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#1159205
EMT420
I wish all the fundies would go ahead and secede to Alabama like they were saying a few years ago.
Then we can target the orbital weapons platform...
5/19/2010 12:26:16 PM
#1159206
Understand, this is the candidate that OTHER repubs are attacking, actually using EVOLUTION and THE BIBLE as political talking points.
They say that Byrne is unfit for office because he's said that evolution is true and the bible cannot be taken literally.
Yes, I live in Alabama, and yes, sometimes I'm ashamed to admit it.
5/19/2010 12:30:37 PM
#1159207
Understand, this is the candidate that OTHER repubs are attacking, actually using EVOLUTION and THE BIBLE as political talking points.
They say that Byrne is unfit for office because he's said that evolution is true and the bible cannot be taken literally.
Yes, I live in Alabama, and yes, sometimes I'm ashamed to admit it.
5/19/2010 12:31:08 PM
#1159211
robland
I honestly feel sorry for the people from Alabama that aren't pig ignorant or inbred that are constantly being accused of being both because of geniuses like this.
5/19/2010 12:40:31 PM
#1159218
lemur man589
So wait, insisting on being a creationist is a point in YOUR FAVOR for getting on the Alabama Board of Education and becoming governor?! I've never been to Alabama so I can't really comment but this sure doesn't do a whole lot to dispell the inbred/hillbilly/redneck stereotype that seems to go along with that state.
5/19/2010 12:50:08 PM
#1159219
Papabear
You admit trying to teach creationism to innocent young children. Why would anyone NEED to distort your comments to show you to be a fool and an a**hole?
5/19/2010 12:53:31 PM
#1159223
Old Viking
What's your favorite parasite?
5/19/2010 1:03:19 PM
#1159228
MK
Understand the context here... this guy is being attacked by fellow Republicans who are trying to portray him as being semi-rational, ridiculing him for once saying that not all of the Bible is literally true. And, twisted as it is, he has to pander to the same people that those other scumbags are pandering to.
5/19/2010 1:34:40 PM
#1159230
PeachyMetalhead
I'm from Alabama, guys its not all rednecks and shit, but this is still messed up
5/19/2010 1:53:22 PM
#1159235
Smilodon
@PeachyMetalhead
Yeah, I know it's not all rednecks, and I'm glad to know that not everybody in that state is an idiot.
5/19/2010 2:11:06 PM
#1159246
the old firm
...and this guy is the "moderate" candidate? Oh Shi-
5/19/2010 2:43:25 PM
#1159252
I read about the afterlife
This is a public official? Oh well, it's Alabama. Not like it really matters...
5/19/2010 3:08:23 PM
#1159253
Elia
Dear Alabama,
You can do better than the guy Byrne is running against. Seriously, you can. Please?
Signed,
Me
5/19/2010 3:11:36 PM
#1159259
Percy Q. Shunn
Yet one more reason as to why I ache for my country...
5/19/2010 4:42:38 PM
#1159260
Scooby71
The distortion he's talking about is the suggestion he 'believes' in evolution...
5/19/2010 4:44:58 PM
#1159261
dionysus
Oh yeah? Well Dingus McDerpderp thinks the Earth is flat and he denies science. I don't mean scientific theories and findings, I mean he actually doesn't think science exists. Not only that, but the only word in his vocabulary is "Jesus". Clearly he's the best man for the job while the other candidates are just a bunch of liberal communist atheists. This message is approved by Dingus McDerpderp; or it would be if he didn't get his head stuck in the dresser again.
5/19/2010 4:48:47 PM
#1159275
The Jamo
So you want to teach creationism but you're concerned about people spreading lies?
<<DOES NOT COMPUTE>>
5/19/2010 5:40:50 PM
#1159281
John
So basically his opponent is saying Byrne is "one o' them dam' Volvo-drivin', Chardonnay-sippin', God-denyin' liburuls who don't believe in God's Word" and Byrne is saying "no, I'm not - I'm as big a science-denying, dumb-assed fundie as you are - shucks, mebbe even more so!"
5/19/2010 6:04:52 PM
#1159282
Nowonmai
Creationism = religion
Theory of Evolution = Science
Science belongs in schools, religion does NOT.
Can't wait to see how this election pans out.
5/19/2010 6:08:52 PM
#1159294
headache
Oh for fucks sake!
Only in a third world society like USA can you find a politician running for higher office wanting to teach mythological fantasies over proven science.
5/19/2010 6:58:32 PM
#1159295
Mudak
The sad thing is that this statement is in response to an attack ad that accused him of being insufficiently Christian.
5/19/2010 7:43:27 PM
#1159296
Rambler
I hope they destroy him politically.
5/19/2010 7:44:05 PM
#1159302
Alencon
We all better hope this idiot wins because he's running against "Judge" Roy Moore, the asshole that put a 10 foot stone statue of the 10 commandments in the Alabama Supreme Court building and then refused to take it down when ordered to do so by a federal court.
Believe it or not, Byrne is by far the better choice. How sad is that?
5/19/2010 8:08:02 PM
#1159307
Hive
Not often that someone admits and is proud of how much of an idiot they are.
5/19/2010 9:08:51 PM
#1159309
Mrs. Antichrist
Oh trust me, they don't have to twist your statements to make you look like a moron.
5/19/2010 9:30:25 PM
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