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#1188348
HeadacheOh for fucks sake...
8/4/2010 10:17:05 AM
#1188360
JohnTheAtheist
Actually this is pretty accurate except for the fact that we have details. A lot of details. Mountains of details. But other than that...
8/4/2010 10:50:25 AM
#1188370
knotilus
except we have lots of details...
8/4/2010 11:18:54 AM
#1188381
Tiado
Yeah, there is absolutely no basis for the theory of evolution... other than the mountains of evidence derived from mountains of fossil records, and the fact that all life seems to have certain groups that seems to share common traits, which indicates a common origin.
8/4/2010 11:51:08 AM
#1188411
Vasudeva the Ferryman
Wait... this isn't even remotely funny!
8/4/2010 1:23:03 PM
#1188412
Swede
This has so many fails, I don't know where to begin...
Maybe with the easiest one: Why is there a space before the comma after his name?
8/4/2010 1:26:26 PM
#1188434
I read about the afterlife
Except we have fossil records.
8/4/2010 2:51:53 PM
#1188444
protowhalepig
we have many details you stupid stupid cunt.
8/4/2010 3:12:58 PM
#1188450
EonBlueTriad
"HMMM..."
More like "Huh?"
8/4/2010 3:58:57 PM
#1188455
8/4/2010 4:36:05 PM
#1188460
8/4/2010 5:15:57 PM
#1188659
refuter of fundy vermin
The timeline in the cartoon is FALSE, fuckwad!
Get your head out of tripe like 'Of Pandas & People' and into a REAL science text.
8/5/2010 8:25:26 AM
#1188706
Brianisha
I wonder if we are the de evolved form of some higher being, the way some people act.
8/5/2010 10:19:46 AM
#1188710
Nightwalker
*facepalm*
You're missing several thousand steps in there, Jason.
8/5/2010 10:22:28 AM
#1188737
NoriMori
"John
CREATIONIST TIME LINE:
GOD -> (POOF) -> HUMANS
Now class, we don't have any details yet, except for a thousand-hand copy of book alleged to be by a bunch of bronze age Arab goat herders, but we know we were created."
John wins the internet.
The "GOD -> (POOF) -> HUMANS" actually made me struggle not to laugh out loud in the public library, where I'm sitting at the moment. I had to chuckle under my breath. Several times. XD!!!
8/5/2010 11:57:26 AM
#1188738
NoriMori
Why is there a question mark over the fossil record? The fossil record is freaking huge...
I get why there's a question mark over the origin of life, but what does that have to do with evolution?
And even if we didn't have a fossil record, we could still infer that we evolved simply by watching species evolve. Yes, you can, in fact, watch evolution happen, in your own lifetime. Amazing, isn't it?
Without the fossil record, you could, I suppose, argue that we didn't evolve. But you could not argue that we don't currently evolve. And if we're evolving now, then who's to say we didn't evolve in the past...? Why now, and not then? So the burden of proof would still fall on you.
But unfortunately for you, we DO have the fossil record, and it's pretty damn huge and illuminating, too. So you've got an even more gigantic burden of proof on your hands. And yet you have the audacity to challenge our evidence? You have none of your own. God, the hypocrisy is painful...
8/5/2010 12:01:34 PM
#1188779
Kevin Klawitter
Actually, 3, Cracked articles are the lowest level of discourse, because most political comics at least try to have a level of wittiness and self-reference to them. They also try to get their facts straight, which is NEVER the case with Cracked.
Obviously, though, I'm excluding Jason Browning from my previous statement about political cartoons.
8/5/2010 3:12:37 PM
#1188825
Rodent
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_transitional_fossils
Seriously?
What constitutes a 'transitional fossil'?
Considering that a minute percentage of all dead animals become fossils, and transitional animals would be an even tinier percentage of the species population...
Also I kind of get the impression that whenever we find something that's halfway between animal A and animal B the Biologists champ at the bit to claim it as a new species.
8/5/2010 8:10:50 PM
#1193831
Potentate Argyros
Oh FFS, not again...
8/17/2010 9:12:28 PM
#1541086
A. Square
Come now, we have the fossil record! We have the origin of life (almost)! What more do you want?...
5/17/2013 5:08:17 PM
#1541170
Justanotheratheist
We have the fossils, moron. All you have, on the other hand, is nothing - nothing - GOD - everything. Which neatly explains absolutely nothing, not least of which - where the fuck did God come from?
5/18/2013 1:39:31 AM
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