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Quote# 716

maybe you need to research this claim better before you mock too much . I know 2 guys there who climbed it [Mt. Ararat] and have compelling photos, some from the inside of the [Noah's Ark] structure.

BillSPrestonEsq, Christian Guitar Resources 19 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#23838
Napoleon17

Umm, I think sarcasm is one of Bill's strong points, until you take what he says OUT OF CONTEXT!! :lol:

3/29/2006 12:54:20 AM
#701434
Tearlich

So where are the photos?

9/28/2008 10:40:14 AM
#701448
Redneck Bimbo Governor

Everyone knows someone who saw Noah's ark and took photos, but somehow the photos never show up. Hard to believe in this day and age, when every drunken college girl's titty shot is somewhere out there for the world to see.

9/28/2008 11:51:10 AM
#701591
Canadiest

i know two guys who say your two guys and their pictures don't exist, just like the ark

9/28/2008 3:56:49 PM
#701617
Jack Bauer

What's a Christian guitar?

Don't you know that the pentatonic scale was devised by Satan? After all - it features heavily in the devi's music.

9/28/2008 4:24:40 PM
#701623
Dr. Quasius

Jack Bauer: What's a Christian guitar?

A Christian guitar is a guitar made of wood from Noah's Ark, silly. Or would that be a Jewish guitar? Now I'm confused.

9/28/2008 4:31:27 PM
#701626
Philbert McAdamia

How come there are so many tons of wood from the "true cross", and I have yet to see any from the "true ark"? Considering how many people have been there, seen and photographed it, and how much bigger it must have been to house all the millions of specimens...

Noah must have had a lot of cattle on board, because the only lasting evidence of the cruise is the excrement they left behind.

BTW, Billy Preston, keep your day job with the music.

9/28/2008 4:40:42 PM
#701658
Mr Blur

"Lying For Jebus" Award

9/28/2008 5:58:20 PM
#701664
Elphada

well I guess that settles it. Somebody set up a guitar shop inside Noah's ark.

9/28/2008 6:18:01 PM
#701675
haywood jablomy

I hope Alex Winter bitchslaps you to hellandgone.

9/28/2008 6:32:00 PM
#701693
Ted "Theodore" Logan

Dude, Rufus says you're full of shit. That is so not excellent.

9/28/2008 6:49:58 PM
#701695
aaa

Show me.

9/28/2008 6:53:45 PM
#701752
apYrs

@Dr. Quasius & Jack Bauer

A Xian guitar is made from wood from the true cross

9/28/2008 8:28:28 PM
#702028
Alethe

Remember the Ninth Commandment? You seem to have forgotten it.

9/29/2008 1:59:39 AM
#702358


Oh, well that settles it! I'll "completely" take your word for it that 2 guys you know crawled around inside Noah's Ark. No pictures needed! End of story!

9/29/2008 1:00:21 PM
#800674
Conitnuals

I'm actually thinking that this was taken out of context, as I've seen this guy on other sites, and he doesn't seem like a fundy to me.

12/8/2008 2:30:27 AM
#800694
a mind far far away

No, you have that Wyatt fellow who's a proven sham, and one of his lackeys. There's been all kinds of actual photos, satellite included, that shows nothing on the Ararat range. There was a weird semi-boat shape photo back in the 60's, but it was shown to just be a rock outcropping.

Edit:

@Jack Bauer: James Hetfield said the same thing about the flatted fifth, that it was the devil's note.

12/8/2008 2:44:12 AM
#1323428
Quantum Mechanic

Sure you do.

8/20/2011 4:06:36 AM
#1444666
Frostythesnowman

!0 years on, let's see them..

9/7/2012 12:14:32 PM
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