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Here in Honolulu the 'Pride Celebration' is this coming weekend. Here, they've dropped the word "gay" because it excludes other sexual deviant labels.

Luckily I'm going home to Austin at the end of the week. In Austin they try to have a 'gay day' but everyone ignores it - unless you stumble on it by accident you'd never know it was happening.

But having previously spent 18 years in the occupied Bay Area - I've seen 'deviant pride' in all its disgusting, and extremely nasty reality - I doubt anything that happens in beaner-town can compete - unless of course the beaners have public 'horn-blowing', masturbation, and/or anal copulation on the sidewalks.

All who claims these sorts of actions are "normal and healthy" have shit-stained teeth and a butt-hole that can swallow a football.

Jimbo, Moonbattery 45 Comments [6/27/2010 4:18:46 AM]
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#1172239


Gee ... where do they have ass-fucking on the sidewalks? Sounds like a fun town!

6/27/2010 4:40:34 AM

#1172246
Cy

Maybe you should try actually going to one of the pride celebrations instead of staying home fantasising about it?

6/27/2010 4:51:02 AM

#1172249
PWEOTWEB

How the hell would you know about those people's teeth and anuses unless you have firsthand knowledge? Someone's not telling us the whole story...

And beaner-town? Really? Way to set the bar high for your race. Please die.

6/27/2010 5:04:12 AM

#1172259
Orion

Jeese a town where you can just have sex on the sidewalk?

6/27/2010 5:30:48 AM

#1172276
Imroy

Again with the anal fixation...

6/27/2010 6:15:25 AM

#1172277


So much hatred for homosexuality

So much time spent fantasizing about it, masturbating furiously over it, getting angry and ashamed for being aroused by the thing you despise, so you seek out more obscure gay acts becasue it shifts your anger onto those you feel deserve it and away from yourself, but once again you end up getting turned on and the whole cycle starts again.

6/27/2010 6:19:06 AM

#1172281
Rumpshaker Slim

I'm sorry Moonbattery, I forgot you were there. You may go now.

Seriously, when was the last time we had a Moonbattery quote?

6/27/2010 6:41:54 AM

#1172285
HoJuSimpson

Looks like we caught wind of an inside job.

If ya know what I mean.

6/27/2010 6:49:06 AM

#1172288
Enigma32

Yeah, yeah. He's harping on Flosam Street. Same shit, different name.

Shaddup already. You don't like it? Don't go there. That simple.

6/27/2010 6:58:52 AM

#1172291


"But having previously spent 18 years in the occupied Bay Area - I've seen 'deviant pride' in all its disgusting, and extremely nasty reality - I doubt anything that happens in beaner-town can compete - unless of course the beaners have public 'horn-blowing', masturbation, and/or anal copulation on the sidewalks."
Occupied? Are there walls and a blockade?

6/27/2010 7:09:24 AM

#1172298
Canadia

Well, at least he's going back to Texas.

6/27/2010 7:27:37 AM

#1172299
Mrs. Antichrist

Jimbo has an anal football insertion fetish.

6/27/2010 7:29:58 AM

#1172307
Ian1732

Public horn blowing? You mean like the kind going on at the World Cup?

6/27/2010 7:58:58 AM

#1172311
moose

@ Ian1732
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Public horn blowing like at the world cup. HAHAHAHAHA. Funny as hell. Good one. It's those kind of comments that keep me on this site.

6/27/2010 8:12:03 AM

#1172313
vaguelyhumanoid

"Occupied"?
"Beaner"?

Wow, almost a trifecta!

Also, for the last time, GAY PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT STUFF.

Happy Pride, you sick fuck.

6/27/2010 8:28:49 AM

#1172314
Adel Khoury

Well, I do have coffee-stained teeth, but I'm working on that.
Another prime example of argumentum ad eeeewww. Not the most compelling argument you could muster, Jimbo.

...wait, his name actually is "Jimbo?" How fitting.

6/27/2010 8:30:49 AM

#1172319


2 out of 3.

Sorry but you failed the Trifecta.

Why is it the anti-gay people are the ones with the nastiest dreams of gay sex?

6/27/2010 8:47:01 AM

#1172327
PAnz

Yes, given your choice of names, I'd say you have a predetermined opinion of certain groups of people and choose to outright lie to back them up and make yourself feel more right

6/27/2010 9:29:11 AM

#1172335
Berny

What is this fascination homophobic assholes like Jimbo have with anal sex and fecal matter?
Wishful thinking perhaps?

6/27/2010 9:34:31 AM

#1172336


Try going to a pride parade. The worst you'll see is people in their underpants and same-sex couples kissing. Oh, and people being happy!

6/27/2010 9:36:06 AM

#1172342
dionysus

Luckily I'm going home to Austin at the end of the week. In Austin they try to have a 'gay day' but everyone ignores it - unless you stumble on it by accident you'd never know it was happening.

Good, so why the hell won't you do the same? If it doesn't interest you just ignore it.

But having previously spent 18 years in the occupied Bay Area - I've seen 'deviant pride' in all its disgusting, and extremely nasty reality

Again, if it doesn't interest you why the fuck are you going to see it? That would be like me, a person that hates country music, going to a country music festival. My guess is that you're either full of shit or you're so deep in the closet that even the closet monster has difficulty finding you.

I doubt anything that happens in beaner-town can compete - unless of course the beaners have public 'horn-blowing', masturbation, and/or anal copulation on the sidewalks.

Anal sex on the sidewalks? Now I know you're lying.

All who claims these sorts of actions are "normal and healthy" have shit-stained teeth and a butt-hole that can swallow a football.

I'm a straight man who thinks homosexuality is normal (as you are obviously trying to imply that only homosexuals think homosexuality is normal), my teeth are nice and sparkly white, and my butthole is normal-sized because unlike closet-cases like you, I don't need to stick various household items into it.

6/27/2010 9:42:09 AM

#1172350
I read about the afterlife

I'm convinced that these people are delusional as I NEVER see any of this stuff when I go to pride festivals.

6/27/2010 10:12:26 AM

#1172357
TGRwulf

Racsim, anit-gay bigotry, AND lying for Jeebus? Wow!

6/27/2010 10:27:37 AM

#1172365
Boy Wonder

I think if you ever actually met a gay guy, you'd be disappointed that all of us aren't the fiendish kink-monsters you seem to think we are.

Shit-stained teeth? A butt-hole that can swallow a football? Man, you think about this waaaaaaaaaaay too much.

6/27/2010 10:36:47 AM

#1172366


I once stumbled in on a 'gay day'... and then I kept walking, because nothing like what Jimbo describes was happening.

6/27/2010 10:37:24 AM
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