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Derpa derpa derp. Hur hur hur! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
8/31/2010 3:41:16 AM
The evidence for cars to exist is much more numerous and tangible, than the evidence for gods to exist.
8/31/2010 3:45:04 AM
I can see cars. I can't see God.
Your analogy fails, in typical fundie fashion.
8/31/2010 3:47:13 AM
I've got a pretty good idea what's to come. Technology will continue to both improve and lengthen our lives. Religions will continue to divide us. When I, myself, die, I will be cremated. My hope is that I will have made somewhat of an impact before I die.
8/31/2010 4:15:55 AM
Not believing in cars while standing on a busy highway kinda tends to be lethal.
However, I can yell out 'I don't believe any god exists' and actively not believe in any god whatsoever and it has fuck all effect on my life.
It takes a bit of time, and if I yell out too loud my throuat starts to hurt, but that's basically it.
Your comparison fails.
8/31/2010 4:23:11 AM
GOD IS A CAR?!?!?!
8/31/2010 4:23:50 AM
Your analogy sucks in ways sucking has never sucked before.
8/31/2010 4:26:27 AM
Continuing the analogy, it would be useful if the 'cars' had 'headlights'.
8/31/2010 4:26:35 AM
Yeah, you're right! It's ALMOST the same. The only difference being that there is ample evidence for the existence of cars, and no evidence what-so-ever for the existence of god. Other than that, they're exactly the same!
8/31/2010 4:36:52 AM
So, fear is your main motivator for being Christian?
8/31/2010 4:51:23 AM
Fundies. Putting the anal in analogy for over 1900 years!
8/31/2010 5:07:38 AM
Lol, LOL, LOLOLOL MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH, HEHEHEHEHEHE, BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...He comes, HE COMES, LOLOLOLBWAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHAHA, Heeee...
Ok Joe, time for your meds now!
8/31/2010 5:19:20 AM
Great remark - you win ten Internets.
8/31/2010 5:19:36 AM
Not quite the same. I have a car. I can get pictures of cars. I can go to a factory that makes cars. I can find people who make cars. God is nowhere to be found, lol.
Also god shouldn't be standing in a highway. Iron chariots y'know.
8/31/2010 5:39:42 AM
If I were a motorist on that busy highway, I'd sound my horn. It's a pity that it hasn't occurred to God to do the same. Instead, He has to make do with a jumble of mutually contradictory traffic signs posted nowhere near the highway. It's almost as though ... gosh, I know this sounds silly ... cars existed but God didn't.
8/31/2010 5:56:55 AM
No, it is almost the same as standing on a deserted highway and saying "I don't believe in unicorns". There's still a small chance you could get hit by something, but it won't be a unicorn.
8/31/2010 6:04:53 AM
There's a car. Now show me a god (a real picture, not a painting). Go on.
8/31/2010 6:20:00 AM
I can see a car... Show me this God guy.
8/31/2010 7:02:46 AM
If heaven is a highway, this must be the roadsign for it:
8/31/2010 7:22:30 AM
"An atheist can say that he doesnt believe in God but has no idea what is to come."
And you can? Prove an 'afterlife' exists. Do you have a "Sliders"-style dimensional portal generator? Well, it's the only way will we Atheists acknowledge that a 'Heaven' and even a 'Hell' exists, if we can visit these places now. Otherwise, they don't exist.
"Almost the same as someone standing on a busy highway and saying "I don't believe in cars" but they also don't know what is coming either, lol"
At least I can see cars. Better be prepared to show us 'Heaven' and 'Hell' now, otherwise what you say is just a non-sequitur, and have your whole argument destroyed.
Claiming an 'afterlife' exists without proof of such, to the satisfaction of we Atheists? LOL.
"GOD IS A CAR?!?!?!"
Dunno about the likes of Herbie or K.I.T.T., but Christine is Satan. Oh, and Jesus Built My Hotrod.
8/31/2010 7:44:27 AM
We have evidence of cars. You can see a car. You can get hit by a car.
There's a BIG fucking difference.
8/31/2010 7:45:38 AM
Okay, I'll stand in a parking lot with you. I'll throw a tennis ball at a car, you can throw one at God. Who ever connects first, wins.
8/31/2010 7:50:01 AM
I is clever! I construct first grade level analogy!
8/31/2010 7:55:07 AM
Well at least god and cars have one common element: Both are man made!
8/31/2010 8:10:27 AM
I'm not taking in this message until it has satisfied basic punctuation standards, like a fucking full stop at the end. Missing a full stop at the end of a sentence, particularly if the last word is something like "lol", makes you look like a moro- Oh wait.
8/31/2010 8:24:03 AM
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