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People compare past Muslim immigration with the present, but this is wrong. Past immigrants were Christian Muslims who were persecuted by Islamic Muslims. They have no more ideals of jihad than any Christian. What we have problems with today is the mass immigration of radicalized Muslims, the ones who love their conservative teachings. You recognize them by their dress.


exxon, NY Daily News 137 Comments [9/21/2010 5:40:28 AM]
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#1210481
Neith

LMAO @ Christian Muslims. Those two words alone make this quote hilarious.

9/21/2010 10:03:36 PM

#1210490


Wait.. wat

9/21/2010 10:34:41 PM

#1210491
WMDKitty

Ummm. "Christian Muslims"? "Islamic Muslims"? A Muslim is, by definition, "Islamic"!

9/21/2010 10:37:16 PM

#1210501
Shanya Almafeta

WMDKitty: If you wanted to be technical, 'muslim' just means 'believer', or submissive to the judeoislamic god. You could argue that the meaning of 'muslim' has shifted to any "person of the book" of middle eastern ethnicity.

Then again, he still gets a "shiny mirror" award for telling people to look for "conservative" people by looking for conservative clothing...

9/21/2010 11:07:47 PM

#1210509
Justanotheratheist

Exxon is having a problem with the mass emigration of his brain cells. Furthermore, he really should polish his mirror. Radicalized Muslims who love their conservative teachings - he only needed to replace Muslims with Christians and he was bang on the money.

9/21/2010 11:32:01 PM

#1210528
Shadoboy

Yes, everyone knows about Christian Muslims. They usually hang around with Jewish Budhists and Pastafarian Scientologists.

9/22/2010 12:43:46 AM

#1210555
Arnold Facepalmer

There are actually some excellent comments in that thread. I had no idea sane people read the Daily News....... unless these excellent commenters were FSTDT regulars

9/22/2010 3:23:54 AM

#1210556
shykid

"Christian Muslims"?

What.


9/22/2010 3:37:29 AM

#1210573
Percy Q. Shunn


9/22/2010 4:26:22 AM

#1210575
The Jamo

Christian Muslims?

...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

9/22/2010 4:31:10 AM

#1210592
The L

"Christian Muslims?" Is that like a Christian Asatruar?

9/22/2010 5:25:24 AM

#1210602
Smiffy

http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/hinjews.shtml

9/22/2010 5:49:03 AM

#1210606
tmarcl

Given some of the his other comments posted here, I'd say that he is in fact confusing "Muslim" with "Arab".

Even if this is the case, he'd still need to show that Arab immigrants in the past were exclusively Christian, and came here to escape persecution. I've not read too much into this, but I'm fairly certain this is not the case.

9/22/2010 6:07:29 AM

#1210622


@tmarcl:

Moreover, he'd need to ignore the evidence of Muslims and Arabs coming to the Americas before Columbus, with Columbus and after Columnbus as explorers and slaves.

9/22/2010 7:18:59 AM

#1210623
Anon-e-moose

"Christian Muslims"

I hereby nominate this quote for the 'You Put The Moron in Oxymoron' Award.

9/22/2010 7:21:33 AM

#1210644
Boy Wonder

"Christian Muslims." I guess this is the result when people keeping talking about Muslims like it's a nationality or a political identity.

9/22/2010 8:54:11 AM

#1210648


Christian muslims?. I must be a Jewish-Buddist-Christian, whatever it means to you.

9/22/2010 9:23:04 AM

#1210662
Meph

They weren't just escaping the Islamic Muslims, they were also escaping the white Caucasians so they could hang out with the black Caucasians.

Also, not to nitpick too much, but I have read about Christian Asatruars existing. During the Christianization of Scandinavia, there were some who practiced both religions, since they wanted to hold onto their traditions, but the Christian forces sought to financially ruin anyone who didn't openly practice Christianity.

9/22/2010 10:13:16 AM

#1210725
SeekerLancer

What the fucking shit is a Christian Muslim?

9/22/2010 1:07:55 PM

#1210745


I'm sure it's been said repeatedly already....

MUSLIM, BY DEFINITION, IS ISLAMIC!

9/22/2010 2:47:11 PM

#1210778


News flash: All Muslims are Islamic Muslims.

9/22/2010 6:41:11 PM

#1210808
lisamariefan

Christian Muslims?

Er...

9/23/2010 12:38:46 AM

#1210833
JSS

Christian Muslims eh?

You do know living in that part of the world doesn't automatically make you a Muslim, right?

9/23/2010 4:19:32 AM

#1210855
Darwin

Epic fail.

9/23/2010 7:24:23 AM

#1210856
emau99

Christian Muslims? Islamic Muslims?

Dude, do you even understand what the word Muslim means?

9/23/2010 7:25:00 AM
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