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You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, "Hey, you know, I'm looking around. The earth hadn't opened up. There's no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping." I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes -- airspace has more affected -- than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they're telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they're telling people, "There aren't any seats until at least April 22nd," basically a week from now. It's got everybody in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don't know whether it's a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it's a rebirth, God speaking.

Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh Show 108 Comments [4/26/2010 4:03:49 AM]
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#1151834
Sasha

You have to be pretty self-centered to believe that a volcano in Iceland has fuck-all to do with you in the USA. And I'm saying that as an American.

4/26/2010 11:22:57 AM

#1151847
Alfador

Seems to me Rush is being a lot like that Ayatollah in the previous quote.

Muslim cleric: "Ladies wearing clothing that doesn't cover them up completely is causing EARTHQUAKES!!"
Rush: "People getting their hospital bills paid for is causing VOLCANOES!!"

Blithering idiots, all of them. And there are people who actually believe this retarded garbage?

4/26/2010 11:54:17 AM

#1151852
Old Viking

Back on the painkillers, Rushie?

4/26/2010 12:01:33 PM

#1151858
Doubting Thomas

Rush is actually claiming that the volcano is God's response to passing the health care bill? Does he even listen to himself? Once again God's aim is terrible, because instead of making a volcano erupt in the United States, he hits a different country. But at least he hit planet Earth. These people probably think God made that comet hit Jupiter a few years back for something a few humans on earth did.

4/26/2010 12:08:19 PM

#1151863


US law change-> European volcano eruption

I... Fail to see a connection.

4/26/2010 12:15:28 PM

#1151868
Dagon

who knows,with a aim like that maybe the armageddon is happening in Mars!

4/26/2010 12:22:45 PM

#1151872


I apologize for the self-centered, self-important, stupid pieces of shit with their undeserved sense of entitlement that are my fellow citizens.

4/26/2010 12:31:09 PM

#1151874
freako104

Does god need a map?

4/26/2010 12:34:07 PM

#1151875
WWWWolf

> Earth has opened up. I don't know whether it's a rebirth or Armageddon.

It's Iceland. The whole country is made of volcanic rock and is full of volcanoes. Because it's in middle of the mid-Atlantic tectonic boundary. DUH.

I'm in Finland and my Nordic languages are a bit rusty, but I think Icelanders call this situation "Bísnés æs usuàl, nøþíng tø wørí æbaut!"

4/26/2010 12:34:25 PM

#1151878
loser_sneeze

Wow. Linking volcanic activity somewhere in the world to Obama signing healthcare? REALLY? Just wow.

4/26/2010 12:38:45 PM

#1151915
dionysus

Okay, so god punished the gays with Katrina but managed to completely miss the gayest part of town, punished Haitians for making a deal with the devil but punished the wrong generation, and now punished the US by making a volcano erupt in Europe. Can we declare him legally blind already and have him retire on disability?

4/26/2010 1:49:43 PM

#1151934
JohnTheAtheist

Everytime Rush starts to piss me off I just imagine how grotesque he must look naked and I laugh.

4/26/2010 2:55:21 PM

#1151953
Blasphemina

If god was really pissed about the healthcare bill, he'd strike Obama down instead of just canceling flights for a couple of days.

4/26/2010 3:23:24 PM

#1151970
Anemone

@JohnTheAtheist

That would give me nightmares.

4/26/2010 3:33:56 PM

#1151994
Moondog

If He really want to punish the USA for providing for those without, He could have easily enough. The Aleuthians are an island arc, and the Cascades are on top of a subduction zone. He could have a volcano in either of those places erupt, and send ash torard the West Coast or across the Pacific Northwest. Closing down SeaTac, SFO, and LAX would bring the nation to its knees (pun intended), but that's not what happened. Maybe He doesn't give a shit.

4/26/2010 3:57:45 PM

#1151995
Tiado

@JohnTheAtheist

Ugh! I had to go and imagine that. Now I'll never get that image unseared from my brain. >_<

4/26/2010 3:58:37 PM

#1152015
ecoline

Sweety, your domestic management of internal polity issues are irrelevant to the world, let alone to the earth, non-sentient that it is and all.

Someone push a pin in that inflated ego.

4/26/2010 4:24:16 PM

#1152016
Reverend Jeremiah

So you are saying that your God is punishing Iceland for Americans passing a helthcare bill?

Your god sounds like a real DICK, and you must be one as well, seeing you worship that dick.

4/26/2010 4:26:17 PM

#1152052
Ericm6

The god of fundies really sucks at sending messages. Its always "something bad happens, so its god saying that he does not like this"

4/26/2010 5:01:54 PM

#1152063
NonProphet

So, um... why didn't something happen to the US?

Or do we have to wait as long as Europe did after so many of its nations put national health care in place?

...Oh wait, it's Rush Limbaugh. He's just talking out of his lying, drug-addled ass.

4/26/2010 5:10:23 PM

#1152096
Hive

At least he's consistent and knows that god's aim sucks. He'd never make it in the military.

4/26/2010 6:16:00 PM

#1152151
Brenz

Did you just blame a volcano in another country on the president?

Normally Rush & Co. cheer when something awful happens to other countries.

4/26/2010 8:35:44 PM

#1152166
Burning Stake

You know what really bothers me about these people? The fact that they never take two fucking seconds to Google "socialized medicine" and see that Europe, Canada and Autralia have had it for years, and the earth has yet to explode.

...Though, I'm sure it's because the US is "just so special."

4/26/2010 9:01:40 PM

#1152197
SleepNeed

So Rush, then why was it a volcano in Iceland that closed the air travel in EUROPE? If God wanted revenge on Obama, why not just make a volcano shoot out of the ground in Kansas and make the ash just be covering the United States or something?

4/26/2010 10:54:15 PM

#1152206
Zimmer

I didn't think Rush could get even crazier, but I'm not surprised.

4/26/2010 11:33:42 PM
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