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Obama is going to sign an Executive Order for OPEN GAYS in the Military!! That will then mean that the DRAFT, FEMALES INCLUDED, will HAVE to re-instated!!! Straight, good, Godly men will FLEE......but since there are NO JOBS available, maybe they won’t be able to!!

Ann Archy, Free Republic 86 Comments [6/27/2010 5:54:54 PM]
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#1172851
Papabear

Good. The military needs to dump "don't ask, don't tell" in favor of "don't know, don't care."

Only idiot homophobes will flee, good straight men who desire to serve in the military will still serve.

6/28/2010 8:11:53 AM

#1172861
Anon-e-moose

"Obama is going to sign an Executive Order for OPEN GAYS in the Military!!"

So? There's gays & lesbians in the British armed forces; my nephew, who's in the East Yorkshire regiment, tells me there's two gay soldiers there. It makes no difference to them. They're part of the squad. They'll defend their fellow squaddies as much as the rest'll defend them, in the thick of fighting the Taliban (as they are doing in Afghanistan right now).

So what's your problem, Ann?

6/28/2010 8:28:44 AM

#1172888


I never understood the logic of no gays in the military. It always seemed to me that members of a violent asshat religion would want to put them on the front lines.

6/28/2010 9:02:51 AM

#1172892
PAnz

nutbag


So, has Obama locked all the christians up yet that you guys rabidly claimed?

6/28/2010 9:07:40 AM

#1172895
GigaGuess

Obama is going to sign an Executive Order for OPEN GAYS in the Military!!
Heavens forefend! yet another place you won't be able to pretend that Homosexuals are an urban myth, fluttering about on shiny pink wings, waving a wand, making placces all fabulous!

That will then mean that the DRAFT, FEMALES INCLUDED, will HAVE to re-instated!!!
Newsflash. Not all men are as squeamish about TEH GHEY as you are, and only care about who's covering their ass, and not ogling it.

Straight, good, Godly men will FLEE...
If they will run squealing from an open homosexual, do you really want them defending your freedoms? One dirty look from a Bad Person (TM) and they'll crack like cheap porcelain.

...but since there are NO JOBS available, maybe they won’t be able to!!
OMG! So they'll have to suck it up and...*dramatic pause*...DEAL WITH SHARING AIRSPACE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S DIFFERENT FROM THEM?! Alert the press! Call the President! Get a support group together! Buy some donuts! This is unacceptable! People should not have their bigotry so violently exposed!

6/28/2010 9:10:50 AM

#1172902
GodotIsWaiting4U

Dammit Tycho your niece is trolling us again.

You conservatives have this weird trend where you confuse rights with obligations or mandates. You have a right to abort your child, but you don't have to if you don't want to. You have a right to serve in the military whether you're gay or not, but you don't have to if you don't want to. We're working on giving you the right to smoke weed, but you still won't have to if you don't want to.

6/28/2010 9:23:39 AM

#1172912
themann1086

Factual quibble: Obama has stated multiple times that he wants Congress to pass DADT repeal (which they did) for him to sign, and not do away with it by executive order. There are legal and practical reasons for this; DADT was passed by Congress into law, an EO against it would be weak, and a later President could simply reinstate it by EO. Hence the repeal via legislation.

6/28/2010 9:36:55 AM

#1172917


Draft reinstated?, I thought that,when the draft was instaurated, gays were not in the picture.

6/28/2010 9:41:56 AM

#1172924
anti-nonsense

what the fuck does allowing open gays in the military have to do with the draft?

6/28/2010 9:56:32 AM

#1172927
Zeus Almighty

Um, Annie dear? We need to talk.
First of all, DADT is a law passed by Congress, so Obama can't undo it with an executive order. It will take legislation from Congress to change it. With that flaw in your "reasoning" out of the way, I think it's safe to say the rest of your post is just as much mental diarrha as the opening sentence.

Oh, and do you mean "straight, good, gawly men" like Ted Faggard, Larry Craig, Mark Foley? Or even Sens. John Ensign and Dave Vitter?
Seems to me your good, gawly men are all serious pervs.

