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I certainly don't advocate any violence. But I wouldn't mind seeing all of the Democrats chased down the street like the seniors chased Dan Rostenkowski or being hounded out of places like Ben Nelson was hounded out of the pizza place. If it happens, they have only themselves to blame.

sherrimae, RR 59 Comments [4/2/2010 11:52:37 AM]
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#1142178


You people do realize that despite all of your immature crying and bitching, you're still in the minority here right?

Also Firsties.

4/2/2010 12:04:48 PM
#1142179
Zeus Almighty

sherrimae's grandfather, circa 1963.

I certainly don't advocate any violence. But I wouldn't mind seeing all of the niggers arrested and beaten like they arrested that trouble-maker Martin Luther King, or being pummeled with water from a fire hose like they did those apes in Montgomery, or being murdered like they did that Jew boy what tried to help niggers register to vote in Mississippi. Damn commies!
If it happens, they only have themselves to blame.

4/2/2010 12:05:13 PM
#1142186
Sisyphus

Translation: I certainly don't advocate any violence except against democrats.

4/2/2010 12:12:02 PM
#1142192
Nithing

How do you chase someone without violence? Yell "Tag!" when you catch them?

4/2/2010 12:18:50 PM
#1142198
aaa

Translation to english: "I don't advocate violence, but discrimination and intimidation is perfectly fine with me."

4/2/2010 12:26:05 PM
#1142201
No One

"I certainly don't advocate violence, but I advocate violence"

...is what I got out of this

4/2/2010 12:29:05 PM
#1142208
Doctor Whom

"I certainly don't advocate any violence" is a sure sign that someone is going to advocate violence.

4/2/2010 12:33:51 PM
#1142209
GodotIsWaiting4U

See, he doesn't want violence. He just wants violence. TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

4/2/2010 12:40:53 PM
#1142211
dog on

"If it happens, they have only themselves to blame."

It's their fault, damn liberals! This would be a peaceful, non-violent country if it weren't for them!

4/2/2010 12:47:01 PM
#1142212
I read about the afterlife

I am entirely positive of the fact that you are unaware of what these words mean: "I", "certainly", "don't", "advocate", "any", and "violence".

4/2/2010 12:47:25 PM
#1142214
LOLWUT

Christian love. I can do without it.

4/2/2010 12:53:47 PM
#1142216
breakerslion

I certainly don't advocate any violence, so if you decide to act out the following rant, I take no blame for putting the idea in your head. Furthermore, if I gave you the impression that I would support you and cheer you on in your efforts to form a violent mob and harass people, that's only because I'm a lying, two-faced, cowardly little shit.

Fixed.

4/2/2010 1:00:48 PM
#1142220
Smilodon

But what happened to "What would Jesus do"?

4/2/2010 1:14:10 PM
#1142221
the_ignored

I wish I could get on that board (and it was unregulated enough!) so that I could post: "you stupid bitch!" and have it show up there.

4/2/2010 1:14:25 PM
#1142222


So much for not advocating violence.

4/2/2010 1:20:49 PM
#1142224
Old Viking

Me? Promote violence? Heaven forfend!

4/2/2010 1:26:00 PM
#1142227
the_ignored

I have no idea how this double post came about.

4/2/2010 1:36:28 PM
#1142228


And if said Democrats beat the crap out of said people it wouldn't be violence.

4/2/2010 1:38:55 PM
#1142233
Blasphemina

I certainly don't advocate any violence, but I wouldn't mind seeing all the Rapture Retards run out of town on a rail like they've attempted to do to liberals, gays, atheists, Catholics, pagans, environmentalists, scientists, doctors, people who like Twilight, etc. If it happens, they have only themselves to blame.

4/2/2010 1:51:25 PM
#1142242
Mrs. Antichrist

No, if it happens, we have intolerant people like you to blame.

4/2/2010 2:06:54 PM
#1142249
Canadia

I don't advocate baking, but who wants cookies?

4/2/2010 2:25:37 PM
#1142258
Zeus Almighty Zeus Almighty

Or how about Sean Hannity being chased by a mob of Ron Paul fans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNZS9ZuZcrg

4/2/2010 2:43:22 PM
#1142266
GigaGuess

I wouldn't advocate violence, but I would silently enable it, so that when people get hurt, I don't have to get my hands dirty, or look bad.

Pretty much what you mean, right?

4/2/2010 3:33:00 PM
#1142268
Papabear

The word "but" functions as a great eraser in that everything one says before the word "but" is erased by the words following "but." You're against violence except for violence.

If that violence happens, we'll have no one to blame but those who incited and/or inflicted that violence.

4/2/2010 3:42:02 PM
#1142270
oop

I certainly don't advocate any violence. But all the fools need to get out of the way of the bullets I'm firing.
If they don't, they have only themselves to blame.

4/2/2010 3:45:09 PM
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