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#1203055
Man Called True
The True Word of God, if that's really what it is, would be in the original Hebrew parchments.
What you've got there is the Edited-For-Benefit-Of-A-Mad-Gay-King Word of God. (Who didn't even commisson the damn thing - that was his predescessor; all James did was refuse to pay for it.)
9/5/2010 7:24:35 PM
#1203061
Mudak
Why not just wait until Conservapedia completes its own Bible project?
9/5/2010 7:35:11 PM
#1203065
moose
Wouldnt it be a hoot if about 4000 people people asked for new babbles? Wonder if Kimmie would hold true to the purchase and mailing of them all.
"TRUE WORD OF GAWD babble". HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
9/5/2010 7:39:42 PM
#1203066
shadkat
Fuck, does it even matter which fairy tale you read?
9/5/2010 7:39:43 PM
#1203077
Zeus Almighty
I've never read more than a few NIV verses here and there.
But my gut feeling is that there's no way it could more crappily written than the KJV.
9/5/2010 7:50:13 PM
#1203078
A Christian, burning Bibles, in the name of God; how amusingly ironic.
9/5/2010 7:50:13 PM
#1203081
Street Sharks
KJB Only-ism makes not a drop of sense.
For more adventures in KJB Only wackiness......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ABDM9xneqo
9/5/2010 7:54:15 PM
#1203084
Vince
The word of god.
Forever and unchanging.
27th edition.
9/5/2010 7:56:57 PM
#1203087
Zoo
So putting the Bible in understandable English is an abomination now?
9/5/2010 7:59:37 PM
#1203105
Dr. Razark
@Zoo
Edited for honesty:
"So... the Bible... is an abomination..."
That's better.
Seriously people, just admit that you're worshiping the book already.
9/5/2010 8:17:54 PM
#1203109
Karana
Aw shit. They've been reading the 'wrong' version the entire time.So THAT'S why it's all bigoted,ignorant,cruel,imaginary, and ridiculous.
Well they've finally realized the mistake so they'll get right on that...
9/5/2010 8:27:07 PM
#1203127
Allegory for Jesus
You NEED to read it in Ye ol' tyme speak or you will not be properly assimilated into medieval superstition!
To put your mind at ease, even if NIV is the most read version, the KJV has the most vocal and dedicated fandom of any version of this text that you call "Bieble" (I'm guessing it's a fanfic about a relationship between Justin Bieber and Michael Buble). Hopefully you can sleep at night knowing that the fundie equivalent of nerd rage heavily favors your side of this stupid, stupid debate.
9/5/2010 9:11:20 PM
#1203130
Ken
From personal experience, nothing confuses children more than the King James Bible. On the plus side, it makes it hard for them to understand the gory and sexual stuff.
9/5/2010 9:16:13 PM
#1203143
GodotIsWaiting4U
Fuck you and your backwards thinking. Translation methods have only improved with time.
9/5/2010 10:00:03 PM
#1203162
No True Scotsman(TM)
9/5/2010 10:26:16 PM
#1203171
WMDKitty
You're fucking crazy.
9/5/2010 10:32:48 PM
#1203180
loki
Oh no, change! Only Satan would change. God would never allow any change to his slaves.
It's strange that one the main features of the original Protestant movement was that people should be able to read the bible in their own language to be understandable for the average person. In these days the 17th century translation that is the KJB is as unreadable (especially for those who have a very low degree of education) as what we have in my country (in the Netherlands) the state bible made in 1617. Some of the fundie protestant Christians here only want to read this one and condemn any other version.
9/5/2010 11:14:20 PM
#1203182
pete
I guess that Kimmie never learned that King James was either homosexual or bisexual and had many male lovers. Considering Kimmie's fear of, and hatred for, homosexuals she had best do some homework.
9/5/2010 11:32:24 PM
#1203201
Well, its better written, I'll give Kimmie that.
9/6/2010 12:19:16 AM
#1203205
Doctor Fishcake
I can go one better! Send ME pictures of you destroying your NIV, and I'll send you a copy of The God Delusion. And what the heck, I'm feeling generous! I'll extend this offer to the KJV too!
9/6/2010 12:41:04 AM
#1203230
meh
I thought these people were against "teh ghayz" maybe someone should tell them king james alleged lovers and watch them go nutz.
actually I think I would do that simply for the amusement
btw I think gay/bi people are awsome
9/6/2010 2:27:37 AM
#1203247
Justanotheratheist
You do know that the bible wasn't actually written in English, don't you?
And thanks for the kind offer of a King James bible, but I already have a doorstop.
9/6/2010 3:03:26 AM
#1203248
aaa
Why are you so fixated on that version?
9/6/2010 3:05:49 AM
#1203256
David B.
But Kimmie, I looked into my NIV and it says it is the flawless word of God. And I know that's right because it says so in the bible.
9/6/2010 3:15:31 AM
#1203266
The Jamo
Alright! A freebie! Too bad it's just a useless bible that I'd never read.
9/6/2010 3:29:45 AM
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