[Lt. Gen. Thomas P. Bostick referred to anti-gay soldiers as "bigots."]
The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism is permeating our national body. People will have to choose between God or Satan. This is good. The line is being drawn on earth.
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What is it with these people and assuming universal morality follows their own opinion?
The arrogance of people like Armaggedon pisses me off.
"Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism"
WTF is that, exactly? Is that like, square oval circle triangles?
Islam and Marxism don't usually coincide. Gangsters are not usually Marxists; gangsters are usually the by-product of capitalist systems.
Me thinks you just lump all of your "bad words" together to demonize your perceived enemy.
"The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism is permeating our national body."
What the hell is it with you nuts hyphenating a bunch of unrelated, irrelevant and often contradictory terms together?
"People will have to choose between God or Satan."
Nah. There's plenty of other imaginary beings to choose from also. Though, if I had to choose from these two, I'd have to go with Satan. He gave us all of our knowledge (the Apple incident), doesn't make bizarre demands of us, doesn't have strange rules to follow, isn't threatening us with damnation for not following him and doesn't appear to be a bloodthirsty maniac.
"This is good. The line is being drawn on earth."
If you say so.
"The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism is permeating our national body. People will have to choose between God or Satan. This is good. The line is being drawn on earth."
Those tinfoil hats just aren't cutting it eh, Free Repubic?
(emphasis added):
@Big Jilm
"Islamo-Marxist-Chi ago Gangsterism"
"WTF is that, exactly? Is that like, square oval circle triangles?"
The 'Islamo-Marxist' part of Armaggedon's* wharrgarble I can get (although something of an oxymoron; didn't Karl Marx talk about religion being 'the opiate of the masses'?!), but are they suggesting we who are pro-Obama also follow the political doctrine of the Chobit Elda? (here addressing the glorious workers at a mass rally, with her Secretary of Health, Fitness & Culture, Comrade Sumomo):
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X3 :3
*- It's spelled Armag edd on, you illiterate, inbred cunt-for-brains teabagger.
"Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism"
I love how hating several totally unrelated things at once is too complicated for you, so you just have to lump them all together into one big thing you can focus your hatred on.
Amazing as it may sound, America, amd the events that happen therein, is not the entire planet, amd don't really affect it at all.
Just another American imbecile without a clue.
All too common today.
Reminds me of an old WWII joke:
Chicago gangters are Marxist? I could have sworn they were incredibly CAPITALISTIC. You know, what with them having a strong hierarchy and ruthlessly selling their goods and most Chicago gangsters aren't and weren't Muslims. Also I'm pretty sure Obama was never in a gang.
People will have to choose between God or Satan.
Whose god and whose satan? If it's the moderates' god vs. the moderates' satan then god wins, hands down. If it's the fundie version of god vs the fundie version of satan then satan is usually (unintentionally) portrayed as the better guy.
"Reminds me of an old WWII joke"
Reminds me of an old FSTDT joke:
Go fuck yourself Headache.
@#1212810
"People will have to choose between God or Satan take a third option "
Your mentioning this reminded me of what Sheridan did in "Babylon 5" (pointed out in that TV Tropes link you provided), where (and was the whole point of that 2nd Shadow War they'd been fighting; how it was all basically an argument by the two 'First Ones': the Vorlons = 'Order', the Shadows = 'Chaos'). Remembering the cryptic (as ever) words of the original Kosh, 'Understanding is a three-edged sword', he realised what it meant: he understood that in the Order vs. Chaos conflict caused by the Vorlons & Shadows, there was an alternative: for the younger races (Minbari, Narn, Centauri etc, and including Humans), they had advanced enough to no longer need the 'guidance' of the Vorlons or Shadows. Ultimately, he told both of them 'Now get the hell out of our galaxy!', whereupon the shamed First Ones had no choice but to admit the whole interstellar game was up.
In the same way we no longer need religions' concepts of 'Good' or 'Evil'. We can work things out for ourselves.
I love how they string together insane titles like Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism.
Those are three different things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other and would never get along with each other yet somehow in the minds of these people it's a legitimate political movement.
