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#1166745
David B.
Wait, you would actually approve of him authorizing the oil leak to be plugged with human foetuses?
Wow, you are one sick puppy!
6/11/2010 10:54:45 AM
#1166748
Hades
That would be a horrible waste of those delicious fetuses.
6/11/2010 10:58:44 AM
#1166749
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Oh. So in other words, you don't have any sensible suggestions at all and you're just another fundie jerk spewing off hateful fundie jerk shit because that's all you are capable of. Ho. Hum.
6/11/2010 11:00:26 AM
#1166750
Gloria
So now abortion prevents oil spills? I thought you guys were trying to reduce abortions? If so you're seriously undercutting your position.
As for resigning, great plan: take a country that's trying to deal rapidly with an ecological disaster, and hit it with a leadership crisis as well! After all, it's been shown numerous times that confusion and disorder among those in authority has not negative impact on anything, ever, and people who have complicated tasks dropped on them by surprise are always better at them than anyone else.
6/11/2010 11:04:07 AM
#1166752
Zeus Almighty
Wait, I have a third suggestion: You, fucking yourself. With a redwood tree.
6/11/2010 11:07:28 AM
#1166757
Byne
Does he really think that if abortion was outlawed it wouldnt happen anymore? Women would just get unsafe abortions, leading to even more dead people.
Also, Obama is clearly to blame for Roe v Wade.
6/11/2010 11:12:04 AM
#1166762
GigaGuess
So you admit you're not complaining because he did anything wrong, you're complaining because he's Obama.
Ergo, your opinion is summarily dismissed. Good day.
6/11/2010 11:20:23 AM
#1166763
Musicalbookworm
Now, BP executives I could understand, but fetuses?
6/11/2010 11:26:27 AM
#1166766
dionysus
I can't claim credit for the first, as it comes from another blog.
It's not that you don't want the credit, it's that you don't want the blame for having such a stupid idea.
He could jam the nearly 53,000,000 dead American preborns into the opening of the gushing oil pipe.
In what alternate universe does that make any sense at all? I mean I know you guys like to bring either abortion or homosexuality into every topic, but that's a very weird way to do it. All I can say is
Yes, 53,000,000 folks, during the Carter administration, Planned Parenthood started taking so much flak for the startling number of abortions performed so soon after Roe V Wade that for a while they only reported about 1 in 3 abortions
[citation needed]
And second, he could just resign
And leave Joe Biden in charge? Not only that, but it would throw unnecessary chaos into the situation. How would that help the situation at all?
6/11/2010 11:31:51 AM
#1166768
Neserit
That's so funny. You say that Obama mismanaged the oil spill and now you're howling for blood.
Look at all of the things Bush mismanaged, yet you all still want to blow him.
And, I may be naive, but I fail to see how overseeing a shady oil company is the president's job.
Lastly, assholes, when I want to plug things up with aborted fetuses, you guys get all upset. It's perfectly fine for you guys to do it over the oil spill. Screw you guys!
6/11/2010 11:43:32 AM
#1166771
the_ignored
#1166762: GigaGuess
That's all that those people ever do, really. Check
these out
Those stupid idiots don't seem to realize that a bunch of the complaints they have against Obama apply to Bush as well: "supporting infanticide"? What did Bush do against that?
Their own
God had no problem with killing babies, for fuck's sake!
"destroying the constitution"? Again, look to Bush's Patriot Act and his "faith based initiatives".
6/11/2010 11:52:43 AM
#1166772
First solution, yes, they tried that, it's called junk-shot (which, surprise, doesn't work).
Second, that's not exactly solving a problem.
6/11/2010 11:54:32 AM
#1166806
VodkaZombie
So, the number they're pulling out of their asses is fifty-three million now?
6/11/2010 12:35:45 PM
#1166811
aaa
I would tell you dead baby jokes, but i have taste.
6/11/2010 12:37:42 PM
#1166813
the old firm
And even if this numbers would be correct, it wouldn't help one bit. So you just showed us, that you don't have any constructive ideas, but are against everything! This is quite a helpful attitude, you know?
But why talk about one of the greatest environment disasters in recent history when you can lash out with enormous bullsh-- against teh ebil librulz!
6/11/2010 12:44:58 PM
#1166825
breakerslion
Praying the problem away didn't work then, eh? What a surprise.
Need it be said that "preborns" is not a recognized category of US citizen?
6/11/2010 12:54:20 PM
#1166840
Doubting Thomas
Like all abortion clinics have stuffed all the aborted fetuses in their freezers since 1973...
What an idiot to try to tie abortion into the gulf oil spill. I swear they try to shoehorn abortion into every single debate they can.
And frankly, with the world as overpopulated as it is today, I'm glad there are 53 million less humans running around.
6/11/2010 1:07:47 PM
#1166845
I bet that if McCain had been elected these nutjobs would be railing at anyone calling for him to resign over the oil spill. In fact, I don't remember anyone hollering for Bush to resign after his mismanagement of the Katrina disaster.
6/11/2010 1:09:55 PM
#1166847
vampirehummingbird
"He could jam the nearly 53,000,000 dead American preborns into the opening of the gushing oil pipe."
Is that a recipe for baby oil?
6/11/2010 1:11:58 PM
#1166850
.Old Viking
"Which do you prefer, yellow mustard or brown?"
"If it weren't for abortion we wouldn't have to confront these situations."
6/11/2010 1:14:09 PM
#1166851
@Byne
He would think that is a plus.
He would think those women DESERVE to die.
6/11/2010 1:16:37 PM
#1166853
Felis >:3
All he's done is slag off the British. After all, we're the U.S. Government; gott have our scapegoats, take the heat off ourselves, know what I'm saying?
6/11/2010 1:17:30 PM
#1166857
Firstly, I don't think just jamming foetuses into the hole terribly feasible, secondly, they'd be eaten and otherwise decompose until the well just opens up again.
Thirdly, what the christing fuck? Seriously, what the cunting hell are you talking about.
6/11/2010 1:19:41 PM
#1166868
GigaGuess
@the_ignored
Oh, it doesn't surprise me, but this is one of the few that states it so bluntly, even if it's rather accidentally so.
6/11/2010 1:52:33 PM
#1166878
Table Rock
Mismanage? Aren't you the same assholes who were complaining about how he should stop interfering with business during the corporate bailouts?
6/11/2010 2:06:20 PM
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