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And with those words the phrase "Texas diploma" rose to stand foursquare with "Kentucky colonel". Henceforth to be ever after known as an honorary award conferring no rights or duties upon its holder.
7/19/2010 5:23:27 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
All the acting ability of a cigar-store wooden indian.
His ignorant statement does beg the question, however; can Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a bullet out of the way?
7/19/2010 5:44:40 AM
Oh yeah, one more thing Chuckers, what in thee fuck does Intelligent Design have to do with Biology?
...I'll be waiting for an explanation....
Also, Chuck's tears cure cancer? Good thing Bruce Lee kicked your ass and made you cry.
7/19/2010 6:31:06 AM
I had occasion to meet some 14-year old Public School students in Dallas in 1972. Their description of school life went something like this:
"Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'." (Jasper, The Simpsons, The PTA Disbands)
I'm not sure I'd use the word "proud" to describe the Texas school system, but then I'm not crazy.
7/19/2010 6:40:44 AM
"I'm proud that Texas (along with only Alaska) opted out of the federal curriculum-standard mandates, as the 10th Amendment to the Constitution prescribes for us. Texas refused to participate in order to keep control of what is taught at our public schools. We certainly don't need the federal government's help raising or educating our kids."
Well, I'm sure all of Texas' branches of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell et al need all the staff they can get.
Meanwhile, the University of Georgia are creating 1 THz processors, for use in the telecommunications industry, the DoD etc.
Thank fuck that not all Texans think like the now inferior milquetoast Jesusfag Chuck Norris. Two Words:
@Percy Q. Shunn
"can Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a bullet out of the way?"
Richard Dawkins can roundhouse kick Chuck Norris back to his pre-amoebic state ('Primordial Soup') with just a few words of Atheistic logic.
7/19/2010 7:41:22 AM
Chuck, that's what sunday school if for. Since I had to go 3 times a week(2x on sunday and 1x on wednesday) I should know.
7/19/2010 9:23:37 AM
I think the best thing the Lone Star (John Wayne?) State and Alaska could do would be to defect to Afghanistan.
7/19/2010 10:07:08 AM
"Hi, I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such fils as..."
Chuck Norriss brings Simpsons' character to life every time he hawks worthless junk on cable TV.
Texas and Alaska gave us W. and Sarah Palin. 'nuff said.
7/19/2010 10:19:16 AM
Declaration of Independence is not a fucking law document Chuck, you've taken one too many kicks to the head.
And public schools in Texas (or any state for that matter) aren't going to be legally teaching intelligent design any time soon dumbass.
7/19/2010 11:46:49 AM
Hurray for Texas having the dumbest fucking kids in the Union.
Someone has to work at Wal-Mart.
Oh, and we can use the others to plug up those leaking well heads in the Gulf.
7/19/2010 4:47:16 PM
Just wait till your kids are in college. Oh, those poor babies!
7/19/2010 6:13:09 PM
The only good thing I know about Chuck Norris are those hilarious lists of "facts" circulating the Internet. His movies weren't even all that good.
7/20/2010 5:10:05 AM
Sometimes I wish Texas would opt out of the country.
And the D of I only mentions a "creator," only Christians take that to mean "God." And it doesn't matter how much the D of I uses the word, since the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution states that this is not a Christian nation, despite what all the Christian nationalists claim.
7/20/2010 7:10:47 AM
Ok, witch creator though. If you give time to one religion Chuck, then we have to give time to every religion. How about we spend some time studying Allah, after all, there was a huge population of Muslims that came to the Spanish colony of New Mexico. So it is only fair right? Lets see how long you cling to "religious freedom" when your kids are also bringing home pamphlets about Allah.
7/20/2010 12:29:26 PM
7/20/2010 2:35:29 PM
Walker told me I have AIDS
oh look, another celebrity that thinks the world gives a shit about his idiot opinion. news flash, chuck: nobody ever casted you because of your brains
7/20/2010 3:35:55 PM
(facepalm) Just to inform everyone, not all texans are socially political dumbfucks, though unfortunately the ones in power are
7/26/2010 8:46:05 AM
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