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#1152207
rubber chicken
"PS Perhaps god should try the burning bush thing again eh? He's just not getting his message across with the clarity he used to. "
He keeps trying, but every time he manifests a fucking great waterbomber drops a couple of tons of fire retardent chemicals on him.
4/26/2010 11:35:40 PM
#1152233
Wow, he really is one big bag o' crazy isn't he?
4/27/2010 2:27:34 AM
#1152235
Like I said, God has shares in Eurostar.
Actually, the disruption wasn't all that bad; a bit of bother for those inconvenienced, but the general life and economy of Western Europe carried on pretty much as normal. If God had a message, I'd say it was "Maybe you don't need aeroplanes as much as you think you do."
4/27/2010 2:55:49 AM
#1152237
Mat
If the volcano is God speaking - dude needs to stop smoking.
4/27/2010 2:58:29 AM
#1152239
Felis >:3
No. The reason the planes were grounded was down to overzealous aviation authority lunatics who are only safe when everything around them is fucking bubble-wrapped (like Rush).
There's even evidence to suggest that they were not only overreacting to something minor, but something that wasn't even there. Again, kind of like Rush, except with him it's God.
4/27/2010 3:14:31 AM
#1152260
ergo
How the hell does this guy get such a big following?
4/27/2010 5:09:08 AM
#1152291
Xotan
Just goes to show that this biblical deity has very bad aim - or has the US invaded Iceland and taken it over, and no one told me?
4/27/2010 6:26:25 AM
#1152328
FMG
Wait, so your "loving god" decides to punish Iceland (a country Far Far Away) for the decision to give everyone an equal chance for healthcare.
Remind me again why we aren't torturing small children so as to better pilot genetically engineered giant cyborgs to fight him?
4/27/2010 8:22:17 AM
#1152340
Almafeta
A mainstream conservative leader stating that he hopes Armageddon happens, and that liberalism is the cause.
This should be more terrifying.
4/27/2010 9:01:19 AM
#1152374
JonnyTruant
So because our government has finally done something beneficial for its people in this health care bill, god has chosen to punish people far, far away who already have fully functioning socialized health care? huh. Who'd have thought god possible of having such bad aim?
4/27/2010 12:48:03 PM
#1152400
Phisshy
The Earth doesn't belong to the US.
4/27/2010 2:04:32 PM
#1152424
Haseen
I guess it's just another case of God's Bad Aim. Setting off Mount St. Helens, Kilauea, or Yellowstone would show too much competence on God's part.
4/27/2010 3:10:51 PM
#1152453
Panz
God must be telling the Eurpeans off then, because last I checked, that's what the volcano was affecting.
4/27/2010 8:16:46 PM
#1152464
Thejebusfire
God is mad about Americans passing the health care bill, so he caused a volcano in Iceland and a huge ash cloud all over Europe.
4/27/2010 8:43:26 PM
#1152500
Trillian
Wait, I'm confused - I thought the volcano was because of provocatively dressed women? Now it's because of the healthcare bill? Would you all make up your mind, please.
4/28/2010 1:56:56 AM
#1152516
emau99
God is so displeased with the US that he's punishing people in Europe?
If that's your God, Rush, your God is a dick with lousy aim.
4/28/2010 5:22:35 AM
#1152532
Hey man, it's Rednecks, the ones who have a problem with geography, not God.
4/28/2010 6:24:52 AM
#1152548
Tangentc
Yes, the inconvenience of planes being grounded in MOST of Europe is certainly the result of God's anger at the US for passing a healthcare reform bill.
But hey, now that we passed that healthcare bill, God will be able to afford those glasses he needs to hit the right continent.
4/28/2010 7:19:03 AM
#1152553
Uh, Mr. Limbaugh, I thought that you said that you'd move to Costa Rica if the health care bill was passed. Why haven't you packed your bags yet?
4/28/2010 7:32:10 AM
#1152655
ND
God is mad at USA over healthcare so He makes a volcano in Iceland blow up? THe USA has plenty of volcanos. I bet God is really mad at Iceland. Hey wait a minute, doesn't Iceland have sociallized medicine? Wow, God really does hate it when somebody goes around healing the sick.
4/28/2010 2:55:06 PM
#1152674
G. Fieendish
Re: Felis >3's post
Try telling that to the 5 Finnish F-18 pilots on the 15th of April, that got their aircraft's engine bays "ash-blasted" in flight, by said eruption, & almost crashed as a result ..
4/28/2010 3:59:53 PM
#1152711
refuter of fundy vermin
'Hopefully it's a rebirth, God speaking.'
Rush Windbag now thinks he has a direct line to God (or worse than that, thinks HE is God!).
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIAF Rush Windbag.
4/28/2010 7:16:17 PM
#1152712
Shadoboy
So... the president of the US signs something and bad things happen in Europe?
If God disliked Obama that much why doesn't he smite him with lightning already?
4/28/2010 7:17:36 PM
#1153123
kuribo
oh good, i wondered when rush would be back on pills
4/29/2010 3:36:21 PM
#1153243
ThisTroper
So, he's *puts on sunglasses* Rushing to conclusions?
4/29/2010 10:10:31 PM
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