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#1196828
The Lazy One
OOOOOKAY. Someone's been reading a bit too much whack slash fiction.
8/24/2010 3:09:58 PM
#1196829
If this guy thinks Rihanna is a Satanist, what would happen if he ever heard black metal?
8/24/2010 3:11:05 PM
#1196832
gaijinlaw
Meh. I've not seen what he's talking about. Is it a music video? He's probably not wrong about the symbolism, even if he is getting way too worked up about it.
8/24/2010 3:15:27 PM
#1196836
Horsefeathers
I think your analysis says more about you than it does about her.
8/24/2010 3:18:44 PM
#1196842
Cy
@The Lazy One: Now, now, I think that's unfair. I've read (and written) tons of whack slash fanfiction and I've never come up with anything like this.
... okay, I may have speculated on the phallic nature of certain objects just a little bit, but in the context you could hardly blame me.
8/24/2010 3:25:13 PM
#1196844
the old firm
Perhaps "the kids" are oblivious to the "layers of symbolism" because they are not bat-sh** insane?
8/24/2010 3:33:07 PM
#1196845
Glad to see he's expanded his insanity. I remember back when it was exclusively about Lady Gaga.
8/24/2010 3:35:03 PM
#1196850
Lucilius
"What? I'm not sexually repressed!"
8/24/2010 3:47:57 PM
#1196852
Speaking of "symbolism":
SYMBOLISMOMGWTFBBQ!!!
8/24/2010 3:52:46 PM
#1196855
Elia
I can only assume "My Neck, My Back" from Khia would give this guy a fatal coronary.
8/24/2010 3:56:28 PM
#1196860
Nowonmai
This is what happens when you fundies see bogeymen under every blankie. It's all about sex with you idiots.
8/24/2010 4:01:51 PM
#1196862
Papabear
If she "asks her rapists to come into her again" they are not rapists.
8/24/2010 4:02:25 PM
#1196867
Doctor Fishcake
What? Sorry, you're going to have to repeat that - I couldn't hear what you said over the sound of you fapping away. Can you finish beating yourself off then get back to me? Kthxbai.
8/24/2010 4:05:37 PM
#1196870
Boy Wonder
Ahahaha Vigilant Citizen is the best.
He writes volumes about how Lady Gaga is this nefarious puppet of the Illuminati. What's great though is there are parts where he's breaking down all the satanic/Illuminati symbols in her videos and basically say that he has no idea what she's wearing/what's going on. It's great! Not even a paranoid tin-hatter can tell what that chick is up to.
8/24/2010 4:12:05 PM
#1196880
Old Viking
It's good of you to remain vigilant.
8/24/2010 4:25:12 PM
#1196894
freako104
If she consents it is not rape. Also she is not Satanic. She is hot yes but that isn't Satanic. Wearing black is not evil. You see the symbolism that isn't really there.
8/24/2010 4:33:23 PM
#1196895
Berny
We certainly can't accuse you stupid fuckers of not having any imagination. Of course, you're all bat-shit insane.
It's funny how "mainstream people" are always blind to stuff only you delusional assholes can see.
8/24/2010 4:34:07 PM
#1196899
TGRwulf
If a damn RIHANNA video freaked you out this much, you would fucking shit your pants if you watched a music video by some of the bands I listen to.
@#1196829
Not just black metal. What about bands like Exodus or Deicide?
8/24/2010 4:35:40 PM
#1196907
freako104
@TGRwulf:
Has Deicide been working on any new albums? I haven't seen them do much since Scars of the Crucifix so I doubt Vigilant would hear their stuff.
8/24/2010 4:42:15 PM
#1196908
feralboy12
I remember when Nancy Sinatra's boots were bringing down western civilization.
8/24/2010 4:42:25 PM
#1196915
TGRwulf
@freako104
They've released two full albums since Scars Of The Crucifix, one in 06 and one in 08. This is a video from The Stench Of Redemption.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkMrl4AG8w
8/24/2010 4:51:11 PM
#1196928
HumMis1349
@TGRwulf
They'll never top their early work, in my opinion.
8/24/2010 4:57:51 PM
#1196954
Canadia
Shitty music is of the devil!
Well, the guy might have a point, there...
But a better first target would be Christian....ugh...dare I say it?....'Rock'.
8/24/2010 5:18:39 PM
#1196968
Percy Q. Shunn
The Beatles are of the devil!
The Rolling Stones are of the devil!
Led Zeppelin is of the devil!
Elton John is of the devil!
Black Sabbath is of the devil!
Queen is of the devil!
Duran Duran is of the devil!
Madonna is of the devil!
New Kids On The Block are of the devil!
Debbie Gibson is of the devil!
Nirvana is of the devil!
Britney Spears is of the devil!
Metallica is of the devil!
Miley Cyrus is of the devil!
Barry Manilow is of the devil!
Every fucking musician in the goddamn world is of the fucking devil!
8/24/2010 5:41:15 PM
#1196988
shykid
Something tells me you typed this with only one hand...
@Elia: LOL
8/24/2010 6:30:12 PM
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