You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, "Hey, you know, I'm looking around. The earth hadn't opened up. There's no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping." I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes -- airspace has more affected -- than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they're telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they're telling people, "There aren't any seats until at least April 22nd," basically a week from now. It's got everybody in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don't know whether it's a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it's a rebirth, God speaking.
Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh Show 108 Comments
[4/26/2010 4:03:49 AM]
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So God is punishing Obama for not letting people die from sicknesses... by means of volcano. When volcanoes erupt all the time.
4/30/2010 3:41:17 PM
Damn it! Stop making fun of me and my loyal servant, Rush Limbaugh, you arrogant little whelps! I'll punish all of you! You're all sinners, and I'll send an earthquake or volcano or possibly even a meteorite or something to punish you all!
... And don't think that I'll let a little thing like lost glasses stop me, either! It hasn't before and it sure as hell won't now!
4/30/2010 4:06:37 PM
Funny. The Yellowstone caldera is overdue by a few millenia. If God had wanted to send a clearer message than "I'm so angry about that healthcare bill I'm gonna inconvenience Europe for a week or so", there was a bomb primed and ready to go off right in the country that angered him.
H'e starting to sound more and more like an incoherent, blind God with devastating anger issues. Just like in the Old Testament.
5/11/2010 3:31:09 AM
so god is opposed to a free healthcare system which means not just the rich can have decent medical attention, hmmm i thought god loved and cared for his creations.
6/18/2010 4:33:10 AM
Why are you complaining, Rushiepoos? Now that there's Socialised Healthcare in the US, like here in the UK, you can now get all those lovely prescription drugs, subsidised.
6/18/2010 6:28:37 AM
Yesterday I finished Al Franken's Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot. His quotes are ten times more funny now.
6/26/2010 4:17:20 PM
It appeared stupid and then I saw who said it.
That fat, lying sack of ignorant shit is living proof millions of Americans are utter morons.
6/24/2011 6:22:32 AM
Rush logic is so amusing
America sins, so Europe gets a volcanic eruption?
Of course in Rush-land all natural volcanic and seismic events are not caused by the scientifically validated motion of continental plates but rather they are punishments from God.
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