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#146719
The Jamo
He left the church. That's a great thing! Now stop blaming the victim. Men have an uncanny ability to undress women with their eyes so bikini or not, it makes no difference.
1/26/2007 3:41:07 AM
#147076
Gnomist
Freudian Slip Award
1/26/2007 3:48:37 PM
#152813
TheUnholyMint
I totally get off to nuns.
Do you think that might be a problem?
2/3/2007 9:27:30 PM
#174759
Sybot
He only feels guilty because you drilled it into his head that something perfectly natural is actually evil. Jeez.
3/3/2007 5:08:10 PM
#174774
Ambrielle
WTF? You aren't allowed to wear a bathing suit to the beach anymore?
Projecting much?
Second Freudian Slip Award.
3/3/2007 5:22:03 PM
#174778
HypnoToad
I have a feeling somebody's looking forward to summer...
3/3/2007 5:26:07 PM
#174783
BurntBush
I just got wood reading this and thinking about the chick in the bikini. Does that mean you are a sinner because I am flogging it right now?
3/3/2007 5:31:01 PM
#175371
JaredM
3/4/2007 4:50:09 AM
#225380
SapphireWolf
I couldn't stop giggling when I saw that cat picture JaredM
5/5/2007 6:16:12 AM
#225443
vichycycl
Men in robes. Boys in gowns. Candles and soft music...excuse me, brb.
5/5/2007 12:32:10 PM
#225473
Tarito
How can he go to the same church with you after what he has done?
For all you know he might start coming to church more often because the hot bikini chick is there.
5/5/2007 2:25:29 PM
#421502
Princess Rot
I'd be flattered if I knew a young, nubile fundie guy masturbated to a thought of me in a bikini.
Or am I just a creep?
3/2/2008 6:00:42 PM
#421553
szena
What if he saw a godless heathen wearing a bikini? Is it okay to masturbate to that image?
3/2/2008 7:07:39 PM
#421558
Andrew B.
Is it just me, or does this man sound like he'd be a rape apologist as well?
3/2/2008 7:10:31 PM
#421561
Flatworm
It's inevitable that sooner or later, he's going to notice that Christianity's claims about morality, including this one, are false. Whether he 'loses his faith' or not depends on whether he's developed a tolerance for cognitive dissonance and the ability to compartmentalize.
3/2/2008 7:14:59 PM
#421630
Big Chicken Dinner
Or maybe he keeps going to that church, and all the prayer meetings, get togethers, etc. to keep getting a look at that cooter.
Maybe Jesus made that woman's pussy so spectacular so that he could bring perverts to Him! You ever thought of that?
3/2/2008 8:47:42 PM
#421640
Lithp
And the religion is the thing that MAKES him feel the "shame, remorse, guilt, & perversion" that drives him away from the church. Therefore, the church is an abomination unto itself.
3/2/2008 9:04:56 PM
#454343
L
Oh no! Not TEH BODY!
4/4/2008 4:30:32 AM
#454516
apYrs
amazing to build an entire edifice on such a puff!!
however, the fundies have been doing so since forever, so why am I surprised
4/4/2008 10:29:21 AM
#455321
Jack Hunter
Or, just maybe, one should take responsibilty for one's actions and have some fuckin' self-control if it's a "sin".
4/5/2008 3:03:35 AM
#455817
He can get over it. Lots of guys do.
4/5/2008 8:23:48 PM
#455895
apYrs
and how would you feel if you made really good pie, and some young christian got a really big peice and selfishly ate it all in one go. and then because of his gluttonous gratification he stumbles and loses his faith because he thought God had delivered him from his sin.........
4/5/2008 10:19:51 PM
#939406
Timon
Keep going. He leaves the church and his parents get mad, they take the lord's name in vain, now they have sinned too.
Thanks the one bikini 3 people are now sinners! I hope you're happy.
4/14/2009 6:03:56 AM
#1173837
So, you just listed the exact same reason that Islamic extremist used to keep women in full head-to-toe covering.
Genius.
6/30/2010 8:48:16 AM
#1173861
Elia
Burkinis anyone?
6/30/2010 9:22:34 AM
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