(THE RAPTURE IS ON MAY 21 2011)
People are afraid. Deep down, they know May 21, 2011 will happen. It WILL coincide with Judgment Day. They can deny it all they want. They can call us "cults", "fools", "crazy" - NONE of these things matter. If they are unsaved, in twelve months and a few weeks, they will be DUST. They will be BONES. ROTTING FLESH. DEAD. They speak today and what they say only confirms they are DOOMED.
On the other hand, we Camping-ites, haha...we have EVERY reason to jump for joy for we are RICH. We will eternally be the Sons of God forever and ever, doing great and amazing things in the new Earth.
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So, do you feel like a wager?
If Judgement Day occurs on May 21 next year, I shall believe in god.
If it doesn't, you finish first grade.
Do we have a deal?
If you're going to be rich in heaven TB, you don't need all your crud down here. So why not sign everything over to me effective May 22nd and I'll give you $50 for it?
I mean on May 21st you'll get your jewelled mansion in Heaven and I'll get my lava wedgie in Hell, so I won't get any benefit from your stuff and you'll be up $50 at my expense in the meantime. What possible objection could you have?
It's funny that if these people weren't calling themselves christian they'd likely be in an institution or at the very least be diagnosed with some kind of disorder and be heavily medicated.
Bat-shit crazy is bat-shit crazy no matter how you spin it.
Right. And when your alarm clock still wakes you up for work on May 22, 2011, how will you deal with that crushing disappointment? Its even a Monday, so you get to deal with all that misery too! Have fun with that! ^^
"It WILL coincide with Judgment Day."
Sorry, but Skynet was never deployed and didn't become self-aware.
That's the date predicted by Harold Camping, on WYFR shortwave. The funny thing is, my dad turns 70 the next day. I think I'll have to get him a card and a nice gift, as we'll both be here for it.
[link]://articles.sfgate.com/2010-01-01/bay-area/17466332_1_east-bay-bay-area-first-time-camping[/link]
Thanks for the URL, Moondog.
The unfortunate thing is that Harold Camping, the originator of the May 21, 2011 prediction, is already 88 years old and thus may not live long enough to see himself made a fool of, again.
Oh well, I guess if he's no longer with us on that date, we'll just have to point and laugh at his followers.
Matthew 24:36
No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
Matthew 24:42
Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come.
In other words, you not only know more than Jesus, you're saying the bible is wrong. And you expect to get into heaven with that attitude?
So, TrueBeliever, where will you be on May 22, 2011? I'd just like to know where to be so I can stone you for being a false prophet.
Proverbs 10:30 (New King James Version)
30 The righteous will never be removed,
But the wicked will not inhabit the earth.
Why do you hate the Bible?
This reminds me a little of Escape From New York, which took place in the distant dystopian future of... 1997.
Of course, that was still fun to watch, while this is just sad.
The trick to predicting events? NEVER mention AD, BC, CE, BCE, etc. :3
Oh good! That means I can just do whatever until 11:59 PM EST 05/20/11, and convert at the last minute. If Pascal's Wager has taught us anything, it's that God is a moron, who will fall for an insincere ruse.
see ya on the 22nd, nothing changed, the world moves on, and another prediction bites the dust...I thought god commanded no one should try to set dates anyways
And when this date fails them, they'll just pick another....
What a sad, pathetic existence Christian Fundies lead.
Okay, but do you promise that when May 22, 2011 comes along you're not just going to try to weasel out of it like all other would be prophets? And can we assume that you'll accept your death penalty (as the Bible specifically mandates for false prophets) at the hands of your congregation?
And how much will the schedule bend THIS time when May 11, 2011 rolls on by just like 12/31/1999 and 12/31/2000?
I have captured the page as a PDF and will later join your silly assed forum and post a link to it. You idiots have such a hard on for dying, you have given up on living.
I smell a pwning... *gets the popcorn and weenies to roast*
edit: I read about the afterlife: Cool! If there's ever a FSTDT meetup, I'll buy you a drink!
Second edit: Check out the thread! looks like a fundie fight is going on!
"we have EVERY reason to jump for joy for we are RICH. We will eternally be the Sons of God forever and ever, doing great and amazing things in the new Earth."
Pride is a sin you know, so see you in hell.
What's sad is how hard truebeliever believes in this date. Look at his other posts. I imagine when may 21 comes around and nothing happens, he may attempt suicide. Or maybe Harold Campings will set another date,and TB will believe it.
This is the 4,982,038,593rd recorded prediction of the End of the World as We Know It. The previous 4,982,038,592 were manifestly wrong. What kind of odds will you give that May 21, 2011, will actually be the REAL THING?
Frothing at the mouth much, TrueBeliever?
I wish I could see your face when May 22 2011 rolls-around and there still hasn't been any "rapture". Hopefully you and a whole bunch of your nutty buddies will be driven by disappointment to drink cyanide. Don't hold back, now!
Yeah, because gloating at other people's future misery is what Christianity is all about.
Only the people who start salivating at the thought of other people being dust, bone, rotting flesh, are to be raptured.
Somehow I don't remember any Bible verse where Jesus says that...
You know, we should make a timeline, linked to posts here on FSTDT, of all the dates the world was to have ended.
@GigaGuess:
we should make a timeline, linked to posts here on FSTDT, of all the dates the world was to have ended.
It's not a timeline of FSTDT world end posts, and unfortunately its in german only, but the following list is legendary in the german internet community. The "Chronicle of (missed) Ends of the World":
http://www.unmoralische.de/weltuntergang.htm
http://www.wecantknow.com
Heh.. If it happens, I wonder if it'll be emcee'd by Max Quardolpleen? I want the one from the TV series tho - perfectly creepy.
One second after midnight of May 21st of this year, you are completely fucked , my friend...!
25th February, 5:23 PM GMT, and counting.
Tick. Tick. Tick...!
>:D
'Tis a pity that thread doen't continue to 21st May. Still, others there, including one 'jbrown' tear him a new one, re. his 'interpretation' (i.e. TB's fuhrer... er I mean leader, Harold Camping's own Holy Writ) of the Bible.
A Fundie Fight. 'Tis a beautiful thing to witness, is it not, o good FSTDTers?
"On the other hand, we Camping-ites, haha...we have EVERY reason to jump for joy for we are RICH. We will eternally be the Sons of God forever and ever, doing great and amazing things in the new Earth."
So, how's it working out then? Isn't the new Earth a lot like the old one?
For a pile of rotting dead bones, I feel pretty good this morning.
On the other hand, you look like an even bigger idiot than you did when you wrote that.
On the other hand, we Camping-ites, haha...we have EVERY reason to jump for joy for we are RICH.
A small correction:
Harold Camping himself has every reason to jump for joy because HE is now RICH. His personal fortune is estimated to around 70 million dollars. Provided by more than generous donations from gullible stupid people like "TrueBeliever", who fell for his blatant lies.
The "Camping-ites", on the other hand, are now complete idiots and - in some cases - aren't rich but totally broke.
So.... Camping is now claiming that the Judgement really DID happen on the 21st of May, but the destruction of Earth is scheduled for the 21st of October.
If we are still here on 10/22 I say we try Harold Camping according to OT laws, and if he is found guilty of being a flase prophet, then render unto him Old Testament punishment for that crime...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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