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I don't know why this guy confidently put atoms first. The understanding that atoms preceded life and the fossil record is, of course, logical, but the evidence that this is how it happened is no stronger than the basic evidence of the fossil record itself. Frankly, this guy ought to also leave atoms as a question mark, and leave man standing there alone, since that is what he believes. Nothing, then nothing, then nothing, then BAM!!!! Humans!
8/3/2010 3:45:27 PM
My my are we witty today...
8/3/2010 3:46:06 PM
Does this apply here?
8/3/2010 3:50:26 PM
abiogenesis =/= evolution
8/3/2010 3:58:32 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Is it wrong to give the comic credit for not including the Big Bang as part of evolutionary theory (even though they still seem to slap in abiogenesis)?
But yeah...there are specifics for the fossil records, along with comparative anatomy of present animals along with genetic analysis, that might help get a little more detailed account of potential evolutionary timeline than "fossil record -> humans".
8/3/2010 4:04:25 PM
Yup. Jason you're just too clever for me! Were you the one involved in the home-school teacher sex scandal?
8/3/2010 4:12:23 PM
The fossil record is actually quite well filled-out, and we've nearly finished uncovering the question of the origin of life. Your claims to the contrary are simply false.
8/3/2010 4:18:56 PM
Talk about willful ignorance!
8/3/2010 4:23:00 PM
I don't know what's worse: their ignorance of science or their attempts at humour?
8/3/2010 4:32:02 PM
Now class, we don't have any details yet, but we know we were created in His image.
8/3/2010 4:36:08 PM
Show me a Biology textbook that says as much. Show me one. Just one. I dare you.
8/3/2010 4:40:06 PM
Creation "science" at its finest...
8/3/2010 4:42:58 PM
CREATIONIST TIME LINE:
GOD -> (POOF) -> HUMANS
Now class, we don't have any details yet, except for a thousand-hand copy of book alleged to be by a bunch of bronze age Arab goat herders, but we know we were created.
8/3/2010 4:53:32 PM
You have no game. Even Jack Chick has better arguments (and better artwork).
8/3/2010 4:56:29 PM
Not only is that not funny, it doesn't even qualify as a joke. Remember when the guy who does the Mallard Fillmore comics got pissed off at The Daily Show because America: The Book had a fake Mallard Fillmore strip that was just Mallard ranting about taxes and then saying, "Oops, I forgot to tell a joke"? And he was afraid people would mistake it for a real strip?
8/3/2010 4:57:42 PM
Hmm? What's wrong with the fossil record we already know? This is still more evidence than you guys have.
8/3/2010 5:30:29 PM
"then a miracle occurs" "I think you should be more explicit here in step two." comic anyone?
8/3/2010 5:37:42 PM
Oh, for fucks sake. Why do you morons think that not pretending to know everything is a good argument against evolution?
8/3/2010 5:59:48 PM
You've never set foot in a real classroom i see, never ever.
Kinda sad really.
8/3/2010 6:06:52 PM
Gyeong Hwa Pak
Question 1: What does abiogenesis have to do with biological evolution?
Question 2: What is biological evolution?
Question 3: How is your form of creationism more valid than other forms?
Questiom 4: Why do you keep saying we have no fossil record? We find fossils almost all the time.
8/3/2010 6:08:11 PM
Amusingly, his next 15 pages are devoted to listing details of human evolution and then applying creationist spin to say there are no details.
8/3/2010 6:10:47 PM
8/3/2010 6:25:46 PM
Evolution doesn't work that way for the last damn time!
8/3/2010 6:45:33 PM
Now class, if you could just open your biology textbooks-and don't ask why 90% of the pages have been ripped out!
8/3/2010 6:45:36 PM
That's about the understand of evolution I expect from a fundtard. Fortunately, there is way more information about it, the problem is finding competent teachers to teach it, and keeping the fundtard parents from trying to close them down.
Wow. This moron is quoting Gish, of all people, as evidence. Gish was debunked thoroughly a generation ago.
8/3/2010 7:03:19 PM
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