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#1140032
Mr Blur
They just love their images of sodomy, don't they?
3/29/2010 1:19:33 AM
#1140035
christopher
@X-Acto Dyke:Have *you* ever read the Bible? Because Hell is a specifically *New* Testament concept - the Old Testament God will just kill you, possibly in a hideous fashion, and possibly along with your entire family and/or race. It was Jesus who said "Then shall he say to those on the left of him, 'Depart from me, ye cursed into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels' . . . and these shall go into everlasting torment, but the righteous into life eternal" and told of the rich man who didn't care for the poor going to Hell and begging the righteous beggar in Heaven to bring him water to cool his tongue because he was in torment from the flames.
3/29/2010 1:44:52 AM
#1140036
thelivingguano
See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_obsessions#Sexual_focus
"Common themes include homosexuality...and profane thoughts combining religion and sex..."
"People with sexual obsessions are particularly likely to have co-occurring aggressive and religious obsessions."
I think we have a diagnosis. NURSE!
3/29/2010 1:49:07 AM
#1140038
Canadia
@#1140026
Well, in Jayme's humble bible-founded opinion, God probably magics them up some senses, so he can torture them more efficiently for the remainder of eternity.
3/29/2010 2:25:58 AM
#1140046
What the hell is it with you people? Haing gays yet creating elaborate fantasies about bondage ass rape.
Second you don't know the mind of god since god as any kind of supernatural entity is clearly just a way for you to get horny over your fucked up wank fetishes without feeling guilty.
3/29/2010 3:25:07 AM
#1140049
I read about the afterlife
"I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except by adopting conservative idealogies."
Thanks for clearing that up.
3/29/2010 3:45:50 AM
#1140053
Brenz
Or maybe he's just dead and saved the environment.
There is no way Jayme knows a thing about Udall except that he was a DEMONcrat LOLLERsk8s.
3/29/2010 4:23:28 AM
#1140061
Mister Spak
" Let this be a lesson to democrats everywhere."
It might be, if you had any evidence that hell even exists.
3/29/2010 4:48:25 AM
#1140062
JSS
"This man is, right now, screaming for God to save him. He is covered in flames and being sodomised by fire daemons over and over again and it will never stop. It will go on for an eternity."
Prove it, Jayme Phelps.
3/29/2010 4:53:00 AM
#1140066
The L
What? Is there something about Mr. Udall that I don't know about, or is Jayme seriously insinuating that caring for the environment (which, according to his own Bible, was created as something "very good"--the only thing God blesses with this compliment in the entire book) is evil?
The planet is not your enemy. If it is, it's awfully hypocritical for you to be living contentedly on it instead of lobbying for a Mars colony or something.
3/29/2010 4:57:40 AM
#1140079
Just Some Guy
X-Acto Dyke said "... Burning in hell for all eternity is of the Old Testament. ...Seriously, have any fundies actually read the Bible?"
Wrong. Hell does not exist in the Old Testament. Jews do not believe in Hell. It's a Christian invention.
Before you accuse fundies of not reading the Bible, maybe you should read it yourself. Seriously. This is embarrassing.
3/29/2010 5:21:49 AM
#1140082
Porky Pine
And yet you want me to worship a sick fuck like your god? No thanks.
3/29/2010 5:43:45 AM
#1140083
Table Rock
Poe or not, it gave me a case of the giggles.
3/29/2010 5:46:11 AM
#1140086
TGRwulf
Feel the Christian love!
3/29/2010 5:59:35 AM
#1140089
gaijinlaw
Why? Why do all roads lead to teh buttsecks with these people?
3/29/2010 6:03:05 AM
#1140093
Horsefeathers
"I hope he enjoys his eternity in Hell. Let this be a lesson to democrats everywhere. Get right with Jesus or go to Hell."
Is there an 11th Commandment somewhere that I've missed that says, "Thou Shalt Not Be a Democrat"?
"This man is, right now, screaming for God to save him."
You say this like it's true or something. Even if it were true you'd have know way of knowing that it was, in fact, true. Not to mention what it says about the god you worship.
"He is covered in flames and being sodomised by fire daemons over and over again and it will never stop. It will go on for an eternity."
That's some fantasy world you live in, Jayme.
3/29/2010 6:19:06 AM
#1140094
Doctor Whom
This has Landover Baptist written all over it.
3/29/2010 6:21:18 AM
#1140098
John_in_Oz
That'd sure be a lesson to me! Show me factual evidence and you've got a convert.
3/29/2010 6:29:22 AM
#1140104
Big Jilm
Fuck you and your god.
3/29/2010 6:45:11 AM
#1140105
X-Acto Dyke
I was wrong, I admit I was wrong. Mea culpa.
I have actually read the Bible although not all of it and mainly the New Testament. I guess I should have forced myself to read through more of the 'begat's in the OT.
My apologies.
3/29/2010 6:45:16 AM
#1140110
Fedup
Goodness, what kinky fantasies you repressed perverts have
3/29/2010 6:57:49 AM
#1140111
D Laurier.
Hullo Jayme.
Your fixation with torturing and analy raping men, is noted.
Your closet sounds like a very scary place.
3/29/2010 6:58:42 AM
#1140112
John
Get right with Jesus or go to Hell.
Damn right! Would Jesus have called for oil drilling in the Alaska National Wildlife Reserve? You bet he would! He said "fucketh ye the polar bears!" (Luke 25:6) He had no truck with these bleeding heart liberals who want to help to poor. It was "every man for himself" with Jesus. Take stuff from someone else without working for it? Hell, no! If you had a field of grain and some hungry person came along and just took the grain and ate it without asking, would you think that kind of Marxist, commie crap was OK? Neither did Jesus! And if he had a bunch of loaves and fishes, you'd better believe he'd charge people a shekel apiece for 'em. And remember, he said "If thou wilt be perfect, go [and] sell that thou hast to the poor for much treasure, and thou shalt have thy treasure in heaven, too: and come [and] follow me."
3/29/2010 7:05:56 AM
#1140117
SURPRISE! BUTTSECKS!
Sounds like Jayme's idea of heaven might be an eternity of hot, sweaty...dare I say, FLAMING...buttsex.
3/29/2010 7:20:26 AM
#1140128
Doubting Thomas
Translation: Get right with God. Because if you're not a right-wing Republican Christian Protestant anti-abortion homophobe, you're going to spend an eternity in hell getting ass-raped by demons. Because I arbitrarily decide who goes to heaven or hell and what their punishiment in hell will be, which usually involves anal rape. But I'm not gay.
But really, if hell consists of getting buttraped, then wouldn't all the evil gays being sent to hell enjoy it? Or would they be the only ones who wouldn't get buttraped?
3/29/2010 7:39:55 AM
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