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Quote# 73983

[On homosexuals]

I have a big issue with them donating blood, everyone in my family but me has had their life saved by blood transfusion. They are all healthy too.

Of course, if gay people would like to have gay blood available for themselves I guess that would be fine.

Acts5:41, RR 81 Comments [6/23/2010 6:45:18 AM]
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#1170679
Mookie Blaylock

It's the same stuff, dipstick.

6/23/2010 6:48:41 AM

#1170681
TGRwulf

For the last damn time, not every last gay person has aids!

6/23/2010 6:51:11 AM

#1170683


I donate blood anyway.

So suck it.

6/23/2010 6:52:42 AM

#1170687
aaa

I don't think you know how blood works.

6/23/2010 6:57:38 AM

#1170689
Churchy La Femme

Great idea -- maybe we can set up separate blood banks for other races and religions, too, so good white Christians don't have to worry about being contaminated by black or Muslim blood. You people are obviously not aware that blood for transfusion was being tested for a variety of diseases long before AIDS came along.

And your user name? "The apostles left the Sanhedrin, rejoicing because they had been counted worthy of suffering disgrace for the Name." You have no concept of what it means to suffer for your cult.

6/23/2010 6:59:20 AM

#1170690
Serph-no-Okami

Did you know that the food you eat every day has been handled by gays?

That the medicines you take when you're sick are, in part, made by gay people?

That you probably bumped into a few gay people on the street this last week?

That you probably shaked the hand of a gay person on multiple occasions?

That at least one of your close relatives is most likely gay?

That, yes, there's a good chance that one of those blood donations your family has gotten could have come from a gay person?

In short, did you know that there are a lot of gay people in the world and that you don't know it because they are mostly, with the exception of their gender preference, just like you and me?

Clearly, the only way to avoid them is to never leave your basement.

Edit: Having read Sussi's comment, I remember in my country, the Red Cross also prohibits gays from donating blood, which is kind of strange given our otherwise tolerant look on homosexuality.

6/23/2010 6:59:42 AM

#1170692
Sussi

I'm a bit pissed that in Sweden men who have sex with men are not allowed to donate blood. They say it's for contamination reasons, but FFS everyone has to do bloodtests before they can donate, so I don't see why that should be an issue.

Also this idiot is just retarded. Hey Acts5:41, try putting "black people would like to have black blood" or "women would like to have female blood". Sounds stupid? Well so does this!

6/23/2010 7:01:39 AM

#1170693
Lucilius

OK, fine. When your turn comes to need a blood transfusion, we'll say "Sorry, Actshole, but the only blood we have is GAY. Guess you're going to die now."

6/23/2010 7:06:47 AM

#1170699


Blood transfusions don't work that way.

6/23/2010 7:21:04 AM

#1170701
WMDKitty

The blood goes through VERY rigorous testing, to ensure that it's SAFE. You fail.

6/23/2010 7:21:41 AM

#1170703
Mister Spak

Gay blood is pink and lavender.
I want to get some nigger blood so I can have a tan without having to lay in the sun for a long time, but will it make me listen to rap and use drugs?

6/23/2010 7:28:58 AM

#1170706
John_in_Oz

Great idea.
I say this as a gay man who would like a bonus blood supply available to just me.
Shame about your family dying from lack of blood, but hey, your choice.

6/23/2010 7:37:49 AM

#1170708
Kinderklein

@Sussi
Big thanks to Kristdemokraterna. It has been up for change on multiple occations.

6/23/2010 7:43:17 AM

#1170710


Gay blood? Is that anything like True Blood?

6/23/2010 7:45:30 AM

#1170712
Shadow Phoenix

Reminds me of that episode of All in the Family where Archie Bunker is hospitalized and gets a large blood transfusion from a black woman. He's fine with it, despite his racism. Except if Acts5:41 got a gay blood transfusion, it would end in Bible quotes and suicide. What a waste of blood.

Also, all blood is screened for diseases and the works. If a gay guy with AIDS did try to donate, it would be rejected. Same with straight people. Preaching to the choir, but apparently it's not well-known.

6/23/2010 7:51:29 AM

#1170713


Well, if you're going to be like that, can stupid people have stupid blood available just for them? I'd like to remain healthy and at least moderately intelligent.

6/23/2010 7:56:38 AM

#1170715
GigaGuess

Oh, so we're not good enough to get normal blood, we need to get blood special for us sub-humans?

Eat a nice big bowl of dicks.

6/23/2010 8:01:19 AM

#1170719
emau99

I have a big issue with them donating blood, everyone in my family but me has had their life saved by blood transfusion. They are all healthy too.

How do you know the blood that saved the lives of your family members didn't come from a homosexual?

What difference would it make it it did?

Of course, if gay people would like to have gay blood available for themselves I guess that would be fine.

Separate but equal, eh? Seems like I've heard that somewhere else before.

"Gay blood"? Really? How do you tell if any given pint of blood is "gay" or not?

6/23/2010 8:11:52 AM

#1170727
Rumpshaker Slim

So if you get a blood transfusion from a homosexual, you'll turn gay?

By that logic if you get a blood transfusion from a rapture ready poster, you'll turn stupid.

6/23/2010 8:43:43 AM

#1170728
dionysus

But I thought being gay was a choice. Now you can catch teh ghey from their blood? Face it, you jerks are simply bitter, vile bigots who simply want any old reason to pick on homosexuals even if your reasons end up contradicting reality and/or contradicting each other. You really don't give a fuck so long as you can find more fuel for your irrational hatred.

6/23/2010 8:48:19 AM

#1170730
DatabaseError

@Sussi: Knowing the way a lot of these fundies are, he probably does want "black" blood to be kept separate.

6/23/2010 9:03:13 AM

#1170736
Acts4:13

Dur! Drool! Me glad there not such a thing as a vomit transfusion. Or a spittle transfusion. Or a drool transfusion. Or definitely a shit transfusion. Though maybe bullshit transfusion? Dur! I know I a bullshit donor.

6/23/2010 9:23:19 AM

#1170737
Cid Highwind

And now just imagine how much that asshole would wail and cry if a homosexual said that he doesn't want Christian blood. -_-

6/23/2010 9:24:20 AM

#1170739


@TGRwulf

I really have to wonder if they believe god just magically gives them HIV.

6/23/2010 9:26:01 AM

#1170744
Evil European Atheist

You, know, blood has the same taste and perfume, regardless of the donor.


For the properties, you know about bloodtype and Rhesus factor ?
And analysis for avoiding contamination by germs.

6/23/2010 9:36:32 AM
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