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I don't think it is a coincidence that the most destructive hurricane to ever hit the U.S. first formed on the SAME DAY the U.S. forced the final Israeli out of the Gaza strip. God said He would bless them that bless Israel and curse him that curseth Israel and God keeps His promises.

Jao Thaun, Sotor Guild Forums 48 Comments [7/20/2010 8:04:39 PM]
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#1183644

Berny

You stupid assholes are always quick to attribute divine retribution when it suits you but not so quick when the message is mixed.
Lightning destroyed "Touchdown Jesus" at a church but left an Adult Video store across the street from the church untouched.
What message do you draw from that? God likes porn and hates kitsch?

7/21/2010 6:55:39 AM

#1183666

Doubting Thomas

And I suppose that it's a coincidence that we've had hurricanes & earthquakes ever since the continent was settled, and probably even long before? And why doesn't God punish the Palestinians with hurricanes? They're the ones fighting the Israelis.

And I had no idea that Israelis were forced out of Gaza.

7/21/2010 7:30:12 AM

#1183672

Huckster Sam

Are we talking costliest in property damage, or deaths? Because there have been a few more destructive hurricanes than Katrina on the Atlantic.

By your logic, what exactly offended your celestial weather man in October of 1780?

7/21/2010 7:42:12 AM

#1183713

Anon-e-moose

"I don't think it is a coincidence that the most destructive hurricane to ever hit the U.S. first formed on the SAME DAY the U.S. forced the final Israeli out of the Gaza strip. God said He would bless them that bless Israel and curse him that curseth Israel and God keeps His promises."

Indeed. And where did that hurricane hit? Yes, that's right. The Bible Belt states of the US.

In the same way that Katrina was 'God's wrath' upon a country that lets homosexuality rampant, yet the 'Sodom & Gomorrah'-esque French Quarter of New Orleans came out of it unscathed.

Either (check one):

[ ] God is a fucking awful shot when it comes to his 'wrath'. Thus he can't be 'God', ergo he doesn't exist. QED.

[ ] God doesn't exist. And shit happens anyway.

Choose wisely.

Here in the UK, homosexuality has been legal since 1967. We have laws that makes homophobic discrimination illegal. Civil Partnerships have been going on for years. We've even had socialised healthcare since the late 1940s. Some British people criticise Israel's actions against Palestine. We're still here. Why is this? (check one):

[ ] The whole UK must be protected by a cloaking field given to us either by the Romulans or Yautja ('Predators'), based on iron particles to create the light-refracting process that renders everything within said field invisible (remember: Judges 1:19), thus 'God' can't see us.

[ ] Your 'God' doesn't exist. And shit still happens. Or not, in the case of the UK (it's great living in a temperate part of the world, so that fundies here don't have anything they can use to blame things they don't like on. [/smug & superior).

Choose wisely.

7/21/2010 9:19:57 AM

#1183768

Allegory for Jesus

I'm pretty sure the better explanation is that Jesus Christ doesn't care about black people.

7/21/2010 10:35:28 AM

#1183793

Coincidence does not equal causality. Please learn the difference.

7/21/2010 11:12:32 AM

#1183795

Shadoboy

I don't think it is a coincidence that the most destructive hurricane to ever hit the U.S. first formed on the SAME DAY the Alliance organized an Orgrimar raiding party. God said He would bless them that bless The Horde and curse him that curseth The Horde and God keeps His promises.

FOR THE HORDE!

7/21/2010 11:14:38 AM

#1183822

Old Viking

Bullthit.

(Concept plagiarized from Philbert McAdamia.)

7/21/2010 11:55:45 AM

#1183857

vampirehummingbird

Please graph every known hurricane or typhoon that occurred in the last century or two, and then correlate that with every event that pissed your god off.

That should match up quite well, shouldn't it?

7/21/2010 1:22:08 PM

#1183893

Then why didn't the hurricane hit Washington DC where the people who made the decision were?

7/21/2010 3:40:49 PM

#1183949

Sasha

I do think it's a coincidence. Prove me wrong.

7/21/2010 7:27:42 PM

#1184173

Zits

Berny

You stupid assholes are always quick to attribute divine retribution when it suits you but not so quick when the message is mixed.
Lightning destroyed "Touchdown Jesus" at a church but left an Adult Video store across the street from the church untouched.
What message do you draw from that? God likes porn and hates kitsch?

