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Quote# 73176

[re: net neutrality]

We are dealing with people who think they should rebel until they get their little kingdom like Satan did. You know what? Thanks, Mr. President, but I think we're going to keep the Internet the way it is right now. You know — or at least until people who are worshipping Satan, you know, aren't in office. [Emphasis added]

Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck Show 60 Comments [5/26/2010 5:20:32 AM]
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#1161413


Who died and made you king of the internet?

5/26/2010 9:15:33 AM

#1161439


@Solomongrundy

Reverend Jeremiah is correct about the accounts of Smith using just the rocks in his hat. He and his father also duped a number of farmers with their "seer stones" (and were prosecuted for it) before he made up the cult.

5/26/2010 9:44:53 AM

#1161442
JohnTheAtheist

I wonder what the percentage is of people in the world who actually worship satan. It seems to me that if you believe in magical things you would side with the good guy. Who would honestly believe that god and satan both exist and then worship the one that will torture you for all eternity? Does that make any sense at all?

You either believe in magic or you don't and, either way, Glen Beck is a stupid as you can get.

5/26/2010 9:48:23 AM

#1161471
GigaGuess

You know, Obama could walk on water, and then turn it into wine, and these people would still be screaming about him being a Satan-Worshipping Antichrist (Yes, I'm aware of the implications of the statement, it's intentional.)

5/26/2010 10:45:52 AM

#1161499
GodotIsWaiting4U

But that's already true. Dick Cheney is gone.

5/26/2010 12:12:00 PM

#1161510
Old Viking

I worshiped Satan until he pulled that double-tithing crap on me.

5/26/2010 12:23:27 PM

#1161539
Almafeta

At the end of the transcript, you can see where he tried to backpedal and claim he hadn't just called the Obama administration satan worshippers. Apparently, he was prompted to do so by production, and is blaming it on a bad cut.

We've finally found it, people. We've finally found the line where Fox News thinks it isn't fair and balanced.

5/26/2010 1:01:52 PM

#1161548
freako104

Is he Muslim or Satan worshipper? You've said so much about him that it's getting contradictory. First amendment, he can believe or disbelieve. And no litmus test.

5/26/2010 1:26:35 PM

#1161549
Saladin


5/26/2010 1:29:22 PM

#1161558
kuribo

beck, you fucking idiot, net neutrality does keep the internet the way it is so that providers can't give priority access to paid sponsors. i hate how the right wingnuts are against this solely because they think obama wants it

5/26/2010 1:41:43 PM

#1161569


:o :O :0

In The US, this man gets a TV show.
In Europe he'd be locked up in a nuthouse

5/26/2010 1:56:40 PM

#1161572


Basically you support keeping the Internet as it is... Until YOU gain power then you will most likely want to censor it.

5/26/2010 2:00:43 PM

#1161586
I read about the afterlife

"We are dealing with people who think they should rebel until they get their little kingdom like Satan did."

Oh Glenn! One should not insult their target audience!

5/26/2010 2:51:19 PM

#1161613
Berny

Glenn Beck is a slavering moron. Every word the idiot utters is further evidence that his brains have melted and leaked out his anus.
Only in America would this pathetic excuse for a human being have a TV show with a huge following.

5/26/2010 3:57:29 PM

#1161627
Thejebusfire

We are dealing with people who think they should rebel until they get their little kingdom like Satan did

Aizen and Voldermort got their own "kingdoms" too. Doesn't make them real does it?




5/26/2010 4:15:17 PM

#1161641
Pule Thamex

Is it even possible to give serious consideration to a supposedly grown man, a presumably fully-functioning adult who has been raised in a modern civilization, yet thinks Satan is real? What a cretinous dimwit.

5/26/2010 4:38:36 PM

#1161694
Panz

I agree...for much different reasons than you do i'm quite shure

5/26/2010 8:02:57 PM

#1161713
WMDKitty

Uh... wait. Since when is being a Satanist a BAD thing?

5/26/2010 8:42:54 PM

#1161718
dionysus

Obama's a satanist now? It's incredible that he's able to squeeze that in between being a secret Muslim, being a liberal elitist who's trying to take away our guns, palling around with terrorists, running death panels, and being a communist socialist Nazi. Say what you will but, a president that hard-working is 180 degrees removed from Bush Jr. who took vacations every other week.

5/26/2010 8:54:13 PM

#1161730
Anemone

First, he's a Muslim and now he's a Satanist. Make up your damned mind!

5/26/2010 9:42:20 PM

#1161751
Nameless

"We are dealing with people who think they should rebel until they get their little kingdom like Satan did."

Let's put this into context:
Satan = citizens who want to maintain net neutrality
God = large corporations
little kingdom = the United States of America

5/27/2010 12:14:47 AM

#1161752
Nowonmai

Maybe next election we can get someone who believes in the tooth fairy in the Oval Office. Or maybe the Easter Bunny.

5/27/2010 12:20:08 AM

#1161778


Satanist black Muslim communist? What? What the fuck?

5/27/2010 3:59:09 AM

#1161821
HeathenAngel

Please tell me he did NOT really say that. What a stupid hate-filled idiot.

5/27/2010 8:16:29 AM

#1161852
Saladin



He just can't you idiots.

5/27/2010 10:35:16 AM
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