6/28/2010 10:13:39 AM

#1172930
Professor M

@ Zeus --

Actually, there's another law stating that the President can suspend laws regarding military eligibility such as DADT when necessary to promote retention, etc. Not that he's likely to do so -- this is the same Obama who helped pass Prop 8 by providing the "Gawd is in the mix" clip and has had his Justice Department write briefs in federal cases demanding heterosexual supremacy and calling homosexuality morally equivalent to pedophilia. Obama loves LGBT money, and loves to be seen by somewhat-less-than-entirely-homophobic straight people as caring and supportive; but in terms of actually working for LGBT people, he's MIA. (Remember the hospital visitation thing? It only applies to hospitals run by the federal government, most of which are military-related and thus barred to non-closeted LGB people. And he would only support DADT "repeal" when it's completely at the whim of the military command and can be reinstated by the next administration.)

6/28/2010 10:30:45 AM

#1172933
Murdin

Worse, Obama the Kenyan Satin-worshipping Muslin and his Evil Big Socialist Government are in fact reinstating the draft in order to prepare themselves for the ultimate war against Israel, under the orders of Antichrist-Emperor Darth Benedictus !

On the other hand, that does mean that all the evil fags who will be recruited in the military thanks to the abolition of DADT, will all perish by the very hand of the LORD in the battle of Armageddon. So that may not be completely a bad think, after all.

EDIT : Oh, nevermind. Ann archy. Anarchy. Poe.

6/28/2010 10:41:00 AM

#1172947
Doubting Thomas

??? Why would opening up the military to gays (since they're already serving) mean the draft has to be reinstated? And what makes you think that allowing gays in the military to be openly gay will make straight people quit the military? Even if they wanted to, they couldn't just quit right away. Enlistments are for so many years, you don't get to just pack up & leave because some icky gays are serving with you.

6/28/2010 11:47:45 AM

#1172950
John

Straight, good, Godly men will FLEE

Yeah. Remember how all the white people stopped joining the military after they let blacks mix into white units? Oh, wait a minute; that didn't happen either.

6/28/2010 11:55:19 AM

#1172960
Arctic Knight

I can't wait for the day gays can serve openly. Then I'll be able to dye my ABUs a lovely shade of pink, arrange my ribbons into a fabulous pride rainbow pattern and cuddle up to a nice bear in a foxhole--rawwwwr. It's going to be such a wonderful time serving in the military with unicorns and sparkles. </sarcasm>

BTW, Ann Archy, you're an idiot.

(Disclaimer: I am active duty, I am straight, and I look forward to the abolishment DADT so that I can serve proudly with my gay brothers and sisters in arms.)

6/28/2010 12:11:29 PM

#1172970
WMDKitty

And allowing homosexuals to serve openly and with honor is bad... why?

And... uh... the draft? Seriously? Not gonna happen.

As for "fleeing," yeah, I'd love to leave the country, if only to get away from douchenozzles like "Ann Archy" here. (Meaningful Name, much?)

6/28/2010 12:40:23 PM

#1172984
Berny

Here, let me get you some extra non-stick spray for your slippery slope.
Personally, there is one element I would like to see out of the US military, the damn evangelical fundamentalist Christians.
I've always wondered how you reconcile "Thou shall not kill" and "Love thine enemy" with shooting people.

6/28/2010 1:48:52 PM

#1172989


poe, look at the name

6/28/2010 1:58:01 PM

#1172997
Doktor Satan

Trololololololollllllll

6/28/2010 2:25:37 PM

#1173017
Headache

If the bigots wants to quit the military - be my guest!

6/28/2010 3:11:12 PM

#1173087


...the fuck?

6/28/2010 5:47:07 PM

#1173113
lolgod

And nothing of value will be lost

6/28/2010 6:20:05 PM

#1173176
Burning Stake

That will then mean that the DRAFT, FEMALES INCLUDED, will HAVE to re-instated!!!

Um, what?

And, maybe it's just because I'm a woman, but, actual equality for women means being called to do unpleasant things, too, like the "new draft that's coming" (see above for my thoughts on that.)

While war is not good, equality is.

Straight, good, Godly men will FLEE......but since there are NO JOBS available, maybe they won’t be able to!!

Riiiight...because those "regular" soldiers, full of courage and proud of their countries, are known to flee at the first sign of homosexuals. That's why we have Weapons of Mass Homosexuality...

Oh, wait.

And Kat and Arctic Knight, thank you so much for your service...since I don't think the military would have much use for me, being a short, nearsighted, 100-pound weakling!

6/28/2010 7:58:07 PM

#1173401
Evilutionist

"Straight, good, Godly men will FLEE"

Then those Straight, good, Godly men are cowards of the highest degree.

6/29/2010 7:57:20 AM

#1173459


The worst thing I can think of as a result of repealing DADT is that men on submarines can't play "gay chicken" in their tube daze (days).

6/29/2010 9:51:41 AM
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