There was a mosque down the street from touchdown Jesus too... Unmolested as well!

7/22/2010 5:16:34 PM

#1184233

SaxMachine

Yeah? Well I DO.

7/23/2010 2:51:27 AM

#1184258

Anon-e-moose

@#1183793

"Coincidence does not equal causality. Please learn the difference.

@Sasha

"I do think it's a coincidence. Prove me wrong."

Hurricanes etc hitting the Bible Belt areas of the US, where right-wing Fundamentalist Christians who hate gays, and those who support Israel reside, but not hitting areas of the US (and other countries) where homosexuality is not only tolerated but accepted, but even have laws that protect the rights of LGBT people, and where criticism of Israel goes on.

'There is no such thing as Coincidence in this world. There is only Hitsuzen.' ('Inevitability')

-Yuuko the Dimensional Witch, "xxxHOLiC"

7/23/2010 8:24:22 AM

#1184261

JohnTheAtheist

So to punish the US god killed hundreds of totally innocent men, women and children, most of whom you would have considered True Christians?

Do you have any fucking clue how stupid you are?

7/23/2010 8:38:14 AM

#1184263

Quantum Mechanic

It's a coincidence.

"I don't think"
Yup, you don't.

7/23/2010 8:43:09 AM

#1184464

Giveitaday

I don't think it is a coincidence that the most destructive hurricane to ever hit the U.S. first formed

Of course, It can't be just a coincidence that an atlantic hurricane would form smack in the middle of hurricane season.

on the SAME DAY the U.S. forced the final Israeli out of the Gaza strip

Very few US presidents have ever so much as suggested tht Israel leave Gaza or any of the other Occupied Territories, much less formally asked, and certainly never "forced" them to do so. The withdraw from Gaza was an action undertaken by the israeli PM Ariel Sharon and was a unilateral action of Israel. Fot the US to have forced them out of Gaza would not only have destroyed the "special relationship" of the US and Israel, and almost certainly have required the presence of US troops.

God said He would bless them that bless Israel and curse him that curseth Israel and God keeps His promises.

That's all well and good, but your premise that the US has wronged or abandoned Israel is based on a pile of bullshit. It is simply an outright lie.

7/24/2010 3:57:26 AM

#1186438

The same God who had no problem with making them roam around Europe for almost two centuries. So consistent.

7/29/2010 4:24:43 AM

#1187798

blayzekohime

You neglect the fact that it was on its way for some time. Do you think it would have suddenly ceased to exist otherwise?

8/2/2010 3:18:54 PM

#1380643

Pagan4evs

Ask and ye will receive. That is all.

3/7/2012 6:01:51 PM

#1457675

Quantum Mechanic

Wow

And I thought the last crap I read here was stupid.

10/12/2012 8:03:23 AM

#1457684

...when the US fully supported Israel?

"God said He would bless them that bless Israel and curse him that curseth Israel and God keeps His promises"

Not much 'support' from we Brits, even though we gave them the fucking country in the first place, in 1947, eh? Take it away, Al:

'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain.'

'Obvious, it's obvious there's a fucking God; not only that, God is British, right? That's why - of course he is! - that's why we don't have earthquakes in this country. You don't shit on your own doorstep, do ya?!'

-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)

Nope. Not seeing much in the way of 'Curses' in my neck of the woods. Which therefore means one can only come to one of two conclusions (check one):

[ ] The reason why he only 'curses' the US - and not the UK - is because Al Murray (Pub Landlord) is right; that God is British, and despite us not 'blessing' Israel in the same way you in the US do, he now hates you right-wing Jerarselem-rimming fundies, just because he does, thus Tornado Alley affecting the 'God-fearing' Midwest & Bible Belt states in the US on a regular basis, and we Atheist Brits are untouched. Coincidence? You decide...! >:D

[ ] Geo-meteorological shit happens, and your 'God' doesn't exist.

Choose wisely.

10/12/2012 8:43:14 AM

#1457903

Justanotheratheist

So why hasn't god wiped Iran off the map yet?

10/13/2012 1:49:31 AM

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