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#1173934
Lucilius
@JohnTheAtheist: Fortunately, no. He's just getting publicity because he's so entertainingly deranged.
6/30/2010 11:52:59 AM
#1173939
AuraTwilight
The irony is I bet this fucker is Pro-Life.
6/30/2010 12:04:45 PM
#1173942
pete
The good news is that, even in the Deep South, this freak has little chance of getting elected. The mule-fucking alone should be enough.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal_Horsley
6/30/2010 12:09:35 PM
#1173944
“Your own family are going to be your greatest enemy because unless you love me more than you love your father, your son, your wife, your daughter, you’re not fit to be my disciple,” Horsley said.
Doesn’t that kinda make that difficult to manage the whole “Honor thy mother and father” bit? You know, it’s one of the Big Ten that you guys keep wanting in our courthouses.
6/30/2010 12:22:17 PM
#1173945
mudflappus
Enjoy your first step into political obscurity Mr. Horsely.
6/30/2010 12:24:21 PM
#1173954
Old Viking
God needs to protect himself? Hey, I know some guys who sell protection. They're so good they can even sell to people who don't want protection.
6/30/2010 12:41:38 PM
#1173962
TheJebusFire
later in the article: In an earlier television interview with Alan Combs, the would be secessionist said he’d had sex with a mule when he was a child.
“When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule,” he said, adding, “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually.
So, raping mule and almost killing your own child is okay, but god forbid we allow gays to get married. ALL HELL MIGHT BREAK LOOSE!
6/30/2010 12:50:13 PM
#1173973
vampirehummingbird
And that is why God, in His infinite wisdom, created the mule to be sterile.
6/30/2010 1:05:56 PM
#1173990
Zeus Almighty
What the fucking fuck?
6/30/2010 1:40:36 PM
#1174005
Brenz
So he's anti-Lincoln, pro-secession, and pro-sex-with-mules.
Good to know.
6/30/2010 2:08:39 PM
#1174011
Didn't he also bash the pro-life groups for not getting behind Roeder and Randolph?
6/30/2010 2:19:36 PM
#1174016
Reyno
You can talk about how much you're willing to kill your own family in the name of God
Preach endlessly about quotes from the Bible which was obviously misread/misused
Talk huge amount of trash about how you're willing to fight anything and everyone, and fuck one mule
You will not be known as a distorted psychopathic politician whose Conservative, but a Mule-Fucker
Yeah, whatever this Neal Horsley dribbles out his mouth will always be moot in my eyes
6/30/2010 2:28:12 PM
#1174032
Reyno
Double Post...
6/30/2010 2:55:46 PM
#1174046
What'd I Do
Did anyone else think "Charlie Manson" when they read this?
Honestly. This guy is as crazy as Charlie Manson. Manson is in prison. This guy is running for governor.
Well done, America.
6/30/2010 3:14:30 PM
#1174051
BobsOldSocks
"...I’m not like no politician..."
Nut-jobbery aside, get yourself an education you ignorant, illiterate twat.
6/30/2010 3:33:57 PM
#1174058
Berny
Anyone trying to sacrifice me in the name of their god is likely to end up as a martyr.
Just saying.
6/30/2010 3:45:59 PM
#1174075
Starscream
It's rare I actually feel scared when reading comments on here, I usually feel either disgusted or amused. But wow, this guy is freakin' terrifying. I can't even begin to comprehend the thought processes at work here.
6/30/2010 4:18:26 PM
#1174092
Areze
What little of this that made sense to be is terrifying. I mean... Wow.
6/30/2010 5:33:46 PM
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6/30/2010 6:11:28 PM
#1174110
SleepNeed
Wow...Just after I think someone who has confessed to having sex with mules couldn't get any crazier...
6/30/2010 6:43:47 PM
#1174189
Is this the mule fucker again?
7/1/2010 1:32:12 AM
#1174215
Go ahead, shoot yourself.
See if your god cares.
7/1/2010 3:25:40 AM
#1174263
Wait, coming from the same guy who thinks that atheists are immoral or that abortion is wrong. And who doesn't stick to any point, for that matter.
7/1/2010 5:51:41 AM
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