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#1162505
Jockaira
He's a Doctor alright, a Doctor of fucknuttery
"...coz it's obvious"
5/30/2010 5:46:50 AM
#1162507
Jockaira
I would be afraid for this guy to do any "doctoring" on me if his medical skills were as good as his English.
5/30/2010 5:48:13 AM
#1162511
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
A man who has sex with another man is really none of your fucking business.
5/30/2010 5:56:52 AM
#1162515
Zoo
You're a doctor, but don't know (from freshman biology or earlier. . .) the singular form of the word species is also species?
5/30/2010 6:14:41 AM
#1162518
LOLWUT
Someone that stupid can't become a doctor, surely?
5/30/2010 6:19:17 AM
#1162520
Not Today
Well, there is such a thing as a doctor of theology. They still get to put Dr. in front of their name.
5/30/2010 6:20:49 AM
#1162522
Shann
Let me tell you something. I'm a doctor.
Let me tell you something. I have never met a doctor with such hideous grammar. They seem to have a firm grasp on the punctuation thing too.
So, let's just say I have my doubts about your status as a medical professional.
Unless you have a citation or something nutty like that.
No? Shocking.
5/30/2010 6:24:26 AM
#1162535
Orion
Let me tell you something: I am aware that in the United States it is notoriously easy to acquire this title from low standard institutions.
5/30/2010 6:46:17 AM
#1162546
Horsefeathers
"Let me tell you something. I'm a doctor."
Of? Saying, "I'm a doctor" is pretty meaningless unless you tell us what kind of doctor.
"Men with men it's not science or religiously right."
Oh, I see. You're that kind of "doctor." Just like "Dr." Hovind.
"Just like there are people with down's syndrome there are people who " theoretically " fell pleasure having sex with same gender specie.? That's sick."
So is your grammar, "doctor."
"They have to look for psychiatry/psychological help."
That's what was suggested for a very long time. Eventually all of the rational psychiatrists got tired of trying to treat a patient for something that wasn't wrong with them and they removed the listing from the DSM.
"I won't even talk about the religious point of view about homosexuality coz it's obvious"
Plainly. That's why the Greek gods prohibited it. The Roman gods too. Oh, wait...
5/30/2010 7:12:35 AM
#1162549
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Well, he might be a "doctor." My cat recently became an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church. You can too.
http://www.themonastery.org/
5/30/2010 7:19:43 AM
#1162558
Mike Sihl
You didn't tell us what you are a doctor in. For all we know you could be a doctor of art.
Medical doctors don't usually have bad grammer like yourself either. Doctor or not you're still talking shit.
5/30/2010 7:39:24 AM
#1162565
shadkat
i iz a docter guiz, cant u tel? dis means i iz moar smartter then you.
...That was painful to type.
5/30/2010 7:47:13 AM
#1162567
Jack Bauer
A doctor of casting moral judgements on others?
5/30/2010 7:48:50 AM
#1162570
Really? What do you have your PhD in? Art? 'Cuz it sure as hell isn't in any biological field.
5/30/2010 7:50:42 AM
#1162578
Amenhotepstein
If you're a doctor, then I'm a vermicious knid!
5/30/2010 7:59:28 AM
#1162580
Murdin
What is a gender specie ?
5/30/2010 8:00:14 AM
#1162582
A doctor uses the abbreviation "coz". I don't think so.
He is no more a doctor than I'm an astronaut.
5/30/2010 8:05:22 AM
#1162590
Blasphemina
Playing doctor with your sisters does not actually make you an M.D.
5/30/2010 8:19:31 AM
#1162593
Dr Zoidberg
Excuse me? I believe *I'm* the doctor around here.
5/30/2010 8:21:01 AM
#1162597
aaa
Show me your merits. The only thing you have is a Ph.d in Bullshit from the local diploma mill.
5/30/2010 8:25:39 AM
#1162605
Serph-no-Okami
An actual Medical Doctor would know that the prostate is the male equivalent of the female G-spot, so stimulating it, which tend to work very well via anal sex, creates a feeling of pleasure.
Heck, high school biology would tell you as much.
And then there's that thing that people on the internet who begin their post with "Well I'm a [insert supposedly relevant profession here]" are usually talking from their ass as true professionals let their post speak for them.
5/30/2010 8:42:33 AM
#1162614
I read about the afterlife
"Let me tell you something. I'm a doctor."
I smell bullshit.
"Men with men it's not science or religiously right. Just like there are people with down's syndrome there are people who 'theoretically' fell pleasure having sex with the same gender specie."
Alright, you're not a doctor. And are you advocating that we shouldn't be having sex with the same specie? I think you're the one with the problem dude.
"That's sick."
You're damn right. You're the one that's saying it's okay to have sex with animals as long as they're of the opposite sex.
"They have to look for psychiatry/psychological help."
If you were actually doctor, you'd know that the APA took homosexuality off the list of mental disorder in the 70's
5/30/2010 8:55:31 AM
#1162617
BLAKE THE EUROPEAN!
I'm a doctor, and I want my sausages!
5/30/2010 8:58:25 AM
#1162620
Vanilla Bear
Yeah. Everyone's whatever they want to be on the internet, to give themselves more credibility. Shut the fuck up, retard.
...wait, that's an insult to retards.
5/30/2010 9:00:01 AM
#1162626
Percy Q. Shunn
I'm a doctor.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just like there are people with down's syndrome there are people who " theoretically " fell pleasure having sex with same gender specie.
What are you trying to say about Trog Palin?
5/30/2010 9:27:03 AM
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