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#1146562
oop
Some day, if you ever make it to high school, take every English class that is offered.
4/14/2010 11:40:33 AM
#1146563
TGRwulf
English mother fucker! Do you speak it!?!
4/14/2010 11:41:50 AM
#1146571
aaa
Yet another young cunt suffering from the GIFT.
4/14/2010 11:51:42 AM
#1146572
John
Eula should quit worrying about the school prom and concentrate on her school lessons. Maybe she'd learn the correct use of "there" and "they're", how to spell "Christian", how to avoid comma-splices, run-on sentences and inappropriate apostrophes in plurals. And I have no idea what an "attiuince" is. The schools in Mississippi have a lot more to worry about than who goes to the prom.
4/14/2010 11:52:57 AM
#1146573
emau99
I this is funny, This page made it to that F-G site Per--hilton. There slamming this page..
Perez Hilton isn't the only one slamming you guys. Take a look at what the rest of the country is saying about you.
But I think it is great, no true christion want's two people of the same sex hugged up next to the like at the movies, Ball game's or outing's..
Tough shit for them. It's none of their business.
So I say shut up Constance yougot your prom your just mad it didn't come with a attiuince,
No, she got a sham prom with a handful of other pariahs. She's right to complain about it, and the rest of us are right to be disgusted by the behavior of you and your ilk.
Your town knowingly violated Constance McMillen's civil rights--with a nationwide audience, no less--and now you all are high-fiving each other for it.
Laugh it up, Eula. The rest of the US is right here laughing at you.
4/14/2010 11:54:02 AM
#1146576
WWWWolf
> I this is funny
> F-G site Per--hilton.
> There
> christion want's
> Ball game's or outing's..
> yougot
> your just mad
> a attiuince,
I usually don't do spelling flames, but this is just too funny to let it pass...
Why the hell you're concerned about some sort of end-of-school party thing when you clearly weren't invited there yourself, either - and for a legitimate reason; to wit, failing a few rather crucial classes in a very painful manner?
4/14/2010 12:00:20 PM
#1146580
Smilodon
Post deleted.
4/14/2010 12:03:55 PM
#1146581
These are the same guys who complain how you can't pray in schools.
4/14/2010 12:06:17 PM
#1146585
shadkat
My brain shut down from the sheer amount of fail. The English language was not meant to endure such abuse.
4/14/2010 12:23:04 PM
#1146586
Mr. Jack
This is a very impressive display of hillbilly speak. I can almost hear the thick Southern accent as I read it.
4/14/2010 12:24:48 PM
#1146590
JSS
Well if Eula is the poster child of a True Christian™, unintelligence must be a trait as well.
4/14/2010 12:46:56 PM
#1146591
Murdin
I'm not a native English speaker. It still burns my eyes.
Seriously, you really need English classes. Middle school English classes. Middle school English classes taught as a foreign language, from a non-English-speaking country.
4/14/2010 12:48:46 PM
#1146593
agentCDE
I suppose better can't really be expected of someone named End-User-License-Agreement. Those things are ALWAYS unintelligible, seriously. And on purpose.
4/14/2010 12:49:40 PM
#1146594
toth
"attiuince"? I don't even know what that was trying to say. I have to hand it to Eula, though--it must be hard to type anything with flippers for hands due to rampant inbreeding.
4/14/2010 1:01:56 PM
#1146595
toth
@freako104: "Wonder if that might be Eula's issue, men don't notice her over girls making out"
I don't think anybody could NOT notice her. No matter how much they want to.
4/14/2010 1:09:04 PM
#1146600
demodocos
@toth, #1146594: "attiuince"? I don't even know what that was trying to say.
You need to say it with a really thick Southern accent, she means "audience".
4/14/2010 1:15:25 PM
#1146604
toth
I'm confused--it seems like all the posts on that group are cool people, not the Mississippi fucktards. What happened?
4/14/2010 1:17:35 PM
#1146605
toth
Oh! One more:
I've always hated EULAs.
4/14/2010 1:19:03 PM
#1146606
Papabear
What is this middle school dropout doing telling ANYBODY ANYTHING about how to live. "There," "christion," and a complete misunderstanding of how to represent a plural show the level of your thinking.
P.S. What the heck is "attiuince?"
4/14/2010 1:21:41 PM
#1146610
Rimms
I just flat-out can't understand this.
As in, grammatically.
4/14/2010 1:28:35 PM
#1146613
Blasphemina
Dear Eula Nichols,
You're an ignorant cunt. A true Christian would at least know how to spell Christian. Furthermore, if you're that THREATENED by the very idea of two women dancing together, you've probably got a little of that gay too and just can't admit it.
4/14/2010 1:31:49 PM
#1146615
Mississippi education represent!
4/14/2010 1:34:58 PM
#1146618
Zeus Almighty
Sweet Jebus fucking a midget, this has GOT to be a Poe.
It's like they intentionally mangled grammar, spelling and logic. And what's with the apostrophes in "wants, games and outings?" Nobody can be this stupid and still manage to dress herself.
All that being said, a person from Mississippi could, I suppose, be this big of a moron.
4/14/2010 1:37:49 PM
#1146626
The L
No True Scotsman fallacy--check.
Using derogatory words, and "censoring" them with symbols--check.
Censoring a person's name that the commenter doesn't like--check.
Projecting one's attitudes on society at large, thus implying that other perspectives do not exist--Check, and double check.
Grammar so poor that a 5th grader can tell you what's wrong with it--Check.
Eula, dear, I recommend you stop picking on Constance and attend to your studies. Your knowledge of grammar, rhetoric, and common courtesy are all sorely lacking.
4/14/2010 2:06:11 PM
#1146627
Rumpleforeskin
This is exactly the level of spelling and grammar I would expect from these redneck bigots...
@BlackMageJ - That is brilliant.
4/14/2010 2:06:14 PM
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