents immediately. Leading your son away from God like that, I mean, really? Your son is pure and good and all of that and this girl, this hussy, who does she think she is? Using her feminine wiles to corrupt and pervert your son?!?

2/12/2011 7:01:32 PM

#1256047


It's like this, dumbass. If you don't let your children befriend, flirt with, and date the opposite sex they'll have no drive to form attachments outside of your house when they do get old enough to fuck. Enjoy taking care of him when he's 40 year old and still a virgin with no idea what he wants in life, assuming he doesn't kill himself.

I should know. My aunt and uncle did the same fundie shit you are and all NINE of their ADULT children still live with them, except the one who died of a drug overdose.

2/12/2011 7:11:28 PM

#1256048


Buying flowers for a girl at 5 years old does not equal fucking.

2/12/2011 7:13:09 PM

#1256059
Percy Q. Shunn

Please deliver your child to the preist immediately. He'll be safe from fornication there!


2/12/2011 7:48:31 PM

#1256061
LAchlan

Are you actually really being actually really serious? He's FIVE ffs! I had a crush on my teacher when I was five, it didn't lead to fornication or anything like that. Cos I was FIVE!

2/12/2011 7:50:15 PM

#1256066
The Dude

It is a gateway to fornication. For sure. Better stop your kids from allowing to mature in their interpersonal skills and concept of love and squash the possibilities of healthy sex in adulthood.

2/12/2011 8:06:45 PM

#1256074
Doubting Thomas

He's 5 years old for chrissake! I don't think you have to worry about fornication just yet.

Jeez, Christian fundies are totally stupid.

2/12/2011 8:51:51 PM

#1256078
Evilution Teacher

Oh my good god. These people are insane.

2/12/2011 9:18:59 PM

#1256079
O.O

WTF is wrong with you?

Seriously, this is why I can't stand religious people.

I think my forehead is bruised from all the facepalming.

2/12/2011 9:22:22 PM

#1256080
Zeus Almighty

Just be glad he doesn't want to have one of the boys in his kindergarten class come to your house for a "sleep over."

2/12/2011 9:40:41 PM

#1256083
JDC1

Get over it!
Or,..find a faith that says you can kill your children. There's lot's of those.

2/12/2011 9:49:23 PM

#1256085
GodotIsWaiting4U

He's five. He can't even USE his cock for that purpose yet. Chill the fuck out.

2/12/2011 9:51:04 PM

#1256090
Alencon

Are you kidding me? Five years old! What is your IQ, around fucking 75?

Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

A five year old doesn't even know what lust is you dumb fuck and his classmate is far from a woman. You cannot be serious.


2/12/2011 9:59:11 PM

#1256092
Iczer-four


2/12/2011 10:05:24 PM

#1256103
Lezemotu

"I just realised just how difficult it is trying to raise children for God."

Which is exactly why you should not do it.

2/12/2011 11:15:54 PM

#1256134
Draken

Thread is gone it seems. Must have been a troll.

2/13/2011 1:34:55 AM

#1256148
LDM

Why are these people allowed to reproduce?


2/13/2011 2:58:39 AM

#1256160
Raised by Horses

Stone yourself.

2/13/2011 5:14:58 AM

#1256163
Rapter Ready

wow.
um, wow.
"...or is it a gateway to fornication?"
*speechless*

2/13/2011 5:25:36 AM
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