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The Lazy One
OOOOOKAY. Someone's been reading a bit too much whack slash fiction.
8/24/2010 3:09:58 PM
If this guy thinks Rihanna is a Satanist, what would happen if he ever heard black metal?
8/24/2010 3:11:05 PM
Meh. I've not seen what he's talking about. Is it a music video? He's probably not wrong about the symbolism, even if he is getting way too worked up about it.
8/24/2010 3:15:27 PM
I think your analysis says more about you than it does about her.
8/24/2010 3:18:44 PM
@The Lazy One: Now, now, I think that's unfair. I've read (and written) tons of whack slash fanfiction and I've never come up with anything like this.
... okay, I may have speculated on the phallic nature of certain objects just a little bit, but in the context you could hardly blame me.
8/24/2010 3:25:13 PM
the old firm
Perhaps "the kids" are oblivious to the "layers of symbolism" because they are not bat-sh** insane?
8/24/2010 3:33:07 PM
Glad to see he's expanded his insanity. I remember back when it was exclusively about Lady Gaga.
8/24/2010 3:35:03 PM
"What? I'm not sexually repressed!"
8/24/2010 3:47:57 PM
Speaking of "symbolism":
8/24/2010 3:52:46 PM
I can only assume "My Neck, My Back" from Khia would give this guy a fatal coronary.
8/24/2010 3:56:28 PM
This is what happens when you fundies see bogeymen under every blankie. It's all about sex with you idiots.
8/24/2010 4:01:51 PM
If she "asks her rapists to come into her again" they are not rapists.
8/24/2010 4:02:25 PM
What? Sorry, you're going to have to repeat that - I couldn't hear what you said over the sound of you fapping away. Can you finish beating yourself off then get back to me? Kthxbai.
8/24/2010 4:05:37 PM
Ahahaha Vigilant Citizen is the best.
He writes volumes about how Lady Gaga is this nefarious puppet of the Illuminati. What's great though is there are parts where he's breaking down all the satanic/Illuminati symbols in her videos and basically say that he has no idea what she's wearing/what's going on. It's great! Not even a paranoid tin-hatter can tell what that chick is up to.
8/24/2010 4:12:05 PM
It's good of you to remain vigilant.
8/24/2010 4:25:12 PM
If she consents it is not rape. Also she is not Satanic. She is hot yes but that isn't Satanic. Wearing black is not evil. You see the symbolism that isn't really there.
8/24/2010 4:33:23 PM
We certainly can't accuse you stupid fuckers of not having any imagination. Of course, you're all bat-shit insane.
It's funny how "mainstream people" are always blind to stuff only you delusional assholes can see.
8/24/2010 4:34:07 PM
If a damn RIHANNA video freaked you out this much, you would fucking shit your pants if you watched a music video by some of the bands I listen to.
Not just black metal. What about bands like Exodus or Deicide?
8/24/2010 4:35:40 PM
Has Deicide been working on any new albums? I haven't seen them do much since Scars of the Crucifix so I doubt Vigilant would hear their stuff.
8/24/2010 4:42:15 PM
I remember when Nancy Sinatra's boots were bringing down western civilization.
8/24/2010 4:42:25 PM
They've released two full albums since Scars Of The Crucifix, one in 06 and one in 08. This is a video from The Stench Of Redemption.
8/24/2010 4:51:11 PM
They'll never top their early work, in my opinion.
8/24/2010 4:57:51 PM
Shitty music is of the devil!
Well, the guy might have a point, there...
But a better first target would be Christian....ugh...dare I say it?....'Rock'.
8/24/2010 5:18:39 PM
Percy Q. Shunn
The Beatles are of the devil!
The Rolling Stones are of the devil!
Led Zeppelin is of the devil!
Elton John is of the devil!
Black Sabbath is of the devil!
Queen is of the devil!
Duran Duran is of the devil!
Madonna is of the devil!
New Kids On The Block are of the devil!
Debbie Gibson is of the devil!
Nirvana is of the devil!
Britney Spears is of the devil!
Metallica is of the devil!
Miley Cyrus is of the devil!
Barry Manilow is of the devil!
Every fucking musician in the goddamn world is of the fucking devil!
8/24/2010 5:41:15 PM
Something tells me you typed this with only one hand...
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