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Actually the best way to see if the bible is true or not is to read Christ's words and see if there is one untrue statement in there. For one man to have written words that cannot be proven false is truly a miraculous feat.

Carico, Christian Forums 22 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#230272
Salvador

Sorry, but Christ has nothing to do with the rest of the Bible's extraordinary claims.

5/17/2007 5:25:57 PM

#230276
The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Jesus didn't write any of the words in the bible. And neither did I.

5/17/2007 5:39:45 PM

#230286
Puck

Bless Thy noodly appendage, Thou beatest me to it.

5/17/2007 6:03:15 PM

#230294
Sideshow Bob

Actually, it was -several- men who wrote that collection of 66 books.

5/17/2007 6:19:57 PM

#230297
BurntBush

Christ didn't write it, but the men who did said he told them he would be back within their lifetimes. I guess that might qualify as WRONG.

5/17/2007 6:22:52 PM

#230301
Pix

For one man to have written words that cannot be proven false is truly a miraculous feat.

I have an invisible, odorless, silent, non-heat-emitting, and otherwise totally undetectable 2\"-high capuchin monkey living in my back pocket. Her name is Tina and she speaks Portugese, except she switches to Creole on Sundays. Her hobbies include roller derby and mocking Carico.

Truly, it is not a miraculous feat.

5/17/2007 6:30:12 PM

#230303
szenah

Well, in Luke Jesus tells his disciples who are heading out on a mission not to take sandals or a staff, but in Mark he tells them to take both.

In Luke 15:7 he says, \"I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance,\" however, Ecclesiastes 7:20 says \"there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.\"



5/17/2007 6:39:17 PM

#241256
ArmandT

Jesus himself contributed almost nothing to the Bible. The New Testament is written after His Death, while the Old Testament was composed centuries prior.

So please remove your head from your vagina.

5/29/2007 1:19:49 PM

#241780
Brian X

Actually, technically Carico's right, but I suspect she's oblivious to the fact that the Bible would grossly fail the test she proposes.

5/29/2007 11:39:46 PM

#241790
agentCDE

This sentence is a lie.

Prove me wrong.

5/29/2007 11:54:38 PM

#241800
Sophomore

The above sentence is true.

5/30/2007 12:01:20 AM

#420563
Mondriani

In deutaronomy or leviticus or one of the really funny books in the bible one of the birds you can't eat is a bat. Test failed, bible load of crap, thanks for playing Carico.

3/1/2008 2:55:59 AM

#420832
canadiest

Really? Then why would we doubt the stories of the Greek Gods? Better written and can't be proved false.

3/1/2008 3:03:41 PM

#420838
Flatworm

For one man to have written words that cannot be proven false is truly a miraculous feat.


I can see how you might get that impression, Carico, but not everybody is as legendarily wrong as you are.

3/1/2008 3:15:52 PM

#1048675
EyeJest

I would laugh if the people who wrote the bible, but not necessary all of them, were atheists.

11/3/2009 9:53:46 AM

#1048712
StridentLobster

Despite all the other problems with your claim, Carico, Jesus said that salt can lose its flavour, which is chemically impossible.

11/3/2009 10:19:07 AM

#1078230
Arctic Knight

"Actually the best way to see if the bible is true or not is to read Christ's words and see if there is one untrue statement in there."

Oh, this is easy, assuming that we use the words that are attributed to the Biblical Jesus (whether or not he actually said them, a Bible believer will believe Jesus said them).
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Mark 4:31, [It is] like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, is less than all the seeds that be in the earth:

Wolffia, Poppy and Orchid seeds are smaller than the mustard seed.
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Mark 9:50 Salt [is] good: but if the salt have lost his saltness, wherewith will ye season it? Have salt in yourselves, and have peace one with another.
Luke 13:34 Salt [is] good: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be seasoned?

Salt does not lose it's saltiness or flavor (savour).
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Luke 13:19: It is like a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and cast into his garden; and it grew, and waxed a great tree; and the fowls of the air lodged in the branches of it.

Mustard is not a tree.
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You'd think the all-knowing creator of the universe would have known such things about his creation.

You asked for ONE untrue statement attributed to Jesus, I just provided THREE untrue statements attributed to Jesus. What do I win?

12/23/2009 7:32:43 PM

#1078302
Angua

This is Carico. You could provide all the evidence you wanted and Carico would go on saying the same thing.

12/23/2009 11:27:29 PM

#1207822
Godbuster

So people making shit up on the spot is miraculous to you.

You're money is easily attained, huh...

9/15/2010 4:11:00 PM

#1368259
Agahnim

Contradictions. You lose.

1/22/2012 4:24:59 AM

#1368270
rubber chicken

A dictionary is a miracle ? Well, perhaps to Carico.

1/22/2012 7:24:20 AM

#1369096
Canadiest

Jack up the beanstalk

Prove it wrong

Now understand, Atheists except Jack up The Beanstalk as wrong because it's ridiculously impossible. You Bible folk can't use ridiculous or stupid or pointless as you don't understand the meaning of the words

1/25/2012 10:19:09 AM
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