Dang... it took them this long to get me my word salad and I don't even get croutons?
6/5/2009 6:17:43 PM
Fox is to news as Rush is to fitness.
6/5/2009 6:25:44 PM
... I... Ignoring the idiocy in Christianotaku's comment, I think he strung two sentences together...
But I can't place exactly where one ends and one begins...
It's somewhere in here. "leaning other outlets are twilly spree you"
Is the period button so far away that you can't possibly reach to push it?
11/28/2009 11:24:50 AM
This is the second wrongest statement ever uttered. The first one is "Come on boys, we got them now!" uttered by General Custer.
11/28/2009 12:11:46 PM
I very nearly spat orange juice all over my keyboard.
Gotta love how Christianotaku starts out saying that Fox "supports both liberal and conservative viewpoints equally" and then immeadiately says that it's showing everyone how evil and liberal all other major news sources are. That takes some major cognitive dissonance. If I had that degree of cognitive dissonance I'd be able to justify anything I wanted. I don't think I'd ever have a bad day.
11/28/2009 3:09:58 PM
I doubt it means what you think it does.
11/28/2009 7:00:34 PM
Christianotaku? Christian otaku??
My god, no! D: You fundies need to stay the hell away from my anime! Back, back I say! *brandishes a chair and whip*
Oh, wait a minute. By "otaku," you probably mean "DBZ Fan," don't you. Well, that show sucked anyway. You can have it.
11/28/2009 7:19:51 PM
While Fox news is "fair and balanced" (which is a suspiciously specific denial of lean) and supports both sides, it obviously does not support punctuation.
11/28/2009 8:00:08 PM
Ahahahahaha. Oh. He was serious. What.
1/8/2011 9:57:27 PM
Faux Gnus is "fair and balanced" in the same way that the phrase "green ideas sleep furiously" makes sense.
1/8/2011 11:37:25 PM
This is what happens when you watch too much Faux News. Your grammar skills go in the shitter.
1/9/2011 6:12:05 AM
Is that English? It looks like English, but I can't find any meaning in the words.
Dearie, if it's fair and balanced, it would also show how Conservative leaning mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe*.
That's what fair and balanced mean; you show both sides from both a positive and a negative angle.
* I sought a little help from Mr Carroll, to make it seriously nonsensical.
1/9/2011 7:47:42 AM
fox news has a bunch of babbling dullards running the show.
opinion doesnt equal truth.
1/9/2011 8:17:53 AM
And you know this, because Fox News told you so.
The gullibility is strong with this one.
1/9/2011 8:29:30 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Fox News only gives a passing glance to liberal ideas, and makes sure to stack the deck in favor of conservatism even when they are presenting "both sides". Also: fetuses =/= children. Iraqi children, however, are children. Wouldn't make you look twice at your holy wars though, because you don't actually care about human life. Or even death. You just care about human birth.
3/7/2011 7:44:19 PM
7/27/2011 11:41:08 PM
Outside the US, Fox News is a joke. It became an even larger joke when News of the World had to close.
Most sane people want a bit of actual news in their news programs and papers, and we don't want it obtained by eavesdropping on grieving mothers.
What's "twilly spree"?
7/27/2011 11:58:33 PM
"fox news is fair and balance it supports both liberal and conservative viewpoints equally and it shows how liberal leaning other outlets are"
<i>Stupid, but par-for-the-course conservative fundie.</i>
<i>What the hell does that mean?</i>
"you are supporting the death of thousand of children repent or suffer the dire consequences"
<i><b>Huh?! What the f**k?!</i></b>
4/7/2013 4:32:38 PM
Can't say something that makes sense? Just make threats! God loves that shit.
4/7/2013 5:47:50 PM
The bible is true because it says so.
Fox News is fair&balanced becase It's their slogan.
I see a slight pattern forming here, I think.
HTML tags don't work here, you have to use BBS code, just replace the < > in your tags with [ ]. e.g., for bold, use [*b][*/b], minus the "*".
4/7/2013 6:37:47 PM
Failure of Turing test
4/7/2013 7:04:30 PM
The period mark is your friend.
That sounds like a petulant child. "Fox News IS fair and balanced! It IS, it IS, it IS!!!"
4/7/2013 11:38:49 PM