"I don't think it is a coincidence that the most destructive hurricane to ever hit the U.S. first formed on the SAME DAY the U.S. forced the final Israeli out of the Gaza strip. God said He would bless them that bless Israel and curse him that curseth Israel and God keeps His promises."
And on a regular, yearly basis, before then:
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...when the US fully supported Israel?
"God said He would bless them that bless Israel and curse him that curseth Israel and God keeps His promises"
Not much 'support' from we Brits, even though we gave them the fucking country in the first place, in 1947, eh? Take it away, Al:
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'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain.'
'Obvious, it's obvious there's a fucking God; not only that, God is British, right? That's why - of course he is! - that's why we don't have earthquakes in this country. You don't shit on your own doorstep, do ya?!'
-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)
Nope. Not seeing much in the way of 'Curses' in my neck of the woods. Which therefore means one can only come to one of two conclusions (check one):
[ ] The reason why he only 'curses' the US - and not the UK - is because Al Murray (Pub Landlord) is right; that God is British, and despite us not 'blessing' Israel in the same way you in the US do, he now hates you right-wing Jerarselem-rimming fundies, just because he does, thus Tornado Alley affecting the 'God-fearing' Midwest & Bible Belt states in the US on a regular basis, and we Atheist Brits are untouched. Coincidence? You decide...! >:D
[ ] Geo-meteorological shit happens, and your 'God' doesn't exist.
Choose wisely.
