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#1161161
Scooby71
You do know that homosexuals have families, right?
They don't spring into being fully formed and fabulous.
5/26/2010 5:21:17 AM
#1161173
aaa
Families don't work that way, kid.
5/26/2010 5:29:44 AM
#1161190
So the US Constitution works because of families?! Um, I sorta see your point but, more practically speaking, families will only thrive and survive when the nation is secure which is greatly affected by our combat readiness.
5/26/2010 5:36:32 AM
#1161212
James
@Scooby
Best thing I've seen all week. Well played.
5/26/2010 6:00:03 AM
#1161216
Mister Spak
So we should draft all gays into the military to keep them out of families?
5/26/2010 6:01:34 AM
#1161223
shadkat
You almost have a point. Without people, the Constitution is just a fancy piece of paper.
However, I doubt that homosexuality is the huge reason for disintegrating the American family. For example, both of my older siblings got a divorce from their respective spouses over the last year: homosexuality didn't figure in in any way. Nor with anyone else I've ever met who has gotten a divorce.
Homosexuality has been around for centuries, and the world has yet to end. Individual societies have collapsed, but never due to homosexuals, and more societies just rise anyway.
Its seven in the morning and I'm tired, and I'm not sure where I'm going with this, so I'll just end with this: stfu Tiribulus.
5/26/2010 6:05:17 AM
#1161226
Xotan
Let me see, how do homosexuals come into being? Well, theyhave a mom and a dad...Hey! That's a family. So the family is the responsible agent for engendering homosexuals. That does it. Families should be banned. Quick! Change the constitution to avoid teh Gheys!
5/26/2010 6:06:09 AM
#1161244
Murdim
Now I imagine stereotypical gay men in pink tight clothes, shooting on hapless American families with their futuristic disintegration ray guns.
5/26/2010 6:18:44 AM
#1161245
TGRwulf
Wait, so we can't uphold our country's founding laws like freedoms of speech if we stop restricting the freedoms of gays?
WHAT??
5/26/2010 6:19:35 AM
#1161293
And nevertheless, two facts remain:
Unless they force you to marry a homosexual, your point about the family is....................well, it isn't. Second, the oath remains, thanks.
5/26/2010 6:55:00 AM
#1161315
Doubting Thomas
I think it's time that conservatives realize that the traditional family is kind of a thing of the past. Blended families and single-parent homes are commonplace these days, and there's no indication that we'll ever go back to Ward, June, Wally & the Beaver any time soon.
5/26/2010 7:07:47 AM
#1161321
CrazyHappyNinja
@Scooby71
That gave me a funny mental picture, thanks for that.
5/26/2010 7:10:00 AM
#1161335
The L
Tiribulus, which American family? We've got two-parent families (both with straight and gay parents), poly triads, single-parent families, families in which the parents have divorced and remarried to other people, biological parents, surrogate parents, adoptive parents, childless married couples...the list goes on.
5/26/2010 7:19:17 AM
#1161383
Doctor Whom
Don't sit up all night waiting for your appointment to the Supreme Court.
5/26/2010 8:29:35 AM
#1161414
You do know that the nuclear family (what you're thinking of as the American Family) came from around the 1950's and is thus much younger than the USA, right?
5/26/2010 9:16:50 AM
#1161514
Old Viking
This makes as much sense as describing the moral component of sauerkraut and its effect on the disintegrating American family.
5/26/2010 12:28:56 PM
#1161527
Zeus Almighty
OK. As soon as there is a constitutional amendment passed making our military forces take an oath to the family you can have your way.
Until then, shut the fuck up and stop being a whiny bitch.
5/26/2010 12:49:05 PM
#1161553
freako104
Gay or not the Constitution won't function without people. If the people aren't protected then it's for naught. Gay or not if they can do it let them.
5/26/2010 1:32:26 PM
#1161560
GigaGuess
Now tell me...how does homosexuality affect the average American family at all? Hmmm?
5/26/2010 1:43:58 PM
#1161582
Zeus Almighty
@ GigaGuess
Pretty much anybody who has more than, say, five or six relatives has gay people IN his or her family.
They may not know it, but they do.
5/26/2010 2:24:51 PM
#1161589
MadBumperJumper
When someone says "American Family" it translates into "my version of the family and all families that don't fit it aren't really American."
5/26/2010 3:03:01 PM
#1161590
GigaGuess
@Zeus Almighty
Not my point, but conceded nonetheless.
5/26/2010 3:03:10 PM
#1161591
I read about the afterlife
Tirubulus is as tiring and nonsensical as his username.
5/26/2010 3:19:19 PM
#1161594
SZD
You do realise that homosexuals can very much have families of their own?
5/26/2010 3:31:11 PM
#1161628
Thejebusfire
But it's the hetrosexuals who keep having homosexual children.
5/26/2010 4:20:14 PM
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