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#1163330
Brenz
I prefer my doctors able to use a comma. It's just the mark of a more orderly mind.
5/31/2010 9:49:45 PM
#1163332
Brenz
..you're not a doctor of medicine, are you? You're probably a doctor of theological studies at Bob Jones.
5/31/2010 9:51:25 PM
#1163430
JSS
Eight plus years to become a PhD and someone can't even use correct spelling and grammar, and has nothing to do but to give "advice" over a YouTube comment board.
6/1/2010 5:37:05 AM
#1163447
JohnTheAtheist
I'm a doctor.
You're only a dentist.
6/1/2010 6:00:30 AM
#1163701
shykid
"Let me tell you something. I'm a doctor."
Yeah, and I'm the Princess of the Internet.
...wait, that's actually true.
I hereby banish you from my kingdom. Go fuck off, you lying prat.
6/1/2010 6:11:26 PM
#1163755
Gore
"I'm a doctor."
(dear god I'm like a moth to a flame with this idiot)
so then you have a doctorate I presume (that's how you get to be a doctor)... let me ask, did it come with its own decoder ring?
Did it also come with sketched cut-out circles so you can make eye-holes in it and wear it around as a mask while giving your lectures?
6/1/2010 9:44:23 PM
#1164616
pretty puppy
I do not believe you are a doctor. It is possible that your first language is not English or you have not been studying it long, but I doubt you are the type of doctor you let on to be. A Ph.D from Liberty University is of little worth.
6/4/2010 6:26:36 PM
#1172706
Gnostis Veritas
Fernando Hayabusa: "I'm a doctor."
XD!!!!
6/27/2010 10:37:04 PM
#1172838
Anon-e-moose
"Let me tell you something. I'm a doctor."
No.
I'm The Doctor:
6/28/2010 7:08:06 AM
#1172839
JohnTheAtheist
Doctor of Asshattery.
6/28/2010 7:09:15 AM
#1184237
ScrewedUpDollie
You're a doctor? So what? My doctor was an idiotic, transphobic bitch. Nearly as dumb as you, in fact, but she could spell a lot better. No, men with men isn't science, science usually involves less sex. Religion is a fairy tale used to control the masses that survived into the modern age, its opinion counts for nothing. Sex between the same gender and species is sick? That's a judgement purely on the basis of opinion, but if you think it's credible evidence, most people will think you're sick for advocating zoophilia. Psychiatric help? Yeah, they tried that and it didn't work once, right up until research proved that homosexuality is an inborn trait.
You lose.
7/23/2010 4:10:41 AM
#1184245
Quantum Mechanic
Doctor Schmoctor
7/23/2010 4:40:40 AM
#1184251
Moondog
I'm not a doctor, but I play one one the Internet. Getting a degree fom a diploma mill doesn't count. Ph.D.=Piled hired and deeper.
7/23/2010 7:06:52 AM
#1184267
JohnTheAtheist
There is no way you got a legitimate Doctorate with grammar and sentence structure as poor as yours. Your thesis must have been Hovind-like.
7/23/2010 9:05:50 AM
#1184438
John_in_Oz
As a doctor you will know that homosexuality can be cured.
By a prostate massage.
Sometimes after a good prostate massage I don't feel like sex with another man for hours!
7/23/2010 8:14:46 PM
#1379059
Sentry Gun
There are hundreds documented cases of homosexual behaviour in animals. When will you stop with your "unnatural" bullshit.
You know what is sick ? Minding the sexual practices of consenting adults.
3/1/2012 6:13:17 AM
#1462836
Kuyohashi
Said it before, I'll say it again, 'cuz I think it's kinda funny- you're a doctor the way Cap'n Crunch is a submarine commander.
10/26/2012 8:02:09 PM
#1462867
Justanotheratheist
I'd bet than you are no more a doctor than my dog is an astronaut. Diploma mill "qualifications" don't count.
10/27/2012 12:51:57 AM
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