"The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism is permeating our national body."
1. Is it sapping and polluting our precious bodily fluids?
2. Are you sure he's not one of those Commie-fag-junkies George Carlin warned us about?
"People will have to choose between God or Satan."
Make me.
At this point, the fundies have lost all semblance of even being able to follow a conversation. Their responses have become interchangeable; there is no point in posting the context anymore because context is irrelevant.
Kinda sad in a way, for us I mean.
So treating people as equals is Islamic, Marxist, gangster and Satanic?
I do not think that either of those four words mean what you think they mean.
1. From Merriam-Webster Online:
So, yes, Lt Gen Bostick is right--on both senses of the word.
Jeez, I know you're on Free Republic, but can't you at least read a dictionary? Oh, yeah, I forgot: "All, knowledge is evil!"
Oh, yeah--almost forgot: *People will have to choose between reality or fantasy. This is good.
There, fixed.
Gee, it is the night before xmas, and I just lost a tooth. I will have to choose between Santa Claus and the tooth fairy.
On a second note, your comment: "This is good". Is a bit chilling. As in, you actually enjoy the upcoming disaster you are predicting. Your religion has trained you to welcome discontent. Hmmmmm
So many fecktards so little time, you know, what with the END TIMES just around the corner and all.
The only line being drawn in the sand is between a minority of delusional mental midgets like Arma-GAG-on and the majority who have a firm grasp on reality.
The line is being drawn on earth.
The only place the line is being drawn is inside your feeble brain, kid.
"The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism"'Chicago' You maybe. I had to choose between god and the Kemetic Gods of the Nile. I chose the latter, particularly because my spells produced (and STILL produce) better results than any prayer i ever prayed/ was forced to pray in my youth.
Edit: @ WMD Kitty: I second that HAIL SATAN!
Hey everyone, let's all play the Wharrgarbbl game!
The Tamerlane virus of Azteco-Mithraist-Guelph-Sympathizerism is permeating our national body. People will have to choose between decaf and regular. This is pretty. The nose is being scratched on the bus.
*repeating facedesk* I thought people would be over this shit by now, the idiocy of the reactionaries really can't be cured, and no i'm not going to call them conservatives, because the republican party is no longer conservative, it has very much become a reactionary party, and if i do seem like a one of the very fundies we mock here, then please, by all means quote this
They arent bigots. They just dont want to be stared at and oogled at in the same way heterosexual women, the few that exist,dont want to be oogled at by straight men. Gay soliders and lesbian soldiers get the same quarters as straights. They get free peep shows. Straight men cant go into womens lockers, so why should Gay men go into the military? Most gays are cowardly anti-war pacifist liberals,so why go into the miltary? Thats right to screw uncle sam out of cash, and to stick their "lifestyles" in everyone elses faces. AND get a disgusting peek peek. Staight men and straight women ( the few straight women that exist i suppose) have a right NOT to be observed in a sexual way by queers, especially in the military. Its sick to think that we want to openly let these promiscuouse perverts OPENLY join the military...creeping aqll the straights out about who they can trust in a foxhole.
@DOS Et Al
"They arent bigots. They just dont want to be stared at and oogled at in the same way heterosexual women, the few that exist,dont want to be oogled at by straight men. Gay soliders and lesbian soldiers get the same quarters as straights. They get free peep shows...Most gays are cowardly anti-war pacifist liberals,so why go into the miltary? To screw uncle sam out of cash, and to stick their "lifestyles" in everyone elses faces. AND get a free peek."
In one instance, you're right, I'm one of those "anti-war, pacifist-liberal type gays, so I WON'T be in the military. But, on the other hand, my gay aunt who was actively in the Army during Desert Storm (she subsequently joined the Reserves, and retired recently) would like to have a word with you.
So tell me, DOS, whos the coward -- little ol' drag-queen me or the Marines who couldn't even try to take me on until it was five-on-one? I think this is the real reason that the super-homophobic minority keep insisting on claiming the military for yourselves -- y'all are terrified that we'll make you look like the insecure, scared little wimps you are.
Satan always comes out as the nicer guy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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