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#1150959
Geographically challenged indeed.
4/25/2010 6:33:57 PM
#1150961
D
VERY geographically challenged ;)
4/25/2010 6:36:52 PM
#1150978
Alencon
Jesus H, Christ, at least look at a fucking map first.
4/25/2010 6:48:21 PM
#1150981
?
"Oh no, a volcano cloud - let's oppress some Palestinians..."
4/25/2010 6:49:49 PM
#1150994
Nihlum
... oh dear.
4/25/2010 6:54:57 PM
#1150997
Jebby
And how do you know, Cindy, that the cloud was not for the benefit of the Palestinians, hm?
4/25/2010 6:55:55 PM
#1151005
Lucilius
So the best your all-powerful god can do is pester tourists in airports? Are you sure you shouldn't be a Hare Krishna?
4/25/2010 6:59:33 PM
#1151007
Rumpshaker Slim
Wont people just be pissed off at god because they have been stuck at an airport?
4/25/2010 6:59:59 PM
#1151010
Hive
Geographically is not the only thing you're challenged in.
4/25/2010 7:01:34 PM
#1151027
Jewsus
Jews and Christians: worshipping volcano deities since circa 2,000 BCE.
4/25/2010 7:11:31 PM
#1151063
Adrian
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
4/25/2010 7:26:25 PM
#1151067
Thinking Allowed
I seriously doubt it Cindy since there is 3256.2 between the two countries by way the crow flies.
4/25/2010 7:29:39 PM
#1151077
4/25/2010 7:32:57 PM
#1151087
shadkat
God uses some intense time outs! Can't we all just stand in the corner for five minutes and think about what we've done? :(
4/25/2010 7:37:00 PM
#1151088
DaMentalFunism
Here is the Internet. Look stuff up if you don't know it.
4/25/2010 7:37:24 PM
#1151102
Zeus Almighty
Spock: "What is it captain?"
Kirk" "Those are English words, but I'll be fucked by a Klingon if I've ever seen them arranged in such a nonsensical manner."
4/25/2010 7:48:07 PM
#1151133
feralboy12
Shut up and show us your tits, Cindy.
4/25/2010 8:05:35 PM
#1151152
Old Viking
This is going to be good, because we have God in a time out for his behavior.
4/25/2010 8:21:03 PM
#1151163
refuter of fundy vermin
Cindy S isn't just geographically challenged but also cerebrally challenged (as are all RaptureRetards).
4/25/2010 8:26:10 PM
#1151170
Because there have never been any volcanic eruptions before. Wait...
Nah, you know what? Loki's just having a little fun.
4/25/2010 8:29:52 PM
#1151180
Kevin Klawtter
Hey, if Rush Limbaugh can claim it was God's revenge for Health Care passing...
4/25/2010 8:35:05 PM
#1151183
Canon Father
Yes, His Popiness has punished the Engländer by closing their Luftraum, ja?
4/25/2010 8:37:42 PM
#1151195
Horsefeathers
"God has the people in a "time out" for their behavior."
Are you insane?
"They can be still in the airports and maybe some will come to know that HE IS GOD!"
Yeah. Nothing brings people to Gawd like being stuck somewhere you don't want to be and can't get out of. I wonder if this is why Christians insist you have to go to church?
"I am geographically challenged but I wondered if Israel could use this situation for their benefit?"
Geography isn't the only thing you're challenged in.
4/25/2010 8:46:03 PM
#1151205
werewolf
Israel could bomb Iran because a volcano exploded in Iceland?
Sounds plausible. The U.S. did invade Iraq because of weapons of mass destruction that didn't exist, after all.
4/25/2010 9:01:03 PM
#1151233
campbunny
No one is geographically challenged. Just breathtakingly ignorant.
4/25/2010 9:33:48 PM
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